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Jurassic Park 1 & 2 but Jeff Goldblum's character is played by Jerry Seinfeld
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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:09 AM Author: Gaped Masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2most#49104888) |
Date: July 16th, 2025 1:14 AM Author: Clear Cowardly Keepsake Machete *Newman gets eaten by a dinosaur*
Well, that’s a shame. |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:19 AM Author: Gaped Masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2most#49104893) |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM Author: pearly national ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2most#49105161) |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:14 PM Author: Charismatic faggot firefighter personal credit line (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2most#49105866) |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:26 AM Author: Olive Field Dog Poop HAMMOND: The park is really quite spectacular. We've spared no expense.
MALCOLM: I think I noticed a few vulnerabilities you may have overlooked.
*laughter*
HAMMOND: Vulnerabilities? Whatever do you mean?
MALCOLM: Those giant electrified fences, for instance. Did you ever consider what might happen if the power fails?
HAMMOND: That's extremely unlikely.
MALCOLM: Life, evolution, you and me here right now. That was extremely unlikely as well.
HAMMOND: The park is perfectly safe for our guests. We've considered every possibility.
MALCOLM: Well, I don't think you have.
*laughter* |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:27 AM Author: Clear Cowardly Keepsake Machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2most#49104912) |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:44 AM Author: Gaped Masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2most#49104939) |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:17 AM Author: orange hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2most#49104956) |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:12 AM Author: Gaped Masturbator https://ibb.co/5WpFsSrT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2most#49105158) |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:14 AM Author: pearly national ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2most#49105163) |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:00 PM Author: Lime senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2most#49105828) |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM Author: pearly national ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2most#49105159) |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: Charismatic faggot firefighter personal credit line HAMMOND played by Mr Pitt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2most#49105868) |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:45 AM Author: Gaped Masturbator Jerry making his horse-faced "ewww" expression upon meeting his black gymnast daughter in 2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2most#49104940) |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:57 PM Author: Self-centered crimson toaster center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2most#49105824) |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:31 AM Author: Talented pisswyrm And where do they come up these dinosaur names anyway? I mean, Tyrannosaurus Rex? It's like, no wonder he's on a murderous rampage, you hear what his brother Oedipus did to their mom and dad? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2most#49104974) |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:34 AM Author: Gaped Masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2most#49104976) |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 6:51 AM Author: Black lettuce weed whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2most#49105096) |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM Author: pearly national ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2most#49105160) |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:25 AM Author: Garnet hell electric furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2most#49105183) |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:14 AM Author: pearly national ratface *watches George struggling ungainly up the hill to escape a dinosaur*
"Life, uh, finds a way." |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:17 AM Author: Gaped Masturbator iirc in the actual crichton novel Hammond gets eaten by a pack of compsognathus while struggling to get up a hill that book was actually really grim, reminded me of Ellison at times |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM Author: pearly national ratface it's a good book.
i didn't really get ellison vibes from it--the writing is much more straightforward than anything HE ever did, even in his earliest days, IMO--but I read the book when I was in junior high so maybe there's stuff I've missed.
you've read Sphere, right? That's my favorite Crichton (and that one actually does have some Ellisonian touches around the edges now that I think about it). |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:52 PM Author: Gaped Masturbator sphere i don't think i ever read although i saw the film at some point but don't remember much of anything about it |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:18 AM Author: milky heaven Hammond: "Oh, that's Mr. DNA! We hired a top comedian for the voice acting, a Mr. Kenny Bania, I'm sure you know his work."
Malcolm (Jerry): *winces*
They watch the video, and Hammond and Ellie laugh at all of Bania's dumb jokes. |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:20 AM Author: Gaped Masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2most#49105175) |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM Author: pearly national ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2most#49105179) |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:47 PM Author: orange hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2most#49105811) |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM Author: beady-eyed kink-friendly fortuitous meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2most#49105178) |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:49 AM Author: sick thirsty partner *hits on Lex Murphy instead of Dr Sattler* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2most#49105213) |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:50 AM Author: pearly national ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2most#49105215) |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:24 AM Author: Gaped Masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2most#49105469) |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:39 PM Author: milky heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2most#49105801) |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:00 PM Author: Self-centered crimson toaster center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2most#49105826) |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:24 PM Author: Charismatic faggot firefighter personal credit line The child Timmy Murphy find night-goggles in back of electric vehicle and start playing with them. TimmyMurphy: "Oh cool, night vision!" Lawyer Jackie Chiles: "Dem be heavy?" Tim Murphy nods yes. Lawyer Jackie Chiles: "If it over 7 pound, you kids put it down!" Reluctantly, Timmy takes night vision goggles off as it begins to rain harder.
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Date: September 3rd, 2025 12:23 PM Author: Solomon Pacifico, Attorney-at-Law (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2most#49233602) |