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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
peach tattoo
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
exhilarant mahogany mental disorder
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
Sooty supple personal credit line business firm
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
Onyx idiot
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
Mewling salmon doctorate trailer park
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
peach tattoo
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
Mewling salmon doctorate trailer park
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
Onyx idiot
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
Mewling salmon doctorate trailer park
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
Onyx idiot
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
Mewling salmon doctorate trailer park
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
Onyx idiot
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
Mewling salmon doctorate trailer park
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
peach tattoo
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
Mewling salmon doctorate trailer park
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
Onyx idiot
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
Mewling salmon doctorate trailer park
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
contagious reading party kitty cat
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
Mewling salmon doctorate trailer park
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
contagious reading party kitty cat
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
Mewling salmon doctorate trailer park
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
Gaped theatre
  04/08/25
that's rude
Mewling salmon doctorate trailer park
  04/08/25
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peach tattoo
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
pearl native
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
Onyx idiot
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
Vigorous judgmental striped hyena
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
Mewling salmon doctorate trailer park
  04/08/25
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peach tattoo
  04/08/25
...
Mewling salmon doctorate trailer park
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
peach tattoo
  04/09/25
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peach tattoo
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
Irradiated free-loading forum
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
Mauve Feces
  04/09/25
Ty
Mewling salmon doctorate trailer park
  04/09/25
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Self-absorbed Stag Film Son Of Senegal
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
Insanely creepy lettuce chapel
  04/09/25
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Mewling salmon doctorate trailer park
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
Razzle-dazzle Citrine Stage
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
Mewling salmon doctorate trailer park
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
Mewling salmon doctorate trailer park
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
burgundy crawly blood rage
  05/02/25
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Mewling salmon doctorate trailer park
  05/12/25
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Mewling salmon doctorate trailer park
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
Mewling salmon doctorate trailer park
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
Mauve Feces
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
Mewling salmon doctorate trailer park
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
contagious reading party kitty cat
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
Mewling salmon doctorate trailer park
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
contagious reading party kitty cat
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
Clear dilemma
  06/03/25
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Mewling salmon doctorate trailer park
  06/26/25
OP?
Mewling salmon doctorate trailer park
  06/27/25
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Mewling salmon doctorate trailer park
  07/09/25
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Mewling salmon doctorate trailer park
  07/31/25
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chandler (retired)
  10/07/25
VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?
chandler (retired)
  10/07/25
You are a hero.
lucius quinctius cincinnatus
  10/07/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: peach tattoo

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2id.#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: exhilarant mahogany mental disorder

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2id.#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Sooty supple personal credit line business firm

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2id.#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Onyx idiot

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2id.#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Mewling salmon doctorate trailer park

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2id.#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: peach tattoo

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2id.#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: Mewling salmon doctorate trailer park

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2id.#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Onyx idiot

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2id.#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Mewling salmon doctorate trailer park

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2id.#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Onyx idiot

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2id.#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Mewling salmon doctorate trailer park

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2id.#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Onyx idiot

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2id.#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Mewling salmon doctorate trailer park

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2id.#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: peach tattoo

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2id.#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Mewling salmon doctorate trailer park

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2id.#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Onyx idiot

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2id.#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Mewling salmon doctorate trailer park

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2id.#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: contagious reading party kitty cat

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2id.#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Mewling salmon doctorate trailer park

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2id.#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: contagious reading party kitty cat

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2id.#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Mewling salmon doctorate trailer park

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2id.#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Gaped theatre

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2id.#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Mewling salmon doctorate trailer park

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2id.#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: peach tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2id.#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: pearl native

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2id.#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Onyx idiot

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2id.#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Vigorous judgmental striped hyena

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2id.#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Mewling salmon doctorate trailer park

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2id.#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: peach tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2id.#48828614)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Mewling salmon doctorate trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2id.#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: peach tattoo

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2id.#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: peach tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2id.#48834706)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Irradiated free-loading forum

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2id.#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Mauve Feces

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2id.#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: Mewling salmon doctorate trailer park

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2id.#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Stag Film Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2id.#48834725)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Insanely creepy lettuce chapel

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2id.#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Mewling salmon doctorate trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2id.#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Citrine Stage

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2id.#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Mewling salmon doctorate trailer park

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2id.#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Mewling salmon doctorate trailer park

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2id.#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: burgundy crawly blood rage

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2id.#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Mewling salmon doctorate trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2id.#48923565)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Mewling salmon doctorate trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2id.#48951746)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: Mewling salmon doctorate trailer park

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2id.#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: Mauve Feces

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2id.#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Mewling salmon doctorate trailer park

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2id.#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: contagious reading party kitty cat

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2id.#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Mewling salmon doctorate trailer park

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2id.#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: contagious reading party kitty cat

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2id.#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Clear dilemma

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2id.#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: Mewling salmon doctorate trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2id.#49051261)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Mewling salmon doctorate trailer park

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2id.#49054793)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: Mewling salmon doctorate trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2id.#49087305)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Mewling salmon doctorate trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2id.#49145215)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: chandler (retired)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2id.#49331548)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: chandler (retired)

VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2id.#49331551)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: lucius quinctius cincinnatus (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

You are a hero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2id.#49331552)