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Neighborhood dad invited me over for poker and beers "with the guys" plz help.

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What ...
razzle-dazzle institution dragon
  11/11/25
have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i as...
Claret French Chef
  11/11/25
yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some o...
razzle-dazzle institution dragon
  11/11/25
i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the begin...
Claret French Chef
  11/11/25
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sadistic adulterous chad
  11/11/25
Just tell some n word jokes.
medicated trip garrison degenerate
  11/11/25
Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and ...
Unhinged diverse resort half-breed
  11/11/25
he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does tha...
razzle-dazzle institution dragon
  11/11/25
https://youtube.com/shorts/nUNpNzU-2hU?si=6yRiGedGFVvgrfed
Unhinged diverse resort half-breed
  11/11/25
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  11/12/25
arent you in Jersey? I'm thinking Pauly Walnuts attire https...
Fighting Pit Haunted Graveyard
  11/11/25
Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonig...
razzle-dazzle institution dragon
  11/11/25
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maroon mentally impaired forum
  11/11/25
go, get drunk, come home late af
Talented corn cake
  11/11/25
Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road ...
Walnut Legal Warrant Patrolman
  11/11/25
the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if ...
razzle-dazzle institution dragon
  11/11/25
In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompan...
Walnut Legal Warrant Patrolman
  11/11/25
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Talented corn cake
  11/11/25
wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out y...
insecure pontificating filthpig orchestra pit
  11/11/25
is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wai...
razzle-dazzle institution dragon
  11/11/25
This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you ca...
godawful double fault
  11/11/25
you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball...
insecure pontificating filthpig orchestra pit
  11/11/25
Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports new...
Hairraiser Background Story Roast Beef
  11/11/25
do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i j...
razzle-dazzle institution dragon
  11/11/25
were you proposing that you top him or the other way around?...
slap-happy jade menage old irish cottage
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violent stirring kitty corner
  11/12/25
lmfao
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  11/12/25
Aren’t iPods crazy?
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violent stirring kitty corner
  11/12/25
relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you
bronze parlor
  11/11/25
i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brie...
razzle-dazzle institution dragon
  11/11/25
tp
wild stimulating bbw
  11/11/25
tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink
green thirsty goyim
  11/11/25
direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casu...
soul-stirring crawly school
  11/11/25
i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member...
razzle-dazzle institution dragon
  11/11/25
Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well.....
balding overrated shrine gaping
  11/11/25
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razzle-dazzle institution dragon
  11/11/25
wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont ...
Rose vivacious brethren hell
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razzle-dazzle institution dragon
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violent stirring kitty corner
  11/12/25
Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well ...
Aromatic Chapel
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maroon mentally impaired forum
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buff hideous faggotry becky
  11/12/25
they probably are unaware about the superior playing style o...
Transparent Area Mood
  11/11/25
How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prep...
razzle-dazzle institution dragon
  11/11/25
3 words: pepper thine angus
Big Navy Son Of Senegal Shitlib
  11/12/25
You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimu...
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  11/12/25


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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle institution dragon

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What should I be prepared for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420643)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: Claret French Chef

have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420646)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle institution dragon

yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some of the tactics (e.g. bluffing).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420664)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Claret French Chef

i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the beginning of the night to establish your dominance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420668)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: sadistic adulterous chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49421713)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: medicated trip garrison degenerate

Just tell some n word jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420648)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Unhinged diverse resort half-breed

Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and some fuckin’?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420666)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle institution dragon

he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does that even mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420757)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Unhinged diverse resort half-breed

https://youtube.com/shorts/nUNpNzU-2hU?si=6yRiGedGFVvgrfed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420882)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Obsidian Step-uncle's House

smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420945)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:33 AM
Author: Lime galvanic church coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49422488)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Fighting Pit Haunted Graveyard

arent you in Jersey? I'm thinking Pauly Walnuts attire https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fpaulie-walnuts-gualtieri-from-the-sopranos-v0-ebzxdtl4kcbd1.jpg%3Fwidth%3D429%26format%3Dpjpg%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D4d5bbbe48b9e1565ced7612b7a6f5cea18852ad5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420982)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle institution dragon

Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49421568)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: maroon mentally impaired forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49421769)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Talented corn cake

go, get drunk, come home late af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420667)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Walnut Legal Warrant Patrolman

Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road worthy bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420702)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle institution dragon

the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if i wrote bass lines for her songs and insisted on playing them for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420763)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Walnut Legal Warrant Patrolman

In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompany her on the upright bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420966)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Talented corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420980)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: insecure pontificating filthpig orchestra pit

wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out your dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420711)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle institution dragon

is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wait for the other guys to get the ball rolling?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: godawful double fault

This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you can drop trou at will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420795)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: insecure pontificating filthpig orchestra pit

you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball rolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420895)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Hairraiser Background Story Roast Beef

Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports news, celebs with big boobs, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420744)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle institution dragon

do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i just be like "so who caught the game the other night?" and let the conversation flow from there.

I have trouble initiating sexually charged locker room banter. I attended a meetup at a local brewery a while back and commented about wanting to have doggystyle sex with our sever in the bathroom. It fell flat and I was alienated by the group for the rest of the night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420794)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: slap-happy jade menage old irish cottage

were you proposing that you top him or the other way around? sometimes you have to make sure these details are understood with a new crowd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49421684)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: violent stirring kitty corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49423279)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: Shimmering Fantasy-prone Business Firm Clown

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49422306)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: flesh dog poop

Aren’t iPods crazy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49421290)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Hairraiser Background Story Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49421701)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Aromatic Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49421719)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:59 AM
Author: wild stimulating bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49422505)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: adventurous senate dysfunction

sprinted here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49423235)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: violent stirring kitty corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49423280)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: bronze parlor

relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420751)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle institution dragon

i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brief, surface level conversations but things fall apart once i'm expected to carry a substantive social conversation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420801)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: wild stimulating bbw

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420952)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: green thirsty goyim

tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420754)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: soul-stirring crawly school

direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casually bring up the benefits of raising some other guys kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420758)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle institution dragon

i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member of the group.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420806)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: balding overrated shrine gaping

Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well...why don't you come over and watch the game and we'll have nachos, and then, some beer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420807)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle institution dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420951)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Rose vivacious brethren hell

wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont try to pipe rape his daughter, dont drive ur truck into his living room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420991)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle institution dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49421703)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: violent stirring kitty corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49423284)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: Aromatic Chapel

Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well known megapoaster on a racist chat blog for balding middle aged lawyers and that you hold some sway with this contingency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49421274)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Lime galvanic church coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49421291)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: grizzly associate



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Claret French Chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49421686)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: maroon mentally impaired forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49421770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: green thirsty goyim



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: buff hideous faggotry becky



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: Transparent Area Mood

they probably are unaware about the superior playing style of women footballers and how that makes the game more enjoyable to watch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49421287)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle institution dragon

How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prepared with my proofs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49421564)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Big Navy Son Of Senegal Shitlib

3 words: pepper thine angus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49423288)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: sadistic adulterous chad

You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimum 35” mud tyres. Set the tone early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49424851)