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Who is the most iconic poaster in bort history?

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Razzmatazz olive locale associate
  12/17/25
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flushed mexican theater stage
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Sienna violent trust fund step-uncle's house
  12/17/25
the one they call doobs
Crusty motley community account national security agency
  12/17/25
He's definitely iconic
Razzmatazz olive locale associate
  12/17/25
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zombie-like patrolman pisswyrm
  12/17/25
I think if he had stopped like 5 years ago he would have gon...
Razzmatazz olive locale associate
  12/17/25
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zombie-like patrolman pisswyrm
  12/17/25
Link? I don't remember Aloha eli5
Razzmatazz olive locale associate
  12/17/25
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zombie-like patrolman pisswyrm
  12/17/25
Incredible
Razzmatazz olive locale associate
  12/17/25
boom lives
thriller library
  12/17/25
And I think everyone knows that
Razzmatazz olive locale associate
  12/17/25
im imagining the guy who gets hanged by a horse-pulled rope ...
Crusty motley community account national security agency
  12/18/25
HATP, wish he was still here
Dead opaque doctorate idea he suggested
  12/17/25
Nobody believes this. He was not even notable.
Razzmatazz olive locale associate
  12/17/25
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zombie-like patrolman pisswyrm
  12/17/25
Spin ratfuck is the most underrated XO meme of all time
Razzmatazz olive locale associate
  12/17/25
wmtp
Amethyst Laughsome Knife New Version
  12/17/25
Agreed one of the biggest bort personas ever. Even had multi...
Razzmatazz olive locale associate
  12/17/25
pensive, obviously
Sticky mad cow disease partner
  12/17/25
Strong contender
Razzmatazz olive locale associate
  12/17/25
Sup Mike
Sticky mad cow disease partner
  12/17/25
Lmao I attacked him so much the last time he was here he ...
Razzmatazz olive locale associate
  12/17/25
Thread reeks of “hi pensive”
Sticky mad cow disease partner
  12/17/25
(Paul Graham)
alcoholic glittery location kitty cat
  12/17/25
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Razzmatazz olive locale associate
  12/17/25
evan39
Bateful Infuriating Sweet Tailpipe Generalized Bond
  12/17/25
Woah Cr
flushed mexican theater stage
  12/17/25
Mafoofan, in his world Fiver, in hers But of the conte...
Cream state yarmulke
  12/17/25
Who the fuck were Mafoofan and Fiver
Razzmatazz olive locale associate
  12/17/25
Mafoofan was a sprightly asian man who was prolific in the l...
Cream state yarmulke
  12/17/25
who are you
thriller library
  12/17/25
I’m nobody
Cream state yarmulke
  12/17/25
you're a smart man and a stunning repository of bort lore
thriller library
  12/17/25
(guy poasting from the Bizarro Universe)
Bateful Infuriating Sweet Tailpipe Generalized Bond
  12/17/25
That’s a pretty terrible list bro
comical pervert roast beef
  12/17/25
I did not put a lot of thought into it beyond, “Whose ...
Cream state yarmulke
  12/17/25
To say nothing of CHUNG+?
Razzmatazz olive locale associate
  12/17/25
I think my all time favorite schtick was C+C Music Factory. ...
Cream state yarmulke
  12/17/25
Solid poaster. Always confused him with CAC.
Razzmatazz olive locale associate
  12/17/25
Fuck, I was wrong, the answer is Tommy. The sailboat saga m...
Cream state yarmulke
  12/18/25
whokobe
thriller library
  12/17/25
The original Whokebe was the first person ever to commit to ...
Razzmatazz olive locale associate
  12/17/25
20 years but cr
alcoholic glittery location kitty cat
  12/17/25
I can't believe there are people who think the imposter is W...
Razzmatazz olive locale associate
  12/17/25
petro or scholarship depending on interpretation
alcoholic glittery location kitty cat
  12/17/25
IH or Earl
vigorous theater
  12/17/25
you suck my cock boy lol
thriller library
  12/17/25
BooR is one of my favs but I feel hrs more of a cult favour...
vigorous theater
  12/17/25
stfu whok lol
thriller library
  12/17/25
TY bro 4 the luv
vigorous theater
  12/17/25
Who is IH
Razzmatazz olive locale associate
  12/17/25
(n00b)
vigorous theater
  12/18/25
scholarship runs the XO Twitter that has 4.5k followers for ...
internet-worthy center
  12/17/25
Great poaster, love ya mean it but he's not the most iconic ...
Razzmatazz olive locale associate
  12/18/25
Goy Superstar too.
Puce garrison
  12/18/25
Stfu
Razzmatazz olive locale associate
  12/18/25
RSF is up there. easily the most discussed poster of all tim...
bistre bearded giraffe twinkling uncleanness
  12/18/25
I don’t think she’s the winner but she deserves ...
Magical mad-dog skullcap
  12/18/25
For TBF not to be mentioned despite creating and posting vol...
Stirring carnelian office jew
  12/18/25
I think TBF is the most iconic poaster ever. He is the embod...
Razzmatazz olive locale associate
  12/18/25
Johnsmeyer
hairraiser dull sex offender
  12/18/25
Top 5 all time for sure
Razzmatazz olive locale associate
  12/18/25
Thanks.
internet-worthy center
  12/18/25
Boom
Irate temple
  12/18/25
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orange public bath
  12/18/25


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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: Razzmatazz olive locale associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2most#49518388)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: flushed mexican theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2most#49518389)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Sienna violent trust fund step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2most#49518390)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Crusty motley community account national security agency

the one they call doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2most#49518391)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Razzmatazz olive locale associate

He's definitely iconic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2most#49518399)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: zombie-like patrolman pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2most#49518403)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: Razzmatazz olive locale associate

I think if he had stopped like 5 years ago he would have gone down as a legend but he declined in his later years. His peak period was amazing. Don't think I could put him above Johnsmeyer tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2most#49518406)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: zombie-like patrolman pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2most#49518408)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Razzmatazz olive locale associate

Link? I don't remember Aloha eli5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2most#49518410)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: zombie-like patrolman pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2most#49518421)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Razzmatazz olive locale associate

Incredible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2most#49518440)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: thriller library

boom lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2most#49518458)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Razzmatazz olive locale associate

And I think everyone knows that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2most#49518481)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:12 AM
Author: Crusty motley community account national security agency

im imagining the guy who gets hanged by a horse-pulled rope and then chewed up by arrows in gladiator yelling this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2most#49518510)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Dead opaque doctorate idea he suggested

HATP, wish he was still here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2most#49518422)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Razzmatazz olive locale associate

Nobody believes this. He was not even notable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2most#49518424)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: zombie-like patrolman pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2most#49518425)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: Razzmatazz olive locale associate

Spin ratfuck is the most underrated XO meme of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2most#49518431)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Amethyst Laughsome Knife New Version

wmtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2most#49518426)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: Razzmatazz olive locale associate

Agreed one of the biggest bort personas ever. Even had multiple phases. His OG run as a Whokebian, The President of the People, Glenview Pumo, heel turn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2most#49518430)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Sticky mad cow disease partner

pensive, obviously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2most#49518435)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Razzmatazz olive locale associate

Strong contender

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2most#49518438)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Sticky mad cow disease partner

Sup Mike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2most#49518444)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: Razzmatazz olive locale associate

Lmao

I attacked him so much the last time he was here he pissed his pants and ran off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2most#49518446)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:34 PM
Author: Sticky mad cow disease partner

Thread reeks of “hi pensive”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2most#49518449)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: alcoholic glittery location kitty cat

(Paul Graham)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2most#49518491)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Razzmatazz olive locale associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2most#49518494)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Bateful Infuriating Sweet Tailpipe Generalized Bond

evan39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2most#49518442)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:35 PM
Author: flushed mexican theater stage

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2most#49518453)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Cream state yarmulke

Mafoofan, in his world

Fiver, in hers

But of the contemporaries, it has to be Chuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2most#49518443)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: Razzmatazz olive locale associate

Who the fuck were Mafoofan and Fiver

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2most#49518447)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: Cream state yarmulke

Mafoofan was a sprightly asian man who was prolific in the legal and male fashion message board and blogosphere worlds of the early aughts. He had strong opinions and a breathtaking lack of self-awareness. His google footprint remains hilarious to this day.

Fiver was the SCOTUS clerk who defenestrated Koz’s career with accusations of sexually inappropriate behavior and also became a romance author and then defenestrated the world’s largest romance books trade association by leveling accusations of racism. We fear whose head she’ll put on her mantle next. And she talked a lot about Linux computers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2most#49518459)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:43 PM
Author: thriller library

who are you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2most#49518471)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Cream state yarmulke

I’m nobody

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2most#49518479)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: thriller library

you're a smart man and a stunning repository of bort lore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2most#49518482)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Bateful Infuriating Sweet Tailpipe Generalized Bond

(guy poasting from the Bizarro Universe)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2most#49518454)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: comical pervert roast beef

That’s a pretty terrible list bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2most#49518456)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Cream state yarmulke

I did not put a lot of thought into it beyond, “Whose character arcs can still cause me to chuckle 20 years on.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2most#49518462)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Razzmatazz olive locale associate

To say nothing of CHUNG+?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2most#49518480)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: Cream state yarmulke

I think my all time favorite schtick was C+C Music Factory. They had just the most impeccable timing of replies in so many threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2most#49518487)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: Razzmatazz olive locale associate

Solid poaster. Always confused him with CAC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2most#49518489)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: Cream state yarmulke

Fuck, I was wrong, the answer is Tommy. The sailboat saga makes him immortal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2most#49519000)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: thriller library

whokobe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2most#49518461)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: Razzmatazz olive locale associate

The original Whokebe was the first person ever to commit to nonstop megapoasting. Definitely iconic. The real Whok hasn't poasted in 5 years though. That other guy is an imposter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2most#49518484)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:52 PM
Author: alcoholic glittery location kitty cat

20 years but cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2most#49518490)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Razzmatazz olive locale associate

I can't believe there are people who think the imposter is Whok. After we all talked to the real Whok every day for 20 years. The imposter is nothing like him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2most#49518493)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: alcoholic glittery location kitty cat

petro or scholarship depending on interpretation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2most#49518464)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: vigorous theater

IH or Earl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2most#49518466)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:42 PM
Author: thriller library

you suck my cock boy lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2most#49518468)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: vigorous theater

BooR is one of my favs but I feel hrs more of a cult favourite than a board icon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2most#49518472)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: thriller library

stfu whok lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2most#49518476)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: vigorous theater

TY bro 4 the luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2most#49518478)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Razzmatazz olive locale associate

Who is IH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2most#49518483)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:13 AM
Author: vigorous theater

(n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2most#49518511)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: internet-worthy center

scholarship runs the XO Twitter that has 4.5k followers for some reason. He’s extending the life of XO singlehandely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2most#49518501)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:00 AM
Author: Razzmatazz olive locale associate

Great poaster, love ya mean it but he's not the most iconic poaster ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2most#49518503)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Puce garrison

Goy Superstar too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2most#49519499)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Razzmatazz olive locale associate

Stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2most#49519512)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:39 AM
Author: bistre bearded giraffe twinkling uncleanness

RSF is up there. easily the most discussed poster of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2most#49518710)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:51 AM
Author: Magical mad-dog skullcap

I don’t think she’s the winner but she deserves mention with some of the others poasted: Julia (and probably The Box).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2most#49518716)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:59 AM
Author: Stirring carnelian office jew

For TBF not to be mentioned despite creating and posting voluminously under his own tagline is typical board behavior

But my personal vote goes to benzo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2most#49518759)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Razzmatazz olive locale associate

I think TBF is the most iconic poaster ever. He is the embodiment of XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2most#49519321)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: hairraiser dull sex offender

Johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2most#49519301)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Razzmatazz olive locale associate

Top 5 all time for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2most#49519316)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: internet-worthy center

Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2most#49519537)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Irate temple

Boom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2most#49519304)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: orange public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2most#49519546)