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HYPO: $1M tax free per year but you must never tip again

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed t...
Amethyst Dilemma
  12/08/25
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Amethyst Dilemma
  12/12/25
So just don't go to a restaurant. Done. Can I have the...
Floppy tan brunch
  12/12/25
Do I get my 15 years of backpay?
lake hell messiness
  12/12/25
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honey-headed den
  12/17/25
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provocative gay meetinghouse tank
  12/17/25
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cyan haunted graveyard lodge
  12/18/25
easy do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where...
black soul-stirring dragon site
  12/12/25
You don't tip on takeout?
Amethyst Dilemma
  12/17/25
Fuck no People like you that are really into restaurant p...
black soul-stirring dragon site
  12/17/25
everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a res...
Amethyst Dilemma
  12/17/25
Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bart...
blathering deep stage
  12/17/25
Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, beca...
Amethyst Dilemma
  12/18/25
You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?
Excitant kitchen hominid
  12/17/25
I never earned one.
Amethyst Dilemma
  12/18/25
lol
maize boistinker
  12/17/25
Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre ...
Excitant kitchen hominid
  12/17/25
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Amethyst Dilemma
  12/17/25
100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at ba...
honey-headed den
  12/17/25
or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip....
vivacious bawdyhouse
  12/17/25
Or his wife could just leave the tip!
maize boistinker
  12/17/25
A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing w...
honey-headed den
  12/17/25
Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cit...
vivacious bawdyhouse
  12/17/25
Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent...
honey-headed den
  12/17/25
If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you'r...
frum chapel
  12/17/25
Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaura...
flesh shrine mood
  12/17/25
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Alcoholic exciting parlor
  12/17/25
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shimmering striped hyena
  12/17/25
Now you're thinking like a lawyer.
Swashbuckling box office
  12/17/25
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jade seedy feces
  12/17/25
now you're thinking like a lawyer!
Amethyst Dilemma
  12/17/25
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Flirting cracking athletic conference corn cake
  12/17/25
No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…...
Chest-beating School Liquid Oxygen
  12/17/25
wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.
light trip library
  12/17/25
cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all ...
frum chapel
  12/17/25
wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving t...
light trip library
  12/17/25
Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?
frum chapel
  12/18/25
couldnt care less about going out to eat
light trip library
  12/18/25
just move back to asia. easy
Blue Tantric Volcanic Crater
  12/17/25
XO JAPAN
vivacious bawdyhouse
  12/17/25
“Move back” you say
Chest-beating School Liquid Oxygen
  12/17/25
are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?
vivacious bawdyhouse
  12/17/25
...
Blue Tantric Volcanic Crater
  12/17/25
I am not!
Chest-beating School Liquid Oxygen
  12/17/25
No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentall...
Cheese-eating brass theater preventive strike
  12/17/25


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Date: December 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Amethyst Dilemma

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed to tip. If there is a mandatory gratuity/autograt, you must ask for it to be removed every time and write $0.00 in the tip line. If they refuse to remove it, that's fine; the point is that you must ask. Everywhere else, you must tip $0.00. If you fail, you will spend the next five years living like benzo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2most#49494485)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Amethyst Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2most#49505202)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Floppy tan brunch

So just don't go to a restaurant.

Done.

Can I have the money direct deposited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2most#49505275)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: lake hell messiness

Do I get my 15 years of backpay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2most#49505343)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: honey-headed den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2most#49517782)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: provocative gay meetinghouse tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2most#49517972)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: cyan haunted graveyard lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2most#49519739)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: black soul-stirring dragon site

easy

do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where tipping isn't practiced

in the us, eat at low end places and order takeout from mid-grade places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2most#49505358)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: Amethyst Dilemma

You don't tip on takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2most#49517781)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: black soul-stirring dragon site

Fuck no

People like you that are really into restaurant people and tipping a lot are fucking losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2most#49517851)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: Amethyst Dilemma

everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a restaurant. it's a shitty job.

case in point: the hot bartender at my local bar just turned 30, just got a dui, and is absolutely elated that she has about $500 in her christmas stocking at work. some loser told her he'll triple whatever her biggest tip is on friday, so I'm going to give her $500 on friday for christmas and we'll see if he pulls through. My bonus this year was close to $30,000--the first time I've ever gotten a bonus in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2most#49518149)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: blathering deep stage

Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bartender you find hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2most#49518375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Amethyst Dilemma

Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, because I'm extremely loyal and would never be with anyone besides my fiancee. I only point it out to distinguish her from the haggard lifers many bars employ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2most#49519720)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Excitant kitchen hominid

You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2most#49518382)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Amethyst Dilemma

I never earned one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2most#49519713)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: maize boistinker

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2most#49517877)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: Excitant kitchen hominid

Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre Covid holdover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2most#49518040)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: Amethyst Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2most#49517779)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: honey-headed den

100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at bars or eating at restaurants in the US.

My wife would be unhappy that we can't have "date night" at restaurants any longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2most#49517787)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: vivacious bawdyhouse

or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2most#49517853)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: maize boistinker

Or his wife could just leave the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2most#49517878)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: honey-headed den

A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing what you can to contribute to said civilized society, including by upholding social norms and conventions. Tipping at 99% of bars and sit-down restaurants is one such social norm. I'm not going to dine out at a restaurant where tipping is part of the social contract and not tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2most#49517952)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: vivacious bawdyhouse

Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cities making $20+/hour and tips and not paying taxes and being grossly overpaid for their skills (or lack thereof), in this hypo you're getting $1mm/year, if the cost to you is that a handful of times/year you piss off a waiter, I think you take the deal. Your wife will understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2most#49518153)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: honey-headed den

Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent essentially mandatory 15+% tips are fraudlies. I'd still rather not eat out than eat out in the US where tipping is part of the deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2most#49518178)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: frum chapel

If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you're UNTHIVILITHED, he lisped. The THOCIAL CONTRACT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2most#49518171)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: flesh shrine mood

Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2most#49517884)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: Alcoholic exciting parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2most#49517908)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: shimmering striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2most#49517913)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Swashbuckling box office

Now you're thinking like a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2most#49517966)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: jade seedy feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2most#49517971)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: Amethyst Dilemma

now you're thinking like a lawyer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2most#49518132)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Flirting cracking athletic conference corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2most#49518174)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: Chest-beating School Liquid Oxygen

No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2most#49517969)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: light trip library

wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2most#49518028)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: frum chapel

cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all instead of merely missing out on the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2most#49518177)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: light trip library

wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving them business. Ill take the 1mm/yr!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2most#49518195)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: frum chapel

Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2most#49519287)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: light trip library

couldnt care less about going out to eat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2most#49519289)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Blue Tantric Volcanic Crater

just move back to asia. easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2most#49518155)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: vivacious bawdyhouse

XO JAPAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2most#49518163)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Chest-beating School Liquid Oxygen

“Move back” you say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2most#49518180)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: vivacious bawdyhouse

are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2most#49518187)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Blue Tantric Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2most#49518351)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: Chest-beating School Liquid Oxygen

I am not!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2most#49518415)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: Cheese-eating brass theater preventive strike

No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentally hit the wrong button on my phone. But otherwise yes, I would just have to give up sit down restaurants which wouldn’t be so bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2most#49518198)