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did i just fuck up at firm event?

my firm had a big event this weekend and got sully sullenber...
heady windowlicker
  07/16/23
lol alpha af
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autistic big-titted national cuck
  07/16/23
You should offer anal and/or oral to make up for it
deranged den wrinkle
  07/16/23
You should have said "I like pilots who don't crash the...
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niggerstomper59
  05/01/26
just heard from one guy in the group with whom i work closel...
heady windowlicker
  07/16/23
Double down. If confronted, mention that in college you did...
Razzle-dazzle dog poop
  07/16/23
assume i do this but that it’s not technically true. w...
heady windowlicker
  07/16/23
It's hard to prove a negative, it's not like they can review...
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Federal therapy sneaky criminal
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Update: OP is now managing partner of the firm
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Date: July 16th, 2023 12:32 AM
Author: heady windowlicker

my firm had a big event this weekend and got sully sullenberger to give the keynote address. it really was a great speech. afterward, he was mingling with several firm bigwigs and i walked up to try to ingratiate myself. i felt a little self-conscious sidling up like that and tried to break the tension with a joke. as soon as i walked up i looked at sully and said “well, i guess everyone’s the hero of their own story, right?” i’m actually a big fan and thought my comment would be self-evidently tongue in cheek. anyway, nobody said anything for like the longest three seconds of my life and sully finally responded with a very sober (and just gracious enough to be deadly) “i suppose that’s often the case, son.” my group head immediately stepped in to remind sully of someone he wanted him to meet and the crowd dispersed. haven’t heard anything from any of them since. what’s my play here?

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Date: July 16th, 2023 1:34 AM
Author: magenta dingle berry office

lol alpha af

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Date: July 16th, 2023 12:34 AM
Author: lascivious affirmative action casino



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Date: July 16th, 2023 1:28 AM
Author: autistic big-titted national cuck



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Date: July 16th, 2023 1:33 AM
Author: deranged den wrinkle

You should offer anal and/or oral to make up for it

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Date: July 16th, 2023 1:36 AM
Author: Saffron Pisswyrm Range

You should have said "I like pilots who don't crash their planes."

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Date: July 16th, 2023 11:43 AM
Author: outnumbered stead



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Date: July 16th, 2023 11:47 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle dog poop



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Date: March 21st, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: Mind-boggling locus sound barrier



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:27 PM
Author: niggerstomper59 (✅🍑)



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Date: July 16th, 2023 11:38 AM
Author: heady windowlicker

just heard from one guy in the group with whom i work closely. he said the hardest part of his night was not busting out laughing when i said it but that he wouldn’t want to be me today. how bad is this likely to get?

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Date: July 16th, 2023 11:40 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle dog poop

Double down. If confronted, mention that in college you did a little bit of piloting and once landed an Airbus in the Hudson, you just weren't a publicity hound about it.

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Date: July 16th, 2023 11:45 AM
Author: heady windowlicker

assume i do this but that it’s not technically true. would there be some way for the firm to verify this? faa records or something?

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Date: July 16th, 2023 11:47 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle dog poop

It's hard to prove a negative, it's not like they can review every FAA record to confirm you didn't land an AirBus in the Hudson. If they get really aggressive, you can also mention that you were working for the CIA at the time and the details of the incident are classified. If they have a top secret clearance and a plausible need to know, then you can share the details but until then you've said as much as you can.

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Date: July 18th, 2023 11:03 AM
Author: heady windowlicker



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Date: July 18th, 2023 11:05 AM
Author: Federal therapy sneaky criminal



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Date: November 29th, 2023 10:05 AM
Author: Obsidian bull headed institution liquid oxygen



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Date: March 21st, 2025 12:31 PM
Author: Curious dead stage



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:27 PM
Author: niggerstomper59 (✅🍑)



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Date: March 21st, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: Navy gay wizard corn cake



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Date: March 21st, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: Mind-boggling locus sound barrier



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Date: July 18th, 2023 11:04 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac smoky mood public bath



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Date: November 29th, 2023 10:03 AM
Author: heady windowlicker



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Date: November 29th, 2023 10:05 AM
Author: Electric nibblets gas station



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Date: November 29th, 2023 10:06 AM
Author: Federal therapy sneaky criminal



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Date: November 29th, 2023 10:40 AM
Author: Adventurous onyx roommate box office

first off, fuck your ass and the clique you claim

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Date: February 14th, 2024 12:17 AM
Author: heady windowlicker



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Date: October 17th, 2024 12:50 AM
Author: heady windowlicker



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Date: March 21st, 2025 11:46 AM
Author: heady windowlicker



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Date: March 21st, 2025 11:49 AM
Author: razzmatazz violet haunted graveyard



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Date: March 21st, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: ocher self-absorbed mediation

Update: OP is now managing partner of the firm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2most#48768838)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: boltzmann penis



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