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Hypo: $20 million but the zetas have you targeted for killing

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but...
galvanic violet church
  09/22/23
If I can't move from my house? No.
red den
  09/22/23
Okay, You can move from your house with the following cav...
galvanic violet church
  09/22/23
One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land ...
crystalline therapy
  09/22/23
Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra...
galvanic violet church
  09/22/23
Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about ...
orange apoplectic area famous landscape painting
  09/22/23
Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection m...
crystalline therapy
  09/22/23
The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there wi...
Primrose razzmatazz center
  09/22/23
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galvanic violet church
  09/22/23
Point Roberts in Washington.
crystalline therapy
  09/22/23
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vivacious unholy school
  09/23/23
I can’t afford paying $20M for that
supple karate travel guidebook
  09/22/23
Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for some...
orchid exciting yarmulke
  09/22/23
Can you still practice law in this hypo?
Massive ebony jap
  09/22/23
Yes
galvanic violet church
  09/22/23
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Glittery Point
  09/22/23
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lavender parlor boltzmann
  09/22/23
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Cerebral Halford
  09/22/23
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vivacious unholy school
  09/23/23
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Cerebral Halford
  09/27/23
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mint french chef pisswyrm
  10/01/23
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diverse brethren
  10/02/23
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butt cheeks
  05/22/26
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gibberish (?)
  05/22/26
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galvanic violet church
  09/22/23
Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional c...
Irradiated plum station athletic conference
  09/22/23
Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for...
galvanic violet church
  09/22/23
I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so wh...
Cerebral Halford
  09/22/23
...
Awkward Rehab
  09/27/23
But where do we get $20M to give doobs?
obsidian theatre
  09/22/23
So I'd have to be poorer?
hairless turquoise nursing home sweet tailpipe
  09/22/23
$20 million on top of whatever you currently make
galvanic violet church
  09/22/23
No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top ...
Trip thirsty meetinghouse
  09/22/23
...
galvanic violet church
  09/23/23
I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are...
grizzly mad-dog skullcap corner
  09/23/23
right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill...
orange apoplectic area famous landscape painting
  09/23/23
I think Doobs learned his lesson though
galvanic violet church
  09/23/23
Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t ...
grizzly mad-dog skullcap corner
  09/23/23
10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you ...
galvanic violet church
  09/23/23
Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. F...
Trip thirsty meetinghouse
  09/27/23
...
galvanic violet church
  09/27/23
lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea
Amethyst cuckold puppy
  09/27/23
lol at the notion of you having a house gook
galvanic violet church
  09/27/23
lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro
Amethyst cuckold puppy
  09/27/23
You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I...
galvanic violet church
  09/27/23
lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea
Amethyst cuckold puppy
  09/27/23
lol 😂
laughsome volcanic crater organic girlfriend
  09/27/23
absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards
twinkling useless death wish space
  09/27/23
It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal bod...
self-centered 180 circlehead
  10/01/23
Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds wit...
twinkling useless death wish space
  10/01/23
The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guy...
galvanic violet church
  10/01/23
I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zet...
Hairraiser Pungent Lodge
  09/27/23
Ungh
house-broken pea-brained kitchen
  10/01/23
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Hairraiser Pungent Lodge
  10/02/23
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galvanic violet church
  10/01/23
Yes
unhinged magical stage
  10/01/23
zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap t...
Haunting Spot
  10/02/23
Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas? https://www.instagram.com/csu...
Aspiring young lawyer
  05/22/26
jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there
peeface
  05/22/26


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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:40 AM
Author: galvanic violet church

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but will be given 10 armed security guards at all time for free. You get the money immediately. The zetas will lose interest in killing you in 10 years but right now the organization’s main goal is eliminating you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46828405)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:41 AM
Author: red den

If I can't move from my house? No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46828409)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: galvanic violet church

Okay,

You can move from your house with the following caveats:

1. It has to be within the USA.

2. You will only get one armed guard at a time if you move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46828413)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:49 AM
Author: crystalline therapy

One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land surrounded by Canada that requires two border crossings to reach.

That or move to a highly homogenous area far from the Zetas that would allow you to instantly detect newcomers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46828422)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:54 AM
Author: galvanic violet church

Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra guards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46828439)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:57 AM
Author: orange apoplectic area famous landscape painting

Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about getting popped getting groceries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46828447)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: crystalline therapy

Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection members and there is high scrutiny towards new faces on the island, especially ones with ties to organized crime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46828452)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:04 AM
Author: Primrose razzmatazz center

The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there without incident. There has also been an ice road in recent years after the canuks went nuts over covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46828466)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:17 AM
Author: galvanic violet church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46828486)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:20 AM
Author: crystalline therapy

Point Roberts in Washington.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46828490)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: vivacious unholy school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46834375)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:42 AM
Author: supple karate travel guidebook

I can’t afford paying $20M for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46828412)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: orchid exciting yarmulke

Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for something like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46828414)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:55 AM
Author: Massive ebony jap

Can you still practice law in this hypo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46828441)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: galvanic violet church

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46828451)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:07 AM
Author: Glittery Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46828470)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: lavender parlor boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46830512)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:08 PM
Author: Cerebral Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46830557)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: vivacious unholy school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46834376)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:01 PM
Author: Cerebral Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46851815)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:58 PM
Author: mint french chef pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46870845)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: diverse brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46873791)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#49894006)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: gibberish (?)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#49894008)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:53 PM
Author: galvanic violet church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46830484)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:58 PM
Author: Irradiated plum station athletic conference

Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46830504)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:21 PM
Author: galvanic violet church

Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46830613)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:59 PM
Author: Cerebral Halford

I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so what's ten more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46830509)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:47 AM
Author: Awkward Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46849830)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: obsidian theatre

But where do we get $20M to give doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46830515)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:09 PM
Author: hairless turquoise nursing home sweet tailpipe

So I'd have to be poorer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46830562)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:18 PM
Author: galvanic violet church

$20 million on top of whatever you currently make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46830594)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:23 PM
Author: Trip thirsty meetinghouse

No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top priority jobs, guys you would not see coming. I wouldn’t be able to go in public and would face a good chance of being sniped through a window. Security has to be vigilant 24-7 and hitmen can pick their spots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46830621)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 4:50 PM
Author: galvanic violet church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46834341)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:03 PM
Author: grizzly mad-dog skullcap corner

I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are in the military and can live on a high security military base in the US. They wouldn’t dare attack a military base and it would have hundreds of people constantly monitoring for threats and searching all visitors. Maybe they could have a guy get a job as a landscaper that the base contracts with and then just stab you or something though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46834369)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: orange apoplectic area famous landscape painting

right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill that just ran away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46834436)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: galvanic violet church

I think Doobs learned his lesson though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46834439)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:37 PM
Author: grizzly mad-dog skullcap corner

Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t run away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46834496)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: galvanic violet church

10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you are famous anytime you are out on the town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46834501)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: Trip thirsty meetinghouse

Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. Food delivery, cleaning, new recruits, etc. If you’re a priority for a group with huge funding they can hire a guy with very good skills or just keep sending guys they don’t care about extracting alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46849770)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:07 AM
Author: galvanic violet church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46848742)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:08 AM
Author: Amethyst cuckold puppy

lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46848745)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:15 AM
Author: galvanic violet church

lol at the notion of you having a house gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46848767)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:37 AM
Author: Amethyst cuckold puppy

lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46848820)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:48 AM
Author: galvanic violet church

You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I met you back in the day when you had long hair. You are a fucking loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46848847)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:53 AM
Author: Amethyst cuckold puppy

lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46848862)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:43 AM
Author: laughsome volcanic crater organic girlfriend

lol 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46849805)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:06 PM
Author: twinkling useless death wish space

absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46851852)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:49 PM
Author: self-centered 180 circlehead

It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal body guards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46870793)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:07 PM
Author: twinkling useless death wish space

Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds with that kind of PSD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46870886)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:51 PM
Author: galvanic violet church

The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46870801)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: Hairraiser Pungent Lodge

I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zetas hunt me down and kill me with sex.

EDIT: https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=709541404550847&set=pb.100064849802005.-2207520000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46851877)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:21 PM
Author: house-broken pea-brained kitchen

Ungh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46870952)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:39 PM
Author: Hairraiser Pungent Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46873717)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:26 PM
Author: galvanic violet church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46870692)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:30 PM
Author: unhinged magical stage

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46870706)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: Haunting Spot

zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap targets on rural roads in mexico, or they spray bullets.

1. avoid every mexican, which is still not that hard unless you already live in CA or a border state. you have 20M reasons to be more racist, just literally speed away from any mexican. youre not working anymore, so you have no obligation to be anywhere you dont want to be

2. bulletproof car, vest, and windows to go with your 10 guards

these cats are not going to ninja into your bedroom at 3am. If they get you, it would be due to your carelessness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46873740)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: Aspiring young lawyer

Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas?

https://www.instagram.com/csundeltazeta/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#49894019)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: peeface

jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#49894111)