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Friend told me his daughter went to a 'Twerky Turkey' assembly at school

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Date: November 23rd, 2022 7:33 AM
Author: floppy becky

They had told all the kids it was going to be a classic Thanksgiving pageant and they had some of them dressed as pilgrims, some as turkeys, etc. Nobody dressed like an Indian for racial reasons which makes sense.

Anyway, halfway through it turned out it wasn't really that sort of pageant at all--the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

And this person (not sure if it was male or female--they might not be sure themselves) ran out in a turkey costume but it was pretty revealing. And started twerking. This went on for several minutes and then the lights came back on.

My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams) and they stopped it before it got to that part.

My friend is really angry and he wants to complain at the next school board meeting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2id.#45533980)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:30 PM
Author: floppy becky



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:32 PM
Author: beady-eyed orchid national fanboi



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:40 AM
Author: Plum cruise ship



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:41 AM
Author: beady-eyed orchid national fanboi



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:43 AM
Author: mischievous dull library mediation

Can't even tell if this is satire any more.

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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: Big-titted talking fortuitous meteor abode

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Date: March 30th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Plum cruise ship



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Brindle boyish background story



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:44 AM
Author: buck-toothed hilarious property

<3 u guys so much

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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:46 AM
Author: know-it-all address

These YAMS, These YAMS. OH, LOOK AT THEM DANCE!

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Date: November 24th, 2023 6:50 PM
Author: floppy becky

Dude she worked hard on it be nice

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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: Big-titted talking fortuitous meteor abode

Wait waiit wait....

We need to know the AGES of these girls before I know to unzip or not.

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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:24 AM
Author: magenta confused bawdyhouse

Love is Love

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Date: November 28th, 2024 2:52 PM
Author: Cerebral canary toaster



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:26 AM
Author: 180 Misunderstood Stage Corn Cake



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: Plum cruise ship



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:05 PM
Author: Pearl Bateful Faggotry



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:46 PM
Author: Plum cruise ship



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: Big-titted talking fortuitous meteor abode

"the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2id.#47098853)



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: flirting unhinged kitchen macaca



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:50 PM
Author: Plum cruise ship



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Date: November 29th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author: floppy becky



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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:01 AM
Author: Cerebral canary toaster



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: azure piazza

this is like a scene from a Black remake of A Christmas Story

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Date: April 4th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: Big-titted talking fortuitous meteor abode



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Date: April 4th, 2025 10:20 PM
Author: Motley lettuce



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:32 PM
Author: Motley lettuce



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Cerebral canary toaster



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:36 PM
Author: Comical knife incel

under appreciated thread

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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:19 AM
Author: floppy becky

Johnsmeyer pastiche is hard but I'm proud with how this turned out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2id.#47143110)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:00 PM
Author: Cerebral canary toaster

she was a bowl of yams

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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:28 AM
Author: Motley lettuce



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Date: November 8th, 2024 5:43 AM
Author: floppy becky



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Date: November 28th, 2024 2:44 PM
Author: Ivory Up-to-no-good Doctorate Den



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Date: March 30th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Maize indirect expression principal's office



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Date: March 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: floppy becky



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Odious Rehab Mad Cow Disease

they might not be sure themselves

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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:18 AM
Author: Glittery peach pocket flask personal credit line

tp

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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Brindle boyish background story

"My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2id.#48899766)



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Date: May 19th, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: Frum grizzly jap legal warrant



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: Glittery peach pocket flask personal credit line



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Cerebral canary toaster



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