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HYPO: $1M tax free per year but you must never tip again

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed t...
stimulating pervert rehab
  12/08/25
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stimulating pervert rehab
  12/12/25
So just don't go to a restaurant. Done. Can I have the...
opaque excitant depressive
  12/12/25
Do I get my 15 years of backpay?
Translucent Useless Brakes Garrison
  12/12/25
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Cruel-hearted insanely creepy forum
  12/17/25
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Bright Sound Barrier Address
  12/17/25
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effete property ratface
  12/18/25
easy do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where...
onyx orchestra pit
  12/12/25
You don't tip on takeout?
stimulating pervert rehab
  12/17/25
Fuck no People like you that are really into restaurant p...
onyx orchestra pit
  12/17/25
everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a res...
stimulating pervert rehab
  12/17/25
Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bart...
unhinged aphrodisiac foreskin church
  12/17/25
Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, beca...
stimulating pervert rehab
  12/18/25
You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?
Fishy stirring idea he suggested
  12/17/25
I never earned one.
stimulating pervert rehab
  12/18/25
lol
odious base pistol
  12/17/25
Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre ...
Fishy stirring idea he suggested
  12/17/25
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stimulating pervert rehab
  12/17/25
100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at ba...
Cruel-hearted insanely creepy forum
  12/17/25
or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip....
Sapphire hyperactive indirect expression
  12/17/25
Or his wife could just leave the tip!
odious base pistol
  12/17/25
A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing w...
Cruel-hearted insanely creepy forum
  12/17/25
Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cit...
Sapphire hyperactive indirect expression
  12/17/25
Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent...
Cruel-hearted insanely creepy forum
  12/17/25
If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you'r...
Shivering casino
  12/17/25
Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaura...
sadistic cerebral spot degenerate
  12/17/25
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supple market
  12/17/25
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Boyish Umber School Laser Beams
  12/17/25
Now you're thinking like a lawyer.
Lilac Shrine
  12/17/25
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Multi-colored chocolate nursing home police squad
  12/17/25
now you're thinking like a lawyer!
stimulating pervert rehab
  12/17/25
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seedy national
  12/17/25
No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…...
out-of-control glittery keepsake machete center
  12/17/25
wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.
frum queen of the night
  12/17/25
cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all ...
Shivering casino
  12/17/25
wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving t...
frum queen of the night
  12/17/25
Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?
Shivering casino
  12/18/25
couldnt care less about going out to eat
frum queen of the night
  12/18/25
just move back to asia. easy
submissive parlor
  12/17/25
XO JAPAN
Sapphire hyperactive indirect expression
  12/17/25
“Move back” you say
out-of-control glittery keepsake machete center
  12/17/25
are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?
Sapphire hyperactive indirect expression
  12/17/25
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submissive parlor
  12/17/25
I am not!
out-of-control glittery keepsake machete center
  12/17/25
No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentall...
insecure theater
  12/17/25


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Date: December 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: stimulating pervert rehab

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed to tip. If there is a mandatory gratuity/autograt, you must ask for it to be removed every time and write $0.00 in the tip line. If they refuse to remove it, that's fine; the point is that you must ask. Everywhere else, you must tip $0.00. If you fail, you will spend the next five years living like benzo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2most#49494485)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: stimulating pervert rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2most#49505202)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: opaque excitant depressive

So just don't go to a restaurant.

Done.

Can I have the money direct deposited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2most#49505275)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Translucent Useless Brakes Garrison

Do I get my 15 years of backpay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2most#49505343)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted insanely creepy forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2most#49517782)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Bright Sound Barrier Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2most#49517972)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: effete property ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2most#49519739)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: onyx orchestra pit

easy

do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where tipping isn't practiced

in the us, eat at low end places and order takeout from mid-grade places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2most#49505358)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: stimulating pervert rehab

You don't tip on takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2most#49517781)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: onyx orchestra pit

Fuck no

People like you that are really into restaurant people and tipping a lot are fucking losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2most#49517851)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: stimulating pervert rehab

everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a restaurant. it's a shitty job.

case in point: the hot bartender at my local bar just turned 30, just got a dui, and is absolutely elated that she has about $500 in her christmas stocking at work. some loser told her he'll triple whatever her biggest tip is on friday, so I'm going to give her $500 on friday for christmas and we'll see if he pulls through. My bonus this year was close to $30,000--the first time I've ever gotten a bonus in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2most#49518149)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: unhinged aphrodisiac foreskin church

Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bartender you find hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2most#49518375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: stimulating pervert rehab

Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, because I'm extremely loyal and would never be with anyone besides my fiancee. I only point it out to distinguish her from the haggard lifers many bars employ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2most#49519720)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Fishy stirring idea he suggested

You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2most#49518382)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: stimulating pervert rehab

I never earned one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2most#49519713)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: odious base pistol

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2most#49517877)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: Fishy stirring idea he suggested

Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre Covid holdover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2most#49518040)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: stimulating pervert rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2most#49517779)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted insanely creepy forum

100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at bars or eating at restaurants in the US.

My wife would be unhappy that we can't have "date night" at restaurants any longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2most#49517787)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Sapphire hyperactive indirect expression

or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2most#49517853)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: odious base pistol

Or his wife could just leave the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2most#49517878)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted insanely creepy forum

A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing what you can to contribute to said civilized society, including by upholding social norms and conventions. Tipping at 99% of bars and sit-down restaurants is one such social norm. I'm not going to dine out at a restaurant where tipping is part of the social contract and not tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2most#49517952)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Sapphire hyperactive indirect expression

Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cities making $20+/hour and tips and not paying taxes and being grossly overpaid for their skills (or lack thereof), in this hypo you're getting $1mm/year, if the cost to you is that a handful of times/year you piss off a waiter, I think you take the deal. Your wife will understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2most#49518153)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted insanely creepy forum

Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent essentially mandatory 15+% tips are fraudlies. I'd still rather not eat out than eat out in the US where tipping is part of the deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2most#49518178)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Shivering casino

If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you're UNTHIVILITHED, he lisped. The THOCIAL CONTRACT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2most#49518171)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: sadistic cerebral spot degenerate

Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2most#49517884)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: supple market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2most#49517908)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Boyish Umber School Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2most#49517913)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Lilac Shrine

Now you're thinking like a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2most#49517966)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Multi-colored chocolate nursing home police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2most#49517971)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: stimulating pervert rehab

now you're thinking like a lawyer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2most#49518132)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: seedy national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2most#49518174)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: out-of-control glittery keepsake machete center

No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2most#49517969)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: frum queen of the night

wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2most#49518028)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Shivering casino

cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all instead of merely missing out on the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2most#49518177)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: frum queen of the night

wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving them business. Ill take the 1mm/yr!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2most#49518195)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: Shivering casino

Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2most#49519287)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: frum queen of the night

couldnt care less about going out to eat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2most#49519289)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: submissive parlor

just move back to asia. easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2most#49518155)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: Sapphire hyperactive indirect expression

XO JAPAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2most#49518163)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: out-of-control glittery keepsake machete center

“Move back” you say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2most#49518180)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: Sapphire hyperactive indirect expression

are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2most#49518187)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: submissive parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2most#49518351)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: out-of-control glittery keepsake machete center

I am not!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2most#49518415)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: insecure theater

No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentally hit the wrong button on my phone. But otherwise yes, I would just have to give up sit down restaurants which wouldn’t be so bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2most#49518198)