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I feel deeply inspired by Louvre smash and grab "heist"

Everything is a fraud joke. Zero hindrance or repurcussion f...
brass fragrant university
  10/20/25
They used a ladder to climb to a balcony while "securit...
filthy trump supporter locale
  10/20/25
The French crown jewels are literally being recut and resold...
odious jap goyim
  10/20/25
Definitely not being cut up. Not sure what the real story is...
brass fragrant university
  10/20/25
? When they steal jewels they almost always break and rec...
odious jap goyim
  10/20/25
bothering to steal crown jewels is a pretty ballsy move when...
Aqua drunken coldplay fan
  10/21/25
there was a $60 million Diamond a few steps away that they d...
Judgmental effete church
  10/21/25
I feel like if they just wanted a bunch of diamonds they wou...
concupiscible godawful library karate
  10/21/25
Not artifact jewels
brass fragrant university
  10/21/25
Not if they were hired by a collector. They probably won&rsq...
up-to-no-good spectacular dysfunction
  10/21/25
what level of sophistication would this really have taken? w...
Aqua drunken coldplay fan
  10/20/25
Yeah, less than you'd think. The Louvre workers had previous...
odious jap goyim
  10/20/25
it does seem like it wouldn't be too hard to guard a medieva...
Aqua drunken coldplay fan
  10/21/25
Bros literally defended castles with crossbows. In the even...
sinister hominid
  10/21/25
main thing would be having ice water in your veins. you star...
Judgmental effete church
  10/21/25
xo pumos could climb out the top of the louvre on a ladder a...
mauve mad-dog skullcap
  10/21/25
OFS
Judgmental effete church
  10/21/25
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Razzmatazz Plum Mexican Becky
  10/21/25
would you be surprised to find out that the security boss wa...
Judgmental effete church
  10/21/25
indians shld steal that furking diamond the benchod bloody b...
Diverse Greedy Water Buffalo
  10/21/25
Its the "calling bullshit" part of these heists th...
Comical ebony gay wizard boistinker
  10/21/25
Have to arrange fencing too.
nudist candlestick maker
  10/21/25
i assume they work for people who do that and just got their...
concupiscible godawful library karate
  10/21/25
but after seeing how easy this heist was a bunch of bros wit...
Judgmental effete church
  10/21/25
...
startled sable ladyboy crackhouse
  10/21/25
It's like the GTA V jewelry store heist where you smash the ...
appetizing autistic pervert
  10/21/25
But don't leave DNA!
~~(> ' ' )>
  10/27/25
Why do I feel its an intro to a new Banksy exhibition?
Aquamarine idiot corner
  10/21/25
they caught two of the guys. one was trying to get on a fli...
sol rosenberg
  10/27/25
decent chance macron appoints one of them prime minister
AZNgirl asking Othani why he didn't hit 4 homers
  10/27/25
*because the French are involved
Charlie Kirk Did Nothing Wrong
  10/27/25
Intro plot to the start of a horror movie going on here It ...
Rollin' 40s Piru Republican
  10/27/25
(Gunneratttt)
Baumeister is Green Jolly Squancher
  10/27/25


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Date: October 20th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: brass fragrant university

Everything is a fraud joke. Zero hindrance or repurcussion for stealing whatever you want to. Think I'm going for the artifacts I've been wanting to grab for a while. Wish me luck gotta go!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2most#49363243)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 11:33 PM
Author: filthy trump supporter locale

They used a ladder to climb to a balcony while "security" was eating croissants ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2most#49363245)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 11:34 PM
Author: odious jap goyim

The French crown jewels are literally being recut and resold right now, it's crazy lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2most#49363247)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: brass fragrant university

Definitely not being cut up. Not sure what the real story is behind this but they're going somewhere intact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2most#49363249)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: odious jap goyim

?

When they steal jewels they almost always break and recut them to erase the provenance. It would be stupid to keep them intact as-is, more so for whoever wants them.

They did manage to locate one crown though, the Empress's crown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2most#49363254)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 2:38 AM
Author: Aqua drunken coldplay fan

bothering to steal crown jewels is a pretty ballsy move when daimond stores and rich people exist, seems like you'd want to keep that 100x profit from some rich chinese guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2most#49363352)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 3:27 AM
Author: Judgmental effete church

there was a $60 million Diamond a few steps away that they didn’t touch

these jewels were stolen for some gook or A-rab

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2most#49363372)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 7:32 AM
Author: concupiscible godawful library karate

I feel like if they just wanted a bunch of diamonds they would rob a diamond broker reservoir dogs style.

It’s prob some Saudi/russian/chink asshole who is buying them. Or maybe Kim jong un

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2most#49363486)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 8:51 AM
Author: brass fragrant university

Not artifact jewels

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2most#49363552)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 3:09 PM
Author: up-to-no-good spectacular dysfunction

Not if they were hired by a collector. They probably won’t resurface for decades

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2most#49364382)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: Aqua drunken coldplay fan

what level of sophistication would this really have taken? was it basically just 3 guys with motorbikes and some crowbars?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2most#49363252)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 11:42 PM
Author: odious jap goyim

Yeah, less than you'd think. The Louvre workers had previously walked out due to staff being stretched thin, particularly security, due to overcrowding. It's like asking for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2most#49363258)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: Aqua drunken coldplay fan

it does seem like it wouldn't be too hard to guard a medieval castle though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2most#49363298)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 7:43 AM
Author: sinister hominid

Bros literally defended castles with crossbows. In the event of a siege, they would just train everybody in the castle to use crossbows. Longbows were better, but it takes a lifetime to be good with a longbow, any old fool can pick up a crossbow and be decent within a few days. Castles could still do that now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2most#49363493)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 3:28 AM
Author: Judgmental effete church

main thing would be having ice water in your veins. you start bumbling around and even simple things become hard to do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2most#49363373)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 8:36 AM
Author: mauve mad-dog skullcap

xo pumos could climb out the top of the louvre on a ladder after seven or eight beers its nbd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2most#49363536)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 8:51 AM
Author: Judgmental effete church

OFS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2most#49363553)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 2:36 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Plum Mexican Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2most#49363350)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 5:52 AM
Author: Judgmental effete church

would you be surprised to find out that the security boss was a woman?

https://x.com/bennyjohnson/status/1980375714646876461

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2most#49363410)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 7:15 AM
Author: Diverse Greedy Water Buffalo

indians shld steal that furking diamond the benchod bloody bitch queen of england stole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2most#49363478)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 7:35 AM
Author: Comical ebony gay wizard boistinker

Its the "calling bullshit" part of these heists thats the most enticing thing

Just walking through the door w a crowbar, adequate phenotype and baseline serum t level lets you retire immediately from a lifetime of banal wagecucking

Its seriously embarrassing to wake up & wagecuck earnestly and read headlines about heists where dudes ride into sunset clear & free after like 45 minutes of execution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2most#49363488)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: nudist candlestick maker

Have to arrange fencing too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2most#49363534)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: concupiscible godawful library karate

i assume they work for people who do that and just got their $$$ once the job was over. to even be in that position you still have to wagecuck as a professional criminal for years tho. it's not like you can be new poaster first day and just have the network or ability to rob the fucking Louvre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2most#49363656)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 3:07 PM
Author: Judgmental effete church

but after seeing how easy this heist was a bunch of bros with not much to lose just quit their jobs and will enter the trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2most#49364377)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 3:10 PM
Author: startled sable ladyboy crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2most#49364383)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: appetizing autistic pervert

It's like the GTA V jewelry store heist where you smash the store up and then speed off into the sewers on motorcycles. You just take what you want and leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2most#49364439)



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Date: October 27th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: ~~(> ' ' )>

But don't leave DNA!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2most#49380497)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Aquamarine idiot corner

Why do I feel its an intro to a new Banksy exhibition?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2most#49364443)



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Date: October 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: sol rosenberg

they caught two of the guys. one was trying to get on a flight to Algeria. I'd say they're probably in a room right now with a car battery and jumper cables attached to their ballsacks except that the French are involved.

https://apnews.com/article/france-louvre-heist-arrests-2e78cbea4bc44c39348eedf8baf138ed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2most#49379238)



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Date: October 27th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: AZNgirl asking Othani why he didn't hit 4 homers

decent chance macron appoints one of them prime minister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2most#49379244)



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Date: October 27th, 2025 3:59 PM
Author: Charlie Kirk Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW)

*because the French are involved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2most#49379651)



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Date: October 27th, 2025 8:08 PM
Author: Rollin' 40s Piru Republican

Intro plot to the start of a horror movie going on here

It belongs in a museum you savages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2most#49380509)



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Date: October 27th, 2025 8:11 PM
Author: Baumeister is Green Jolly Squancher

(Gunneratttt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2most#49380528)