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Why are no US sports teams named after the Romans?

There are many named after the Greeks (Trojans, Spartans, Ti...
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I was sure this is wrong but after thinking and googling the...
butt cheeks
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Visigoths iirc but probably vandals too at some point
cowshit
  08/28/25
because the romans werent birdshit, any US teams named after...
AZNgirl Taking 100% Equity Stake in Howard Lutnick
  08/28/25
how are the greeks less birdshit than romans? and what about...
See Ex. C at Bates No. 000001
  08/28/25
If you want to be pedantic the Aeneid makes the Trojans the ...
JunkoEnoshima
  08/28/25
Romulus and Remus would like a word
butt cheeks
  08/28/25
That’s what he’s referring to dipshit
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How about I Trojan your ass
ChatGJR
  08/28/25
Not really. Romulus and Remus were not even born in Troy and...
The Barrister of Babylon
  08/28/25
Read up on the legend a bit more
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NHL does in Canada https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otta...
Urim N. Tumim
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cr example. forgot about them
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OP said US sports teams
Nerdy Digger
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Nerdy Digger
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Pumonymous
  08/28/25
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlanta_Gladiators
Dave Prole
  08/28/25
nothing roman really has a good ring to it for a team name. ...
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Centurions and Legion would be good names
Jason Genova
  08/28/25
any given sunday had the NY Emperors and it sounded gay. so ...
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How could you forget about the Rome Emperors? https://en....
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Op pwned. Growing a beard. https://www.centurapride.com/
Senior Ethics Official
  08/28/25
Greeks and Norse = mythic warriors, Romans = empire-builders...
cowshit
  08/28/25
you can’t build an empire through conquest without bei...
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Which is why we have the Dallas Cowboys and not the Republic...
cowshit
  08/28/25
The California Gays are a major team iirc
consumptive good
  08/29/25
180 thread. You get lots of Trojans, Spartans, some Argonaut...
lfo
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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:41 AM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,.,..,:,,:,,.,:::,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.


There are many named after the Greeks (Trojans, Spartans, Titans), the Norse (Vikings), even the Irish (Celtics and Fighting Irish), but none are named after the Romans. Why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2most#49218557)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:56 AM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)

I was sure this is wrong but after thinking and googling the closest I could get was the Idaho Vandals, the Vandals having sacked Rome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2most#49218558)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: cowshit

Visigoths iirc but probably vandals too at some point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2most#49219392)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:59 AM
Author: AZNgirl Taking 100% Equity Stake in Howard Lutnick

because the romans werent birdshit, any US teams named after niggistan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2most#49218559)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: See Ex. C at Bates No. 000001 (gunneratttt)

how are the greeks less birdshit than romans? and what about all the teams named after injuns?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2most#49218604)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:59 AM
Author: JunkoEnoshima

If you want to be pedantic the Aeneid makes the Trojans the founders of Rome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2most#49218560)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 4:02 AM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)

Romulus and Remus would like a word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2most#49218562)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 4:47 AM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,.,..,:,,:,,.,:::,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.


That’s what he’s referring to dipshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2most#49218575)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:49 AM
Author: ChatGJR

How about I Trojan your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2most#49218581)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:16 AM
Author: The Barrister of Babylon

Not really. Romulus and Remus were not even born in Troy and were centuries after Aeneas. That’s the joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2most#49218599)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,.,..,:,,:,,.,:::,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.


Read up on the legend a bit more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2most#49219518)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:33 AM
Author: Urim N. Tumim

NHL does in Canada

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ottawa_Senators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2most#49218579)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:03 AM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,.,..,:,,:,,.,:::,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.


cr example. forgot about them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2most#49218590)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: Nerdy Digger

OP said US sports teams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2most#49220228)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: Nerdy Digger



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2most#49218602)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Pumonymous



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2most#49219360)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:42 AM
Author: Dave Prole

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlanta_Gladiators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2most#49218580)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:11 AM
Author: ....,.,.;;;,.,,:,.,.,::,...,..,:,..,..


nothing roman really has a good ring to it for a team name. Shit like gladiators and centurions doesn’t sound right. Plenty of Colosseum stadiums out there. LA has the Forum, there’s the Aqueduct racetrack in NY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2most#49218598)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Jason Genova

Centurions and Legion would be good names

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2most#49219923)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:05 PM
Author: ....,.,.;;;,.,,:,.,.,::,...,..,:,..,..


any given sunday had the NY Emperors and it sounded gay. so did the Dallas knights.

legion would be good for soccer i guess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2most#49221791)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:21 AM
Author: ....,,....,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.......,.,.,.,.,..,.


How could you forget about the Rome Emperors?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rome_Emperors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2most#49218600)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:53 AM
Author: Senior Ethics Official

Op pwned. Growing a beard.

https://www.centurapride.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2most#49218773)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: cowshit

Greeks and Norse = mythic warriors, Romans = empire-builders. U.S. sports culture wants the scrappers, not the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2most#49219402)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,.,..,:,,:,,.,:::,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.


you can’t build an empire through conquest without being great warriors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2most#49219522)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: cowshit

Which is why we have the Dallas Cowboys and not the Republican Congressmen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2most#49219689)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:07 PM
Author: consumptive good

The California Gays are a major team iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2most#49221794)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: lfo

180 thread. You get lots of Trojans, Spartans, some Argonauts, occasional VAndals, Scots, Highlanders, VIkings, Norse. Weird ones like Britons and Saxons. But basically no Romans. Amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2most#49221815)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,.,..,:,,:,,.,:::,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2most#49221966)