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Neighborhood dad invited me over for poker and beers "with the guys" plz help.

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What ...
Vivacious irate mad cow disease newt
  11/11/25
have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i as...
Erotic mind-boggling deer antler
  11/11/25
yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some o...
Vivacious irate mad cow disease newt
  11/11/25
i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the begin...
Erotic mind-boggling deer antler
  11/11/25
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Hairraiser Mother Prole
  11/11/25
Just tell some n word jokes.
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  11/11/25
Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and ...
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  11/11/25
he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does tha...
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  11/11/25
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  11/11/25
Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonig...
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  11/11/25
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  11/11/25
go, get drunk, come home late af
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  11/11/25
Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road ...
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  11/11/25
the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if ...
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  11/11/25
In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompan...
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  11/11/25
wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out y...
Tan plaza
  11/11/25
is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wai...
Vivacious irate mad cow disease newt
  11/11/25
This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you ca...
Blathering Snowy Dysfunction
  11/11/25
you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball...
Tan plaza
  11/11/25
Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports new...
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  11/11/25
do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i j...
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  11/11/25
were you proposing that you top him or the other way around?...
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Aren’t iPods crazy?
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chest-beating naked windowlicker
  11/12/25
relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you
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  11/11/25
i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brie...
Vivacious irate mad cow disease newt
  11/11/25
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dashing ratface kitty cat
  11/11/25
tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink
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  11/11/25
direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casu...
offensive set nibblets
  11/11/25
i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member...
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  11/11/25
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  11/11/25
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  11/12/25
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Vivacious irate mad cow disease newt

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What should I be prepared for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420643)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: Erotic mind-boggling deer antler

have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420646)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Vivacious irate mad cow disease newt

yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some of the tactics (e.g. bluffing).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420664)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Erotic mind-boggling deer antler

i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the beginning of the night to establish your dominance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420668)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Hairraiser Mother Prole



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Puce sanctuary

Just tell some n word jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420648)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Bistre metal tanning salon headpube

Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and some fuckin’?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420666)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Vivacious irate mad cow disease newt

he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does that even mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420757)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Bistre metal tanning salon headpube

https://youtube.com/shorts/nUNpNzU-2hU?si=6yRiGedGFVvgrfed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420882)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Cerebral spot hissy fit

smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts

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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:33 AM
Author: Brass At-the-ready Indian Lodge



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Territorial becky preventive strike

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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Vivacious irate mad cow disease newt

Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49421568)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: brindle marvelous cuckold



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: aggressive liquid oxygen

go, get drunk, come home late af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420667)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: pearly telephone son of senegal

Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road worthy bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420702)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Vivacious irate mad cow disease newt

the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if i wrote bass lines for her songs and insisted on playing them for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420763)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: pearly telephone son of senegal

In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompany her on the upright bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420966)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: aggressive liquid oxygen



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Tan plaza

wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out your dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420711)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Vivacious irate mad cow disease newt

is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wait for the other guys to get the ball rolling?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Blathering Snowy Dysfunction

This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you can drop trou at will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420795)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: Tan plaza

you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball rolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420895)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Walnut 180 Elastic Band

Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports news, celebs with big boobs, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420744)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Vivacious irate mad cow disease newt

do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i just be like "so who caught the game the other night?" and let the conversation flow from there.

I have trouble initiating sexually charged locker room banter. I attended a meetup at a local brewery a while back and commented about wanting to have doggystyle sex with our sever in the bathroom. It fell flat and I was alienated by the group for the rest of the night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420794)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Green state

were you proposing that you top him or the other way around? sometimes you have to make sure these details are understood with a new crowd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49421684)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: chest-beating naked windowlicker



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: Greedy hall

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49422306)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: vibrant orchestra pit

Aren’t iPods crazy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49421290)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Walnut 180 Elastic Band



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: ungodly piazza generalized bond



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:59 AM
Author: dashing ratface kitty cat



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: Curious Self-centered Parlor Karate

sprinted here

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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: chest-beating naked windowlicker



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: coral step-uncle's house

relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420751)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Vivacious irate mad cow disease newt

i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brief, surface level conversations but things fall apart once i'm expected to carry a substantive social conversation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420801)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: dashing ratface kitty cat

tp

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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: charcoal nofapping dilemma

tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420754)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: offensive set nibblets

direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casually bring up the benefits of raising some other guys kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420758)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Vivacious irate mad cow disease newt

i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member of the group.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420806)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: passionate elite den giraffe

Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well...why don't you come over and watch the game and we'll have nachos, and then, some beer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420807)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Vivacious irate mad cow disease newt



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Titillating Flushed Masturbator Bawdyhouse

wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont try to pipe rape his daughter, dont drive ur truck into his living room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420991)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: Vivacious irate mad cow disease newt



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: chest-beating naked windowlicker



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: ungodly piazza generalized bond

Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well known megapoaster on a racist chat blog for balding middle aged lawyers and that you hold some sway with this contingency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49421274)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Brass At-the-ready Indian Lodge



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: maniacal boyish center



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Erotic mind-boggling deer antler



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: brindle marvelous cuckold



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: charcoal nofapping dilemma



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: Appetizing dingle berry stag film



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: electric carnelian area

they probably are unaware about the superior playing style of women footballers and how that makes the game more enjoyable to watch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49421287)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Vivacious irate mad cow disease newt

How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prepared with my proofs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49421564)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Glittery candlestick maker

3 words: pepper thine angus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49423288)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Puta Judia

You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimum 35” mud tyres. Set the tone early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49424851)