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Wife got me an awesome watch but won't let me open until my birthday.

My birthday isn't for another week. The watch arrived and sh...
razzmatazz office
  11/17/23
Is she retarded?
Stirring iridescent kitty cat indian lodge
  11/17/23
feels like it
razzmatazz office
  11/17/23
Are you one of the autistic watch bros? Or one of the insecu...
Stirring iridescent kitty cat indian lodge
  11/17/23
¿Por qué no los dos?
carmine turdskin
  11/17/23
You have to go back.
Stirring iridescent kitty cat indian lodge
  11/17/23
She's really an annoying poster.
razzmatazz office
  11/17/23
One day I hope my poasts are as annoying as yours
carmine turdskin
  11/17/23
you're like a mosquito.
razzmatazz office
  11/17/23
I don't own a single nice watch so I wanted one. It'll prob ...
razzmatazz office
  11/17/23
...
Bat-shit-crazy glittery plaza
  11/17/23
...
razzmatazz office
  11/17/23
OUT the watch
Flesh Hairraiser Karate
  11/17/23
https://www.gnomonwatches.com/products/prospex-alpinist-gmt-...
razzmatazz office
  11/17/23
Somehow simultaneously shrewd and prole
carmine turdskin
  11/17/23
...
Procedurally Wonky TP
  11/23/25
Not bad, man - very sensible and can dress it up or down. ...
impertinent legal warrant
  11/17/23
ty. yeah the strap is supposed to be trash. what would you s...
razzmatazz office
  11/17/23
I think this looks great for casual wear: https://www.reddit...
impertinent legal warrant
  11/17/23
ty
razzmatazz office
  11/17/23
cr pick
Galvanic onyx potus
  11/17/23
ty
razzmatazz office
  11/17/23
tcw
Awkward area
  11/17/23
Ty
razzmatazz office
  11/17/23
Your wife is 180 for doing this
Mint Generalized Bond
  11/17/23
I kind of hope she called an audible and got you something &...
Galvanic onyx potus
  11/17/23
She was already annoyed that the one I asked for was $1,000....
razzmatazz office
  11/17/23
Is your HHI shtetl-tier or what
carmine turdskin
  11/17/23
i have 4 children.
razzmatazz office
  11/17/23
Answer the question, Seth
carmine turdskin
  11/17/23
yeah, we're poor.
razzmatazz office
  11/17/23
Well, take good care of the watch and it'll amortize quite n...
carmine turdskin
  11/17/23
She’s doing the right thing. Ideally you wouldn’...
impertinent legal warrant
  11/17/23
i searched her closet and called her a bitch.
razzmatazz office
  11/17/23
Basement? My mom used to hide our gifts in the basement - bu...
impertinent legal warrant
  11/17/23
yeah the basement is too big for me to thoroughly search.
razzmatazz office
  11/17/23
Why is FizzKidd attacking the snoot so much in here?
Supple fanboi
  11/17/23
it's every thread. she follows me around and tries to bother...
razzmatazz office
  11/17/23
It’s really weird and psychotic behavior. I don’...
Supple fanboi
  11/17/23
she's just clout chasing. i'm a big fish and she's trying to...
razzmatazz office
  11/17/23
Yeah I’ll say you’re a big fish alright, maybe w...
Supple fanboi
  11/17/23
It's more like you're a washed-up Klitschko and I am The Asi...
carmine turdskin
  11/17/23
are you siegfried?
razzmatazz office
  11/17/23
No clue who that is, so probably not
carmine turdskin
  11/17/23
annoying asian fem poster from years ago.
razzmatazz office
  11/17/23
Nope, FizzKidd is my first moniker
carmine turdskin
  11/17/23
new poster, first day.
razzmatazz office
  11/17/23
NPB suddenly aiming for XO diplomat of the year
Silver motley cuck
  11/17/23
I smell blood in the water I said something nice and sentim...
carmine turdskin
  11/17/23
You need a spanking and a husband. I will help with 1 of 2.
impertinent legal warrant
  11/17/23
*pepper sprays u in a cute way*
carmine turdskin
  11/17/23
*likes it*
impertinent legal warrant
  11/17/23
*wssshhhh*
carmine turdskin
  11/17/23
Now willing to help you with 2 of 2.
impertinent legal warrant
  11/17/23
what are you 5? It is a birthday present and you will recei...
green dopamine
  11/17/23
FizzKidd stfu jfc
180 tanning salon water buffalo
  11/17/23
cr
razzmatazz office
  11/17/23
Please direct complaints towards OP. I'm just participating ...
carmine turdskin
  11/17/23
I'm just going to throw the watch away when she gives it to ...
razzmatazz office
  11/18/23
...
carmine turdskin
  11/18/23
...
dupa
  11/23/25
Take your meds
https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK
  11/23/25


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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:21 PM
Author: razzmatazz office

My birthday isn't for another week. The watch arrived and she won't even let me open the box and look at it. Is she wrong for doing this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067295)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:25 PM
Author: Stirring iridescent kitty cat indian lodge

Is she retarded?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067306)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:32 PM
Author: razzmatazz office

feels like it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067331)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:54 PM
Author: Stirring iridescent kitty cat indian lodge

Are you one of the autistic watch bros? Or one of the insecure / compensating watch bros?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067410)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:55 PM
Author: carmine turdskin

¿Por qué no los dos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067412)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:14 PM
Author: Stirring iridescent kitty cat indian lodge

You have to go back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067458)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:21 PM
Author: razzmatazz office

She's really an annoying poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067486)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:23 PM
Author: carmine turdskin

One day I hope my poasts are as annoying as yours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067491)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:36 PM
Author: razzmatazz office

you're like a mosquito.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067540)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:20 PM
Author: razzmatazz office

I don't own a single nice watch so I wanted one. It'll prob be my only one. It's not particularly expensive either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067469)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:32 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy glittery plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067335)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:51 PM
Author: razzmatazz office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067402)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:52 PM
Author: Flesh Hairraiser Karate

OUT the watch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067404)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:21 PM
Author: razzmatazz office

https://www.gnomonwatches.com/products/prospex-alpinist-gmt-green-ref-sbej005

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067478)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:26 PM
Author: carmine turdskin

Somehow simultaneously shrewd and prole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067495)



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Date: November 23rd, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Procedurally Wonky TP



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#49454125)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:40 PM
Author: impertinent legal warrant

Not bad, man - very sensible and can dress it up or down.

I’d change the strap asap, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067564)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:43 PM
Author: razzmatazz office

ty. yeah the strap is supposed to be trash. what would you suggest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067580)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:45 PM
Author: impertinent legal warrant

I think this looks great for casual wear: https://www.reddit.com/r/SeikoAlpinist/comments/175ui9v/the_new_sbej005_arrived_from_japan_today/?rdt=42203

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067588)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: razzmatazz office

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067595)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:21 PM
Author: Galvanic onyx potus

cr pick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067792)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:46 PM
Author: razzmatazz office

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067934)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 5:24 PM
Author: Awkward area

tcw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47068376)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 5:50 PM
Author: razzmatazz office

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47068452)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:55 PM
Author: Mint Generalized Bond

Your wife is 180 for doing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067414)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:12 PM
Author: Galvanic onyx potus

I kind of hope she called an audible and got you something "much prettier than the one you asked for" and you end up with something hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067451)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:20 PM
Author: razzmatazz office

She was already annoyed that the one I asked for was $1,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067474)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:27 PM
Author: carmine turdskin

Is your HHI shtetl-tier or what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067499)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:29 PM
Author: razzmatazz office

i have 4 children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067517)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:35 PM
Author: carmine turdskin

Answer the question, Seth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067539)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:36 PM
Author: razzmatazz office

yeah, we're poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067543)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:37 PM
Author: carmine turdskin

Well, take good care of the watch and it'll amortize quite nicely. At least for the lucky first-born and or favorite son

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067548)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:37 PM
Author: impertinent legal warrant

She’s doing the right thing. Ideally you wouldn’t know that she received it and is hiding it in her closet or wherever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067549)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:38 PM
Author: razzmatazz office

i searched her closet and called her a bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067554)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:43 PM
Author: impertinent legal warrant

Basement? My mom used to hide our gifts in the basement - buried in boxes, etc.

Very sweet of her to hold it until your birthday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067579)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:47 PM
Author: razzmatazz office

yeah the basement is too big for me to thoroughly search.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067598)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:38 PM
Author: Supple fanboi

Why is FizzKidd attacking the snoot so much in here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067553)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:39 PM
Author: razzmatazz office

it's every thread. she follows me around and tries to bother me. it's like a friend's annoying kid sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067560)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:41 PM
Author: Supple fanboi

It’s really weird and psychotic behavior. I don’t care much for Jews or Ukrainemos or watchmos but there’s not enough poasters here to hold deranged grudges, we gotta be able to interact amicably in other threads not pertaining to the issue at hand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067569)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:43 PM
Author: razzmatazz office

she's just clout chasing. i'm a big fish and she's trying to make a name for herself. it's like when shannon briggs used to follow around and harass wlad klitschko.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067578)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: Supple fanboi

Yeah I’ll say you’re a big fish alright, maybe when she finishes with you she can move on to the “biggest” fish on the bort - disco fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067582)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: carmine turdskin

It's more like you're a washed-up Klitschko and I am The Asian Tyson Fury

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067585)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:02 PM
Author: razzmatazz office

are you siegfried?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067679)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:06 PM
Author: carmine turdskin

No clue who that is, so probably not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067714)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:06 PM
Author: razzmatazz office

annoying asian fem poster from years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067721)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:09 PM
Author: carmine turdskin

Nope, FizzKidd is my first moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067735)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:46 PM
Author: razzmatazz office

new poster, first day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067938)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:02 PM
Author: Silver motley cuck

NPB suddenly aiming for XO diplomat of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067678)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:39 PM
Author: carmine turdskin

I smell blood in the water

I said something nice and sentimental about it being an heirloom... I haven't opened the taps yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067561)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: impertinent legal warrant

You need a spanking and a husband. I will help with 1 of 2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067570)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: carmine turdskin

*pepper sprays u in a cute way*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067581)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:45 PM
Author: impertinent legal warrant

*likes it*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067590)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:49 PM
Author: carmine turdskin

*wssshhhh*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067609)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:52 PM
Author: impertinent legal warrant

Now willing to help you with 2 of 2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067620)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:43 PM
Author: green dopamine

what are you 5? It is a birthday present and you will receive it on your birthday in present form

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067577)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:53 PM
Author: 180 tanning salon water buffalo

FizzKidd stfu jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067630)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: razzmatazz office

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067634)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: carmine turdskin

Please direct complaints towards OP. I'm just participating in his stupid thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067637)



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Date: November 18th, 2023 7:21 AM
Author: razzmatazz office

I'm just going to throw the watch away when she gives it to me.

This is causing me so much stress I'm starting to resent the watch and don't even want it anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47070320)



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Date: November 18th, 2023 8:20 AM
Author: carmine turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47070390)



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Date: November 23rd, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: dupa



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#49454338)



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Date: November 23rd, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK


Take your meds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#49454121)