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Just saw some dude in another apartment jerking off

Was brushing my teeth and saw a light on in another apartmen...
Razzmatazz Fortuitous Meteor
  03/14/20
"Just watched some dude in another apartment jerking of...
green galvanic digit ratio range
  03/14/20
Go over and help him finish.
Cracking Church
  03/14/20
He's obliged to
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  03/14/20
cr. bro code.
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  03/14/20
Apartments are prole.
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  03/14/20
These are condos with a rental limit
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  03/14/20
*MFH posters furious*
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  03/14/20
upset
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  03/14/20
Twist: he can't get off without an audience
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Watching other guys jerk off is hilarious lmao
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This time it was. Whole thing took place over the course of...
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  03/14/20
Did you cum
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Damn
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If she can't take you at your worst
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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:24 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Fortuitous Meteor

Was brushing my teeth and saw a light on in another apartment as I stood on my patio. Saw what looked like the back of a computer screen by the window and something weirdly making motion under it. Like shaking. Couldn’t tell what it was. 10 seconds later the guy shifted in his seat and sure enough he was jerking off, I had seen his leg shaking. At that moment he looked up out of his window and must have seen me standing there, because he immediately reached over and shut his blinds.

Fucking hilarious and I can’t call anyone to tell them about it right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39761595)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: green galvanic digit ratio range

"Just watched some dude in another apartment jerking off"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39762822)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: Cracking Church

Go over and help him finish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39761623)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:32 AM
Author: Mustard 180 address double fault

He's obliged to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39761632)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: Cyan aphrodisiac affirmative action party of the first part

cr. bro code.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39762852)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:33 AM
Author: Spectacular bawdyhouse

Apartments are prole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39761641)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:57 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Fortuitous Meteor

These are condos with a rental limit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39762489)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: curious faggot firefighter

*MFH posters furious*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39763185)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: Cracking Church

upset

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39763589)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:41 AM
Author: bistre cruise ship dog poop

Twist: he can't get off without an audience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39761676)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:43 AM
Author: Nighttime gay wizard house

Watching other guys jerk off is hilarious lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39761684)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:58 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Fortuitous Meteor

This time it was. Whole thing took place over the course of 15 seconds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39762490)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:47 AM
Author: Appetizing Public Bath Hunting Ground

Did you cum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39761685)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:48 AM
Author: sexy toilet seat

Would you mind giving me some privacy next time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39761687)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:43 PM
Author: vigorous flatulent son of senegal dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39764341)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:11 AM
Author: Laughsome pistol organic girlfriend

seriously breach of etiquette on his part to not at least SPRAY in your general direction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39761794)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 7:28 AM
Author: stirring orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39762077)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:10 AM
Author: drab bat shit crazy place of business

Totally normal that you stared at this guy for at least 20 seconds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39762535)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:15 AM
Author: Ultramarine comical home

he did the right thing. pretty gay of the other guy to close the blinds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39762551)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:29 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Fortuitous Meteor

I was trying to figure out what the hell was going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39762620)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: Naked white potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39762564)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: Flushed station

Lol

Doodikoff totally chill just watching another man beat off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39762567)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:38 AM
Author: swollen indigo tanning salon

(faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39762670)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:48 AM
Author: Cerebral honey-headed friendly grandma

(Faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39762725)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:09 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Fortuitous Meteor

ALSO - I had an amazing second date last night. Better than I've had in years. She even mentioned that we seemed like soul mates during the date, and we kissed. Cool as fuck girl, very good looking.

I was drunk when I saw this jerk off episode, just gotten home from a great date and was brushing my teeth when I saw this happen. I stupidly sent her a text that I just caught a guy jerking off and that he had hilariously shut the blinds immediately.

No response. Not last night. Or today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39762794)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:12 AM
Author: Motley ivory business firm

Damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39762812)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:12 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Fortuitous Meteor

im the biggest idiot if I fucked this up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39762816)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: Flushed station

If she can't take you at your worst

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39763442)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: Marvelous unhinged athletic conference

rut roh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39762820)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle scarlet dragon theater

As the dude was closing the blinds did you see her enter the room?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39762830)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: swollen indigo tanning salon

lmao so you gave up a great girl so you could see a guy jerk off for 20 seconds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39762832)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Fortuitous Meteor

i shouldn't have texted that. I was laughing my ass off and thought it was funny, but it appears I could have fucked this up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39762846)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: crystalline liquid oxygen rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39762835)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: Titillating cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39765473)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:15 AM
Author: glittery jet-lagged headpube library

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39762838)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:18 AM
Author: tan hospital preventive strike

rofl this could easily happen to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39762856)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:20 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Fortuitous Meteor

she was really cool and chill and we had joked about a few dirty things over the night, thought she would at least be like "oh my that's terrible/hilarious" or something.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39762868)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:21 AM
Author: tan hospital preventive strike

can’t stop laughing. i’m sure it’s fine. lmao dat fear tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39762876)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:23 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Fortuitous Meteor

i have dat fear STRONG

She was seriously fucking awesome and cool as shit and hot. I can't believe this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39762891)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:28 AM
Author: Maniacal talented selfie locale

amazing follow up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39762930)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: Clear mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39766981)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:41 AM
Author: tan hospital preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39767803)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: Vibrant crawly jewess jap

if she didn't see the humor and LOL/180 your text you weren't soul mates in the first place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39763183)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:01 PM
Author: drab bat shit crazy place of business

Your soulmate watching another man jackoff until the guy closes the blinds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39763349)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:10 PM
Author: Cyan aphrodisiac affirmative action party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39763410)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:38 PM
Author: Maniacal talented selfie locale

After a first date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39763564)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:41 PM
Author: Pearl reading party hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39763583)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:39 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Fortuitous Meteor

Painful yet true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39764321)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:38 PM
Author: drab bat shit crazy place of business

Count to twenty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39766714)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:49 PM
Author: self-absorbed market tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39764365)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:21 PM
Author: Submissive Soul-stirring Ladyboy Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39765121)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:23 PM
Author: Nighttime gay wizard house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39765145)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:11 PM
Author: Titillating cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39765467)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:06 PM
Author: french field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39766473)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:35 PM
Author: Laughsome pistol organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39766681)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: fragrant abode community account

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39766689)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: beady-eyed apoplectic french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39767986)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: Buck-toothed splenetic scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39770791)



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Date: March 5th, 2023 12:15 PM
Author: up-to-no-good brunch trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#46012697)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: lfo

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#49346694)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:51 PM
Author: drab bat shit crazy place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39763308)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: floppy seedy wagecucks

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39763431)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 PM
Author: chest-beating territorial cuck stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39763524)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: ruddy puppy state

Best 1-2 punch thread in a long while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39763591)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: Clear mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39766984)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:15 PM
Author: razzle set dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39765071)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:16 PM
Author: Nighttime gay wizard house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39765078)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:22 PM
Author: Autistic gold box office keepsake machete

lol dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39765134)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: Laughsome pistol organic girlfriend

still IRL loling every few minutes thinking about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39766982)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:42 AM
Author: tan hospital preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39767805)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 4:20 PM
Author: drab bat shit crazy place of business

a month later and i lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#40071157)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 6:01 PM
Author: internet-worthy stain kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#45105858)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:19 PM
Author: Clear mediation

So I didn't have high hopes for this thread at all but you exceeded all expectations. Well done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39766987)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: beady-eyed apoplectic french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39767985)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:58 AM
Author: Hairraiser corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39768247)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: Buck-toothed splenetic scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39770787)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:07 PM
Author: Fighting racy heaven

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39771202)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 5:57 PM
Author: Ocher meetinghouse hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#45105822)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 2:04 AM
Author: High-end dashing property milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#45562400)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: Lascivious Laser Beams

why were you brushing your teeth on your patio

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39762826)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Fortuitous Meteor

it was a beautiful night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39762848)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:08 PM
Author: internet-worthy stain kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39763169)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:20 AM
Author: Submissive Soul-stirring Ladyboy Voyeur

doodikoff is a dumb homo, news at 11

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39762873)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:29 AM
Author: Cyan aphrodisiac affirmative action party of the first part

this is a good thread. he's a content creator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39762942)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:08 PM
Author: Submissive Soul-stirring Ladyboy Voyeur

that may be true, but he's still a dimwitted homosexual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39763395)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:07 PM
Author: concupiscible dull gunner hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39763160)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:09 PM
Author: startling henna toaster faggotry

go knock on his door and offer him your boihole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39763176)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: Exciting half-breed lodge

Then let ur soulmate know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39763433)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 4:58 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39764934)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:44 AM
Author: Sienna Passionate Temple Coffee Pot

burst out laughing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39767811)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:28 AM
Author: odious prole newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39767973)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:29 PM
Author: Alcoholic Garrison

Did you have to pay extra for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39763239)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: charismatic carmine lay twinkling uncleanness

this is literally the best pr0n a straight guy could ever as for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39763439)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 PM
Author: chest-beating territorial cuck stock car

what a beta faggot. he should have held his ground and proudly beat that fuck stick

this is basically mfh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39763522)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: Titillating cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39765476)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:04 PM
Author: Elite shrine

"you guys aren't going to believe this, I caught my faggot neighbor watching me beat off"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39764975)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:16 PM
Author: Nighttime gay wizard house

still nothing from her? shes probably busy in her group chat with her friends laughing @ u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39765084)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:00 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Fortuitous Meteor

Nothing.

Fucking epic self own. She was awesome. And she legit liked me it seemed.

I want to walk down to the guys apartment and go kick his ass for putting me in that situation to cause me to text her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39765412)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:03 PM
Author: arousing incel fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39765431)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:13 PM
Author: Titillating cuckold

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39765479)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:04 PM
Author: Nighttime gay wizard house

ive had dates like this. just tell yourself that they liked you too much, and were too broken, to let themselves love you

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39766460)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: floppy seedy wagecucks

send her this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39766477)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:29 PM
Author: fragrant abode community account

might wind up with a new soulmate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39766642)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:05 PM
Author: Cyan aphrodisiac affirmative action party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39770751)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:31 AM
Author: hot karate

Send her a mea culpa explaining that you were drunk and not thinking properly and you’re shuddering now realizing what a strange, tasteless and weird message that must have seemed like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39767983)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:55 AM
Author: Laughsome pistol organic girlfriend

fuck that tell her she's a stuck up bimbo and you have a new JO bud so you don't need her anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39768234)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:06 PM
Author: Flushed station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39771200)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:51 AM
Author: beady-eyed apoplectic french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39768057)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 8:28 PM
Author: cruel-hearted adventurous pozpig

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39766222)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:02 PM
Author: Titillating cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39766444)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:27 PM
Author: unholy cowardly boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39766631)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:43 AM
Author: tan hospital preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39767807)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:45 AM
Author: Sienna Passionate Temple Coffee Pot

cr doodikoff is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39767813)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:05 PM
Author: Cyan aphrodisiac affirmative action party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39770755)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: Well-lubricated talking center legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39770795)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:39 PM
Author: Clear mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39771019)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:03 PM
Author: lavender point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39766454)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: drab bat shit crazy place of business

Yeah doodikoff is one of my best friends in the whole world but he is NOT interested in my feed back as to why ALL women find him weird and creepy and juvenile after these amazing first dates he keeps having.

Oh well, guess I'm just ignorant and a big hater

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39766691)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: hot karate

U guys know each other irl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39767984)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:30 PM
Author: drab bat shit crazy place of business

Yeah I live across from him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39771444)



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Date: March 18th, 2020 7:49 AM
Author: Maniacal talented selfie locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39796268)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:40 PM
Author: fragrant abode community account

doodikoff, which was a more devastating way to lose a potential soulmate: live blogging your homoerotic voyuerism or taking a massive shit in a portopotty in the middle of a hike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39766723)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:24 AM
Author: Pearl reading party hairy legs

Damn I missed the hike thread. Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39767957)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:50 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Fortuitous Meteor

I got damn close to marrying the portapotty hike girl and loved her more than any girl in my entire life so I’ll go with the live blogging voyuerism one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39768055)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:04 AM
Author: hot karate

We need to near that story thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39768260)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:25 AM
Author: Pearl reading party hairy legs

I haven’t lol’d this hard at a thread in a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39767960)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:39 AM
Author: Sienna Passionate Temple Coffee Pot

same i was hyperventilating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39768324)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:53 AM
Author: charismatic carmine lay twinkling uncleanness

how long does he last?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39768064)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:02 PM
Author: Titillating cuckold

can he host

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39770723)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:47 PM
Author: bistre cruise ship dog poop

Any word from the girl? Seeing some guy jack off through a window is not really that funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39771059)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:26 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Fortuitous Meteor

she did respond with a "ha ha that's so funny" short text today, after ignoring me all day yesterday. Hasn't responded to my follow up text in about two hours. I'm afraid that its still donezo and I got pwned.

Every other person I've told this story to laughed their asses off, INCLUDING another girl that I met for a lunch date yesterday. She actually laughed the hardest when I told the story.

And it was funny for three reasons:

1. The speed at which the jerker offer shut his blinds as he looked up at me, and

2. The fact that he saw me as I was just standing in my patio door brushing my teeth, arm was actually raised over my head as I leaned against the door frame, and

3. The fact that I saw no dick, just his hand in his crotch hunched over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39771395)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:30 PM
Author: fragrant abode community account

need to text this entire poast to chick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39771439)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:31 PM
Author: obsidian pit factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39771456)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:34 PM
Author: Wild Gaming Laptop

So she ignored you for 36 hours then you texted back right away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39771482)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:38 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Fortuitous Meteor

I waited a few hours. don't really care at this point, i'm fucked anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39771514)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:43 PM
Author: fragrant abode community account

she mightve been busy getting D'ed by some other dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39771557)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:41 PM
Author: Motley ivory business firm

2020 dating hellscape. One wrong move via text and done.

If she doesn't see the humor in it, or won't ask you more if she finds it strange, then she probably isn't nearly as chill as she seemed from your date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39771533)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:42 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Fortuitous Meteor

lmao we had even discussed the "2020 dating hellscape" on this date, and she agreed with everything I said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39771549)



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Date: March 18th, 2020 7:11 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Cheese-eating Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39796170)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:42 PM
Author: fragrant abode community account

yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39771550)



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Date: March 21st, 2020 1:21 AM
Author: odious prole newt

Any updates here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#39822865)



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Date: May 3rd, 2020 8:32 PM
Author: Boyish rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#40142017)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:28 AM
Author: drab bat shit crazy place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#41994452)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:35 AM
Author: vengeful stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#41994460)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: startling henna toaster faggotry

these same 2 dudes has this same "accidental" voyeur episode several times a week...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#41994469)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 6:00 PM
Author: Heady Godawful Plaza

Thought this would be an evan39 post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#45105848)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:24 PM
Author: drab bat shit crazy place of business

HOF thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#45131492)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 2:03 AM
Author: lavender point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#45562395)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: lfo

This is a pitch perfect thread the week that Covid shut down the US. 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2id.#49346693)