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Friend tried the worst pick up line ever on waitress last night & it worked
| rose dilemma | 04/24/26 |
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| rose dilemma | 04/24/26 |
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| zippy claret party of the first part legend | 04/24/26 |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:00 PM Author: rose dilemma We went to this Japanese restaurant. Waitress was white though, there aren't even any asians around here. He tells the waitress he's a hand doctor (he works in computers) and grabs her hand and looks it over and while holding it he looked into her eyes and says "I would break my sacred vows for you" she got flustered and left and we laughed at him. Later she gives him a receipt with her phone number on it. She gave us a free bottle of merlot too.
If I grabbed a chicks hand I would for sure get slapped & have. He's 6'4 and when we go places he "sits tall" with a tall posture. |
Date: April 24th, 2026 1:02 PM Author: zippy claret party of the first part legend My gardener said the same thing to my wife and after she fucked him I screamed, “There are no sacred gardening vows!”
She felt real embarrassed. |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:53 AM Author: concupiscible bbw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2id.#49841492) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:03 PM Author: Marvelous at-the-ready international law enforcement agency corner buried the lede a little bit there but hey good for him i guess. and happy you guys got some free wine. fortune favors the bold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2id.#49839870) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:04 PM Author: Peach titillating coldplay fan I suggested this approach to my notary buddy when he was lusting after some girl, but he just looked at me with disgust and walked off.
our other friend had to tell me, "a notary would never break his vow, you fucking tard." |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:05 PM Author: rose dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2id.#49839875) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 2:18 PM Author: Marvelous at-the-ready international law enforcement agency corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2id.#49839977) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:55 AM Author: Plum mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2id.#49841494) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:08 PM Author: hyperactive cheese-eating site kitty I was expecting him to motion her over with his finger and then say, "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with all five. . . ". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2id.#49839884) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:11 PM Author: zippy claret party of the first part legend That’s brilliant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2id.#49839889) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:11 PM Author: Obsidian church be serious (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2id.#49839890) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:13 PM Author: rose dilemma Just sent him a screenshot of this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2id.#49839897) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 2:12 AM Author: hyperactive cheese-eating site kitty When you deliver the punchline you have to smile, wink and wiggle all five of your fingers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2id.#49841301) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:54 AM Author: Plum mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2id.#49841493) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 2:22 PM Author: stimulating mahogany whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2id.#49839982) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:38 PM Author: Carmine State Sits Tall with Tall Posture tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2id.#49839927) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 2:35 AM Author: stirring reading party candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2id.#49841308) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 12:48 PM Author: Impressive tanning salon therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2id.#49841957) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:39 PM Author: Copper goyim He tells the waitress he's a hand doctor (he works in computers) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2id.#49839929) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 2:32 PM Author: Sepia property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2id.#49840000) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 3:06 AM Author: crystalline chapel Describe the members of this group who orders “Merlot” with their Japanese food (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2id.#49841317) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 3:17 AM Author: rose dilemma We had flank steak (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2id.#49841327) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:53 AM Author: concupiscible bbw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2id.#49841490) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 10:51 AM Author: Marvelous at-the-ready international law enforcement agency corner absolutely devastating. i would much prefer champagne, chablis, albarino, riesling, or perhaps a light pinot noir (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2id.#49841665) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:53 AM Author: concupiscible bbw how was the merlot? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2id.#49841491) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 10:08 AM Author: rose dilemma Dry and unremarkable (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2id.#49841560) |