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So libs, how confident are you in “law enforcement” helping you rn?
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Date: September 11th, 2025 10:42 AM Author: Fragrant cumskin Do you still have Merrick Garland on speed dial? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772430&forum_id=2most#49254873) |
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Date: September 11th, 2025 10:43 AM Author: demanding theater sex offender The MAGA Farm Animal is mad about something today! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772430&forum_id=2most#49254875) |
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Date: September 11th, 2025 10:45 AM Author: Fragrant cumskin You are going to die of dehydration and blunt force trauma in a dark cold cell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772430&forum_id=2most#49254891) |
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Date: September 11th, 2025 10:45 AM Author: demanding theater sex offender The MAGA Farm Animal is mad about something today! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772430&forum_id=2most#49254895) |
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Date: September 11th, 2025 11:05 AM Author: Fragrant cumskin This is in the next 5 years btw 👍 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772430&forum_id=2most#49254980) |
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Date: September 11th, 2025 7:02 PM Author: demanding theater sex offender sure MAGA FAGAT. LOL @ U, u seem upset, did something upset u? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772430&forum_id=2most#49257476) |
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Date: September 11th, 2025 7:11 PM Author: Cobalt Flatulent Mediation Bawdyhouse You are going to be lynched with your castrated penis stuffed in your mouth just like your grandfather was you stupid worthless nigger (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772430&forum_id=2most#49257519) |
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Date: September 11th, 2025 7:30 PM Author: diverse cordovan home useless brakes (Projection) (childhood abuse victim) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772430&forum_id=2most#49257623) |
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Date: September 11th, 2025 7:48 PM Author: demanding theater sex offender LOL this fag still lashing out?
a worthless powerless nobody can't do anything but hiss on the internet? LMAO |
Date: September 11th, 2025 10:46 AM Author: spectacular cowardly generalized bond school cafeteria Libs? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772430&forum_id=2most#49254897) |
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Date: September 11th, 2025 10:47 AM Author: demanding theater sex offender libs are very concerned by the threats from the insane nobody above, LMAO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772430&forum_id=2most#49254900) |
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Date: September 11th, 2025 10:47 AM Author: Wine state turdskin Are you saying MAGA will eliminate the rule of law and shred the Constitution? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772430&forum_id=2most#49254904) |
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Date: September 11th, 2025 11:04 AM Author: Fragrant cumskin Maybe you three ITT can protect each other 🤣 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772430&forum_id=2most#49254976) |
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Date: September 11th, 2025 11:10 AM Author: Wine state turdskin I live in an ultra wealthy neighborhood surrounded by other wealthy libs. I’ll be fine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772430&forum_id=2most#49254998) |
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Date: September 11th, 2025 11:10 AM Author: Fragrant cumskin Do you have a private military? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772430&forum_id=2most#49255001) |
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Date: September 11th, 2025 11:12 AM Author: Wine state turdskin No, do you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772430&forum_id=2most#49255006) |
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Date: September 11th, 2025 11:12 AM Author: Fragrant cumskin Why would I need one?
Might want to be sure your passport is up to date. |
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Date: September 11th, 2025 11:15 AM Author: Wine state turdskin I travel like 4 months of the year, it is :-)
So you don’t have a private army and neither do I. What’s the upshot of these odd little questions bud? |
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Date: September 11th, 2025 5:33 PM Author: bright dingle berry To be fair,
(Super successful and rich and important middle-aged civil attorney who has a gorgeous wife, perfect kids, and an extremely lucrative high-powered legal job in the private sector... but also he barely works most days and he "travels like 4 months of the year")
Speaking on behalf of an entire bort filled with middle-aged civil attorneys working in the private sector, IMO this is a very believable story. Ah yes, the many enviable perks and majesties of "A Life In The Law"(TM)!
lmao Beez |
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Date: September 11th, 2025 6:56 PM Author: Wine state turdskin What’s a “civil attorney”?
I actually don’t work at all. It’s lovely :-)
Thanks Exeunt! |
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Date: September 11th, 2025 7:15 PM Author: bright dingle berry To be fair,
Good question!
So as all literally all trained attorneys learn during the first week of law school, there are two distinct bodies of law in modern America: "civil law," and "criminal law." (There are many subspecialties in both areas -- particularly in civil law -- but that's the big initial dividing line.) Perhaps understandably, lawyers who practice civil law are said to be "civil attorneys" and lawyers who practice criminal law are said to be "criminal attorneys." (Theoretically it's possibly for a single attorney to practice both civil and criminal law, since all attorneys study the basics of both bodies of law in law school, but in practice that sort of split practice is very uncommon for reasons that very obvious to anyone who actually has legal training.)
You have always bragged about working "biglaw" and then going in-house at a private company (these are both HUGE and EXTREMELY IMPRESSIVE achivements btw so huge congrats), and I would estimate that approximately ~99.9% of the time that sort of a career trajectory strongly implies a civil, rather than a criminal, practice focus. So I naturally assumed that you are a "civil attorney."
Whew! It's not every day that I get to educate a super successful extremely high-powered and well-compensated middle-aged civil attorney on basic "American Law 101" type shit like "What is a 'civil attorney'?" How fun!
PS: Congrats on the retirement, Beez! That's so amazing! ;) |
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Date: September 11th, 2025 7:19 PM Author: Wine state turdskin Weird, I’ve never heard that phrase before in my entire career. Maybe it’s a shit law thing, biglaw attorneys certainly don’t use it.
People I bump across say they’re in litigation, white collar, M&A, securities, L&E, PE, EB, funds, etc.
And thanks! I love it. Life is 18000000 million :-) |
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Date: September 11th, 2025 7:21 PM Author: Wonderful Field You don't have a "career," Obeezy, you dumb fuck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772430&forum_id=2most#49257578) |
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Date: September 11th, 2025 7:21 PM Author: Wine state turdskin Correct, I *had* a career. All that stuff is behind me now thank god. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772430&forum_id=2most#49257583) |
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Date: September 11th, 2025 7:46 PM Author: Tripping well-lubricated public bath pervert if this is true, out ur biglaw firm.
i still practice and because i'm outed, everyone knows what firm i'm at, what biglaw firm i was at before, etc. nbd |
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Date: September 11th, 2025 8:16 PM Author: Wine state turdskin Lmao yeah that seems wise (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772430&forum_id=2most#49257850) |
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Date: September 11th, 2025 7:20 PM Author: Wonderful Field "Date: September 11th, 2025 6:56 PM Author: MAGA Farm Animals Reeking of Trump Cologne
What’s a “civil attorney”?"
lmao |
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Date: September 11th, 2025 7:21 PM Author: Wine state turdskin Date: September 11th, 2025 7:20 PM Author: .,.,.,,,,,,,,,......................,,,,,,,,,,
"Date: September 11th, 2025 6:56 PM Author: MAGA Farm Animals Reeking of Trump Cologne
What’s a “civil attorney”?"
lmao
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772430&forum_id=2#49257576 |
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Date: September 11th, 2025 7:22 PM Author: bright dingle berry To be fair,
You sure got that Pumo now brother |
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Date: September 11th, 2025 7:28 PM Author: Wine state turdskin 🎉 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772430&forum_id=2most#49257615) |
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Date: September 11th, 2025 7:22 PM Author: bright dingle berry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772430&forum_id=2most#49257588) |
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Date: September 11th, 2025 5:30 PM Author: cerebral heaven philosopher-king Yes I have several. Entire Botswanan national guard is at my command (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772430&forum_id=2most#49257104) |
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Date: September 11th, 2025 7:01 PM Author: Wine state turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772430&forum_id=2most#49257470) |
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Date: September 11th, 2025 5:28 PM Author: Cobalt Flatulent Mediation Bawdyhouse Lmao. Bongino holding WLMAS down as Kash wraps his dirty briefs around his face tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772430&forum_id=2most#49257093) |
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Date: September 11th, 2025 5:33 PM Author: spectacular cowardly generalized bond school cafeteria 100% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772430&forum_id=2most#49257115) |
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Date: September 11th, 2025 5:37 PM Author: Cobalt Flatulent Mediation Bawdyhouse trembling nonwhite hands typed this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772430&forum_id=2most#49257126) |
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Date: September 11th, 2025 6:56 PM Author: spectacular cowardly generalized bond school cafeteria Update: still 100% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772430&forum_id=2most#49257446) |
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Date: September 11th, 2025 6:58 PM Author: Cobalt Flatulent Mediation Bawdyhouse Why? They would probably join in beating you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772430&forum_id=2most#49257453) |
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Date: September 11th, 2025 7:06 PM Author: spectacular cowardly generalized bond school cafeteria Update: still 100% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772430&forum_id=2most#49257491) |
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Date: September 11th, 2025 7:26 PM Author: spectacular cowardly generalized bond school cafeteria Oh shit, cops are beating on my door right now, accusing me of being too soft on black crime (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772430&forum_id=2most#49257605) |
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Date: September 11th, 2025 8:05 PM Author: bespoke persian clown Wait literally two weeks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772430&forum_id=2most#49257792) |
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Date: September 11th, 2025 8:18 PM Author: sexy ocher locale Weirdly, the people in "law enforcement" aren't obsessed with the same things that a bunch of moron shitcons on the internet are.
So I'm gonna go with 100% like NSAM. |
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Date: September 11th, 2025 9:11 PM Author: Wine state turdskin Cons: “somebody killed Charlie Kirk?! Time to end the rule of law and shred the constitution and impose a fascist totalitarian society!”
These people believe in nothing. |