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Finally left my wife and kids after 17 years

I’ve been with my wife for 17 years. I realized I mess...
costumed area
  12/23/25
heights of everyone involved?
Chestnut Soggy Prole
  12/23/25
Everyone in this story is 6’5 except my wife who is 6&...
costumed area
  12/23/25
Ayoooo wtf thought she was 6'3''
Buck-toothed Gay Masturbator
  12/23/25
Different poaster.
costumed area
  12/23/25
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Crimson organic girlfriend
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offensive sex offender
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trip coldplay fan meetinghouse
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balding diverse tattoo faggotry
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cowardly glassy spot
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Razzmatazz Chad
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Buck-toothed Gay Masturbator
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Talented Rigpig Party Of The First Part
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costumed area
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bonkers giraffe keepsake machete
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free-loading hell
  12/25/25
this is like the reddit millennial national anthem
Tan racy blood rage resort
  12/23/25
Not Reddit, xoxohth
costumed area
  12/23/25
Not JM, running away like a coward tp
trip coldplay fan meetinghouse
  12/23/25
180
Copper House-broken Location
  12/23/25
good family is the #1 biggest fucking flame there is f...
Razzle-dazzle Crystalline Rehab Pistol
  12/23/25
Correct I have doubts they’re mine.
costumed area
  12/23/25
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Provocative ruddy electric furnace
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Ocher faggot firefighter toilet seat
  12/24/25
logical tbh
Twisted mood
  12/23/25
Not logical, smart. Very smart.
costumed area
  12/23/25
Eat, pray, love dear friend. Eat. Pray. Love. Live for y...
180 twinkling uncleanness station
  12/23/25
My kids were crying their eyes out as I was packing my car l...
costumed area
  12/23/25
lmao haha they'll get over it and understand later
180 twinkling uncleanness station
  12/23/25
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vermilion electric alpha state
  12/24/25
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free-loading hell
  12/25/25
This is the Torah
Hilarious vigorous round eye
  12/23/25
"missing out of having sex " overrated af, also...
Blathering sadistic multi-billionaire piazza
  12/23/25
Amps? Also you’re 100%. When I had sex with the str...
costumed area
  12/23/25
just buy a vr headset and fuck wife while watching hot czech...
Blathering sadistic multi-billionaire piazza
  12/23/25
No interest in fucking chinks but i found a spot by me where...
Hairraiser hideous french chef
  12/24/25
whats w jews and butt shit
Blathering sadistic multi-billionaire piazza
  12/24/25
very homosexual thread if not flame, which i assume it is
Cream stirring step-uncle's house people who are hurt
  12/23/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2w5SQ0L65I&t=13s
Dun Haunted Graveyard Sound Barrier
  12/23/25
Johnsmeyer used to be funny
Glittery Lodge
  12/24/25
(It’s 2013) I’m a different poaster.
costumed area
  12/24/25
who is anti JM? gtfo, he's the best
fragrant slate macaca death wish
  12/24/25
I'm not anti JM just hard to watch your heroes get washed
Glittery Lodge
  12/24/25
Washed up? I’m 40 with a family lol. I started poastin...
costumed area
  12/24/25
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balding diverse tattoo faggotry
  12/24/25
brother i think you're better - there is wisdom and experien...
fragrant slate macaca death wish
  12/24/25
I’m here to teach. Happily married.
costumed area
  12/25/25
your entire shtick is hating on posters here - it's sad
fragrant slate macaca death wish
  12/24/25
Gonna cry?
Glittery Lodge
  12/24/25
Let’s all just chill. No benefit in this,
costumed area
  12/25/25
...
aquamarine property cuckoldry
  12/24/25
Stfu you robotic chink
balding diverse tattoo faggotry
  12/24/25
(6'1" wife)
bonkers giraffe keepsake machete
  12/24/25
leaving to find a better life with more stripper sex tp
razzle site
  12/24/25
“Hey babe, I’m leaving to find a better life. An...
vibrant rambunctious corn cake
  12/24/25
ljl @ some "man" letting his dick control his life...
Tantric passionate gaping quadroon
  12/24/25
17 years I was able to fight it
costumed area
  12/24/25
No, you spent 17 years delaying your demise because your coc...
Tantric passionate gaping quadroon
  12/24/25
That dick made 5 kids my friend.
costumed area
  12/24/25
It looks like OP already admitted that this is flame, but th...
Medicated candlestick maker ticket booth
  12/24/25
lol you’re right.
costumed area
  12/24/25
describe the sex? it must've been good
fragrant slate macaca death wish
  12/24/25
smart move, but why leaving the kids? also, did you offer...
pearly national
  12/24/25
tp
cowardly glassy spot
  12/24/25
Aren’t you 5 10? How are you finding anyone to have s...
maize irate genital piercing
  12/24/25
Non Asian/indian. Not a knock on these groups, I’m the...
costumed area
  12/24/25
it's a christmas miracle - you realized the spirit was insid...
fragrant slate macaca death wish
  12/24/25
I’m Philippino lol. And really 5’4 lol that&rsqu...
costumed area
  12/24/25
damn, i always pictured jm as the 5'10 blue eyed italian sta...
fragrant slate macaca death wish
  12/25/25


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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: costumed area

I’ve been with my wife for 17 years. I realized I messed up by meeting my wife in college and missing out of having sex with women as a working professional. I finally got to the point where I couldn’t take it anymore. I want to have more sex and she’s busy with the kids all the time and doesn’t stay in top shape.

I was with a stripper a few months ago and we ended up having sex. I told my wife about it and she cried and I said I’m leaving to find a better life. Sucks because we have three kids and a house and she’s a SAHM but I can’t take it anymore.

But you get ONE life. And I need to have more sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2most#49535931)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Chestnut Soggy Prole

heights of everyone involved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2most#49535939)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: costumed area

Everyone in this story is 6’5 except my wife who is 6’1.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2most#49535942)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Gay Masturbator

Ayoooo wtf thought she was 6'3''

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2most#49535956)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:37 PM
Author: costumed area

Different poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2most#49535976)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: Crimson organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2most#49536007)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: offensive sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2most#49537071)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: trip coldplay fan meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2most#49537101)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: balding diverse tattoo faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2most#49537635)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: cowardly glassy spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2most#49537787)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2most#49537795)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Gay Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2most#49537812)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Green library ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2most#49537848)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Talented Rigpig Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2most#49537849)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: costumed area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2most#49538054)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: bonkers giraffe keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2most#49538266)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 1:08 AM
Author: free-loading hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2most#49538668)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Tan racy blood rage resort

this is like the reddit millennial national anthem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2most#49535940)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: costumed area

Not Reddit, xoxohth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2most#49535945)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: trip coldplay fan meetinghouse

Not JM, running away like a coward tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2most#49535949)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: Copper House-broken Location

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2most#49535947)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Crystalline Rehab Pistol

good

family is the #1 biggest fucking flame there is

fuck your faggot kids and your ugly bitch wife, the kids arent even yours most likely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2most#49535948)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: costumed area

Correct I have doubts they’re mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2most#49535953)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:19 AM
Author: Provocative ruddy electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2most#49536192)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Ocher faggot firefighter toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2most#49537820)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Twisted mood

logical tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2most#49535951)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: costumed area

Not logical, smart. Very smart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2most#49535954)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: 180 twinkling uncleanness station

Eat, pray, love dear friend. Eat. Pray. Love.

Live for yourself first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2most#49535958)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: costumed area

My kids were crying their eyes out as I was packing my car lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2most#49535980)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: 180 twinkling uncleanness station

lmao haha they'll get over it and understand later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2most#49535985)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: vermilion electric alpha state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2most#49537139)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 1:09 AM
Author: free-loading hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2most#49538669)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: Hilarious vigorous round eye

This is the Torah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2most#49536010)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Blathering sadistic multi-billionaire piazza

"missing out of having sex "

overrated af, also if u really want more sex just go to amps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2most#49535959)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: costumed area

Amps?

Also you’re 100%. When I had sex with the stripper she looked great but the smell was atrocious. I remember in college banging a hot chick who smelled. My wife smells great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2most#49535975)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Blathering sadistic multi-billionaire piazza

just buy a vr headset and fuck wife while watching hot czech girls suck you off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2most#49535983)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:24 AM
Author: Hairraiser hideous french chef

No interest in fucking chinks but i found a spot by me where the girl greedily works my balls and tenderly flicks my butthole after giving me an actually good massage. Might ruin me for normal massages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2most#49536086)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Blathering sadistic multi-billionaire piazza

whats w jews and butt shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2most#49536166)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: Cream stirring step-uncle's house people who are hurt

very homosexual thread if not flame, which i assume it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2most#49535987)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Dun Haunted Graveyard Sound Barrier

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2w5SQ0L65I&t=13s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2most#49536015)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:02 AM
Author: Glittery Lodge

Johnsmeyer used to be funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2most#49536157)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: costumed area

(It’s 2013) I’m a different poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2most#49536189)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: fragrant slate macaca death wish

who is anti JM? gtfo, he's the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2most#49537088)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Glittery Lodge

I'm not anti JM just hard to watch your heroes get washed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2most#49537290)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: costumed area

Washed up? I’m 40 with a family lol. I started poasting here when I was 21. I’m not around irl weird situations as much to develop off the wall stories. I still put in effort. That’s like saying some major leaguer who was good when he’s 21 isn’t as good as when he’s 40. I can still be a commentator like Arod or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2most#49537634)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: balding diverse tattoo faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2most#49537638)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:16 PM
Author: fragrant slate macaca death wish

brother i think you're better - there is wisdom and experience that comes with age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2most#49537842)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:58 AM
Author: costumed area

I’m here to teach. Happily married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2most#49538654)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: fragrant slate macaca death wish

your entire shtick is hating on posters here - it's sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2most#49537840)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Glittery Lodge

Gonna cry?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2most#49538288)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:59 AM
Author: costumed area

Let’s all just chill. No benefit in this,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2most#49538655)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: aquamarine property cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2most#49537106)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: balding diverse tattoo faggotry

Stfu you robotic chink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2most#49537636)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:36 PM
Author: bonkers giraffe keepsake machete

(6'1" wife)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2most#49538273)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: razzle site

leaving to find a better life with more stripper sex tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2most#49537069)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: vibrant rambunctious corn cake

“Hey babe, I’m leaving to find a better life. Anyways, gotta go.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2most#49537077)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: Tantric passionate gaping quadroon

ljl @ some "man" letting his dick control his life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2most#49537080)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:42 PM
Author: costumed area

17 years I was able to fight it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2most#49537086)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Tantric passionate gaping quadroon

No, you spent 17 years delaying your demise because your cock was in control the whole time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2most#49537753)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: costumed area

That dick made 5 kids my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2most#49537774)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: Medicated candlestick maker ticket booth

It looks like OP already admitted that this is flame, but the flame became kind of obvious when he couldn't remember how many kids he has.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2most#49537833)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: costumed area

lol you’re right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2most#49538053)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: fragrant slate macaca death wish

describe the sex? it must've been good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2most#49537090)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: pearly national

smart move, but why leaving the kids?

also, did you offer your wife to stay but you just have sex with others for fun?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2most#49537104)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: cowardly glassy spot

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2most#49537133)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: maize irate genital piercing

Aren’t you 5 10? How are you finding anyone to have sex with you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2most#49537134)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: costumed area

Non Asian/indian. Not a knock on these groups, I’m the first to admit height is my flaw. But my whole life I’ve been in good shape and had nice hair. Blue eyes and Italian.

Has it ever been an issue? I’m sure it has. But I was this height when I was 14 just stopped growing. So always knew I was the man in HS. Never noticed I stopped growing until I made it to XO lmao. Met my wife senior year of college so never had to deal with “shrews” who are obsessed with height. Some lonely shrew coworkers mentioned that I wouldn’t be marketable today but I seem do be doing fine. Not leaving my family btw. This was all flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2most#49537631)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: fragrant slate macaca death wish

it's a christmas miracle - you realized the spirit was inside you the whole time. you've got everything you need

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2most#49537844)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: costumed area

I’m Philippino lol. And really 5’4 lol that’s the worst part of this. I’m living my life through “johnsmeyer” who is still a 4/10 life vs the 1/10 I really live.

Never stepped foot on the wildwood boardwalk. No idea what’s real anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2most#49538050)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: fragrant slate macaca death wish

damn, i always pictured jm as the 5'10 blue eyed italian stallion, who used to play some ball, strolling on the wildwood boardwalk. idk what to believe any more either. is your wife still 6'3?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2most#49539118)