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Ocher field
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Arson investigations are flame, they consider it suspicious ...
cerebral area
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In NY, we call this form of insurance fraud "Jewish Lig...
180 menage alpha
  08/12/23
It's almost like a bar mitzvah for them.
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Razzmatazz dark national
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shocker!
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mauve aggressive hall stock car
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That's the difference.
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Wow, he actually did it
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burn baby burn
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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:12 AM
Author: Ocher field

I was thinking during my last tattoo session that I really don't want to be in the sushi business anymore, so I dropped some Molly and brainstormed about to get out of it.

I'm going to get chandler to dress like a the head chef (hat and all) have him to turn on all the gas stoves before leaving. Plan is to leave a lit candle in the attic before I leave town for Vegas to attend some CLE. When the gas pops, I should get more than my money back with the insurance payouts.

You see, it's ideas and actions like this why I have so much money. Other people look at buying $2 lottery ticket as the way to riches. But I see a candle, some gas, an albi (and a Mongolian fall guy) as the real opportunity. That's why I have the highest cash flow on XO

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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:12 AM
Author: khaki liquid oxygen



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:16 AM
Author: Coral trip hell



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:17 AM
Author: Free-loading Site Halford



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:27 AM
Author: concupiscible temple weed whacker



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:29 AM
Author: amber parlor crotch



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Date: August 12th, 2023 12:08 PM
Author: Razzle jet ticket booth gunner



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: Ocher field



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: Cracking bawdyhouse

Wow...

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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:07 PM
Author: cerebral area

Arson investigations are flame, they consider it suspicious if you have no alibi (because maybe you set it yourself) and also suspicious if you do have an alibi (because maybe you hired someone to do it and then made sure you had an alibi). Your best bet is to have an intermediate level of alibi that can eventually be verified but only with immense difficulty. Good luck brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5387062&forum_id=2id.#46661294)



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:09 PM
Author: 180 menage alpha

In NY, we call this form of insurance fraud "Jewish Lighting" because, no flame, it's a cultural reality that every Jewish real estate investor and small business owner (where relevant) does it one time in their career. And I mean exactly one time. Not zero and not 2+.

They even have a saying. I forget how it goes exactly. But it's something like the following in Yiddish:

"You're an idiot if you never commit insurance fraud, and you're an idiot if you do it more than once."

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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:11 PM
Author: Soul-stirring location juggernaut

It's almost like a bar mitzvah for them.

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Date: July 7th, 2024 8:24 PM
Author: Razzmatazz dark national



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Date: August 15th, 2023 1:56 PM
Author: doobsian wonderful state

shocker!

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Date: August 15th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: Chrome cruel-hearted quadroon

>You're an idiot if you never commit insurance fraud, and you're an idiot if you do it more than once

bro didn't count on this forum being packed to the gills with weebs who know this quote about mt fuji

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5387062&forum_id=2id.#46672667)



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Date: July 7th, 2024 8:26 PM
Author: mauve aggressive hall stock car



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:13 PM
Author: big brilliant chapel

That's the difference.

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Date: August 12th, 2023 6:18 PM
Author: Ocher field

👀

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Date: December 2nd, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: bistre toilet seat kitty



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:13 PM
Author: painfully honest stage digit ratio



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:15 PM
Author: provocative clown fortuitous meteor



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Date: August 13th, 2023 6:33 PM
Author: Ocher field



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Date: August 15th, 2023 1:52 PM
Author: Ocher field



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Date: August 17th, 2023 7:54 PM
Author: Ocher field



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Date: October 8th, 2023 8:10 AM
Author: Ocher field



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Date: July 6th, 2024 10:52 PM
Author: Ocher field



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Date: July 7th, 2024 8:22 PM
Author: Ocher field



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Date: July 12th, 2024 7:45 PM
Author: Ocher field



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Date: January 8th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Ocher field

Wow, he actually did it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5387062&forum_id=2id.#48533086)



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Date: January 8th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Cobalt sneaky criminal

burn baby burn

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Date: January 8th, 2025 5:47 PM
Author: Gold pontificating nursing home messiness



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