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PROTIP: use "Websters dictionary defines..." to start ur closing
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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: Dashing chartreuse market It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: titillating yapping nowag school cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2most#27751815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: laughsome godawful roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2most#27751846) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: Glassy half-breed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2most#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: fear-inspiring striped hyena sound barrier did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2most#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: trip antidepressant drug "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2most#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: Outnumbered brass national (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2most#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: mentally impaired greedy tank "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2most#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: frozen flushed halford hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2most#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: Carmine insanely creepy sneaky criminal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2most#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: Plum rehab (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2most#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: Dashing chartreuse market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2most#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: vibrant ultramarine faggotry resort who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2most#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: Dashing chartreuse market Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2most#30492630) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: vibrant ultramarine faggotry resort whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2most#30492644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: Dashing chartreuse market CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2most#30492706) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: lemon bonkers field telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2most#32250208) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: grizzly point milk 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2most#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: seedy marvelous trailer park trust fund "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2most#32250229) |
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Date: November 11th, 2020 11:38 PM Author: lemon bonkers field telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2most#41347456) |
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Date: July 26th, 2024 1:08 PM Author: Odious Sinister Mediation Persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2most#47895234) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: dull mental disorder sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2most#49335487) |