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Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.
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I just got one of these too FML
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There are some literal EBT niggers on this board
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I make 170k with 15% bonus
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I remember these. Now I get the alert when I drop below 2...
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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: soul-stirring water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2id.#38472147)



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Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: soul-stirring water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2id.#38565666)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: soul-stirring water buffalo

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2id.#38719029)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: glittery well-lubricated box office

OH GOD, OH-

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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: concupiscible coiffed old irish cottage scourge upon the earth



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: Fuchsia Quadroon

LJL @ poors

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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: Amethyst business firm affirmative action



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: Passionate pisswyrm cumskin

MFCR alert

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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: sick nursing home

Prole tell!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2id.#38719057)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: yapping lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2id.#39706257)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: Silver crawly degenerate cruise ship

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2id.#38719122)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: Fuchsia Quadroon

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2id.#38719172)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: sick nursing home

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Fuchsia Quadroon

emergency money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2id.#38719190)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: gold outnumbered university



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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: vivacious stead candlestick maker



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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: vivacious stead candlestick maker



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: Burgundy talking garrison

hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2id.#49264499)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: glittery well-lubricated box office



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: flesh theater stage

You’re poor

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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: soul-stirring water buffalo

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2id.#38772502)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: stubborn casino

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2id.#38772513)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: gold outnumbered university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2id.#38772800)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: Passionate pisswyrm cumskin

I just got one of these too FML

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2id.#38772547)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: soul-stirring water buffalo

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2id.#39706250)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: yapping lay

How poor are you fuckers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2id.#39706259)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: soul-stirring water buffalo

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2id.#41585116)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: Aromatic at-the-ready crackhouse

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2id.#41585179)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: soul-stirring water buffalo

I make 170k with 15% bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2id.#41585202)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: razzle judgmental temple

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2id.#41585204)



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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: soul-stirring water buffalo

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2id.#43091044)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: Laughsome brass site

I have like $40k in mine ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2id.#43091910)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle internal respiration pistol

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2id.#43091913)



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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: soul-stirring water buffalo

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2id.#45245721)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: soul-stirring water buffalo

https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2id.#46168134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: concupiscible coiffed old irish cottage scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2id.#46168176)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle internal respiration pistol

i love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2id.#46168149)



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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: soul-stirring water buffalo

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2id.#46197594)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: soul-stirring water buffalo

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2id.#46797731)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: stubborn casino

How are you this poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2id.#46797738)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: soul-stirring water buffalo

https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk

This one was special

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2id.#48088138)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: ruby trailer park kitty

Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2id.#48088162)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: soul-stirring water buffalo

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2id.#48088168)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: soul-stirring water buffalo

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2id.#48088192)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: soul-stirring water buffalo

The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is:

$0.06 for Transit purchases

$0.00 for Parking purchases

$0.00 for Micromobility purchases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2id.#49111460)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: soul-stirring water buffalo

Your Access Account account is now blocked

Please make a payment in the next 15 days to avoid account closure

Hi, ZINK. We wanted to let you know that your Access Account account is still overdrawn by $9.00. As a result, your account has been blocked and any of your checks, payments or other withdrawals will not be completed. Your account will remain inactive until you make a payment for the overdrawn amount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2id.#49264493)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 11:31 AM
Author: soul-stirring water buffalo

[Action required] Resolve your margin call

Your account has a $189.01 futures margin call as of Nov. 13, 2025. Deposit money or close some of your positions to cover your margin call.

The amount required to cover your margin call may differ due to market movement, deposits, or closing positions.

Take action

If the margin call is not resolved before the end of the trading day on Nov. 14, 2025, your account will be in a past due margin call and your account may be restricted. You can learn more about futures in our Help Center.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2id.#49430061)