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Microsoft lays off literally over 9000 workers

https://www.inc.com/leila-sheridan/microsoft-ai-buyout-9000/...
Thriller Low-t Parlour Indirect Expression
  04/24/26
Microsoft hoping CoPilot will run microsoft is hilarious.
Shimmering sweet tailpipe
  04/24/26
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ebony mildly autistic boiling water round eye
  04/24/26
"Roughly seven percent of Microsoft’s U.S.-based ...
Charismatic mewling useless brakes house
  04/24/26
The great Boomer Purge is finally happening
Comical Canary Base
  04/24/26
Gen X is finally taking over OYT
drab candlestick maker pistol
  04/24/26
the tide is turning cowshit. that's why there's a thread abo...
Comical Canary Base
  04/24/26
Link?
drab candlestick maker pistol
  04/24/26
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Thriller Low-t Parlour Indirect Expression
  04/24/26
they were still the only people doing interesting things at ...
outnumbered state
  04/24/26
These people were working on MS Word and Outlook for 25 year...
light talented dilemma
  04/24/26
Cutler works on core operating system tech. the pakis are th...
outnumbered state
  04/24/26
gen x is not old 😔
razzle-dazzle senate police squad
  04/24/26
Ran here gingerly, because my back is tight and my knee is a...
dark aphrodisiac abode
  04/24/26
all these boomers failed to get outlook search to work for 2...
Appetizing Property
  04/24/26
they also forced TEAMS on us 15 years before it was ready fo...
Carnelian double fault
  04/24/26
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mahogany lay
  04/24/26
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Vengeful sanctuary
  04/24/26
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mahogany lay
  04/24/26
The program targets employees at the senior director level a...
light talented dilemma
  04/24/26
Those people are OLD.
Charismatic mewling useless brakes house
  04/24/26


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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:29 AM
Author: Thriller Low-t Parlour Indirect Expression

https://www.inc.com/leila-sheridan/microsoft-ai-buyout-9000/91335472

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2id.#49839401)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:30 AM
Author: Shimmering sweet tailpipe

Microsoft hoping CoPilot will run microsoft is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2id.#49839408)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:33 AM
Author: ebony mildly autistic boiling water round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2id.#49839416)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:32 AM
Author: Charismatic mewling useless brakes house

"Roughly seven percent of Microsoft’s U.S.-based employees will be eligible"..."The program targets employees at the senior director level and below whose combined age and years of service equal at least 70"

That's an insane number of old doods for a tech company wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2id.#49839413)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:33 AM
Author: Comical Canary Base

The great Boomer Purge is finally happening

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2id.#49839417)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: drab candlestick maker pistol

Gen X is finally taking over OYT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2id.#49839433)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:53 AM
Author: Comical Canary Base

the tide is turning cowshit. that's why there's a thread about some poaster's shitboomer father being "angry and depressed". The Strokes are calling out the Juice. Grace Bowers just gave the finger to creepy ScumBoomer Gibson guitar enthusiasts.

it's over Boomers, but we will make it much worse before you get to die mwhahhahahaha!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2id.#49839460)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 10:49 AM
Author: drab candlestick maker pistol

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2id.#49839604)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: Thriller Low-t Parlour Indirect Expression

https://media1.tenor.com/m/ESTkzQQMcTEAAAAC/star-wars.gif

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2id.#49839439)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: outnumbered state

they were still the only people doing interesting things at microsoft.

geriatric Dave Cutler >>>>>>> 27 year old jeet



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2id.#49839705)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: light talented dilemma

These people were working on MS Word and Outlook for 25 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2id.#49839710)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: outnumbered state

Cutler works on core operating system tech. the pakis are the ones who shit up the Office UX.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2id.#49839723)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle senate police squad

gen x is not old 😔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2id.#49839722)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: dark aphrodisiac abode

Ran here gingerly, because my back is tight and my knee is acting up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2id.#49839730)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:29 AM
Author: Appetizing Property

all these boomers failed to get outlook search to work for 25 years, it's overdue IMHO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2id.#49839701)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: Carnelian double fault

they also forced TEAMS on us 15 years before it was ready for the market. need to be guillotined.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2id.#49839712)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: mahogany lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2id.#49839716)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: Vengeful sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2id.#49839726)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: mahogany lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2id.#49839713)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: light talented dilemma

The program targets employees at the senior director level and below whose combined age and years of service equal at least 70.

Even 1980 X-ennials could qualify if they joined MSFT out of college.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2id.#49839717)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: Charismatic mewling useless brakes house

Those people are OLD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2id.#49839738)