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Newsom's pretty good at this Twitter trolling - link

https://x.com/GovPressOffice/status/1963693102348354047 L...
Stimulating hominid
  09/04/25
OTH, he fucked Gilfoil
Chestnut irradiated dragon
  09/04/25
imagine the smell
Abnormal vigorous love of her life
  09/04/25
like you wouldn't
Laughsome Flatulent Idiot
  09/05/25
So I used to want Jon Stewart to be POTUS in 2028 but Newsom...
sexy double fault
  09/04/25
Lmao
Racy coldplay fan
  09/04/25
you also are really really fucking stupid. also jewish and ...
red fantasy-prone pisswyrm messiness
  09/05/25
you’re azn my man, and a closeted fag
sexy double fault
  09/05/25
it's pathetic and reeks of desperation he knows he's unap...
Indigo Goyim
  09/04/25
Why are posters acting like he's a lock for POTUS
Rambunctious Drab Cuck
  09/04/25
...
lemon crusty base
  09/04/25
Mocking is not mimicking, trumptard
purple abode background story
  09/05/25
I don't think even California Dems like Newsom. But I listen...
slate fragrant plaza laser beams
  09/04/25
he obviously knows what he's doing, he went like SF supervis...
chrome state french chef
  09/04/25
it's not like it would be the first time they voted for one....
slate fragrant plaza laser beams
  09/04/25
(marco rubio thinkin abt how dubya molested him)
chrome state french chef
  09/04/25
They voted for handsome birdshit silverspoon Biden
sexy double fault
  09/04/25
biden pretend to be a poormo, even though he made like 10m a...
chrome state french chef
  09/04/25
Also $10M during VP don't forget
Cracking Toilet Seat Juggernaut
  09/04/25
He's old money and knows the ropes
Magenta curious space death wish
  09/04/25
> i just dont think amerikkka will vote for a HANDSOME st...
Tan karate fat ankles
  09/04/25
this one actually his best yet, seems he decided to take the...
chrome state french chef
  09/04/25
"Register by 11/4 and get two free Newsom Steaks."
Stimulating hominid
  09/04/25
Agreed - this is a level of humor that libs have not reached...
mint fortuitous meteor
  09/04/25
This post is a little funny but not that funny
Electric up-to-no-good home black woman
  09/04/25
Key point is that its "a little funny" Most pr...
mint fortuitous meteor
  09/04/25
Farm Animals: "nffi" Colleen Wolfe @Colleen25...
Cracking Toilet Seat Juggernaut
  09/04/25
lol
Stimulating hominid
  09/04/25
I love the MAGA Farm Animal in the replies who thinks this i...
Sapphire lascivious gas station
  09/04/25
Cr. Personally im like 105 so enjoy condescending to 95iq tr...
purple abode background story
  09/05/25
This is what happens when a 90 IQ retard thinks they are cle...
Bateful canary national tattoo
  09/04/25
I love that libs think this resonates with anyone outside th...
lemon crusty base
  09/05/25
It's not FOR you, retard
Cracking Toilet Seat Juggernaut
  09/05/25
The guy played D-1 college baseball right? That’s all...
Aromatic station shitlib
  09/05/25
We do not deserve this man
purple abode background story
  09/05/25
this is extremely unfunny. if sealclubber were a lib, he'...
multi-colored stain den
  09/05/25
Newsom has way too much dirt to win the 7 swing states: Fren...
Electric up-to-no-good home black woman
  09/05/25
libs banned humor during Obama's second term. this type of s...
red fantasy-prone pisswyrm messiness
  09/05/25
it's horrible and unfunny. and the concept itself is stupid...
multi-colored stain den
  09/05/25
actually it's easy to deny it. it's terrible.
Indigo Goyim
  09/05/25
wrong. his tweets are hilarious. so newsom's nonbinary staff...
multi-colored stain den
  09/05/25
It's the authenticity. With Trump you actually think he's ty...
Rough-skinned piazza indirect expression
  09/05/25
yea and he zings the fuck out of people. this newsom shit...
multi-colored stain den
  09/05/25
he’s typing the shit out literally while taking a shit...
red fantasy-prone pisswyrm messiness
  09/05/25
Does this stuff land with anybody not on Bluesky?
soul-stirring factory reset button locus
  09/05/25
To be fair, Libs desperately trying to forcememe the idea...
Obsidian thirsty meetinghouse brethren
  09/05/25
Don't you get it? He's STANDING UP to trump with snarky twee...
Chocolate nubile selfie range
  09/05/25
To be fair, "Hashtag, Resist!!!" LJL brother...
Obsidian thirsty meetinghouse brethren
  09/05/25
Elon fangirl ultra online dork weighing in on what it means ...
Sapphire lascivious gas station
  09/05/25
bro the newsom tweets are retarded and gay and awful. you ca...
multi-colored stain den
  09/05/25
To be fair, Elon Musk is a fat autistic middle-aged dorky...
Obsidian thirsty meetinghouse brethren
  09/05/25
(post mimicking 60iq proles)
purple abode background story
  09/05/25
Didn't Harvey Weinstein fuck his current wife?
well-lubricated green mediation pistol
  09/05/25
Yes
Rough-skinned piazza indirect expression
  09/05/25


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Date: September 4th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: Stimulating hominid

https://x.com/GovPressOffice/status/1963693102348354047

Like the "hair gel application" course taught by Newsom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2most#49236750)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: Chestnut irradiated dragon

OTH, he fucked Gilfoil

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2most#49236767)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Abnormal vigorous love of her life

imagine the smell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2most#49237741)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:58 PM
Author: Laughsome Flatulent Idiot

like you wouldn't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2most#49239326)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: sexy double fault

So I used to want Jon Stewart to be POTUS in 2028 but Newsom is every bit as snarky, and I fear Stewart won’t be vindictive enough and intentionally hurt cons and red states like Newsom would, which is what the country needs right now. Newsom 2028

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2most#49236775)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Racy coldplay fan

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2most#49236953)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: red fantasy-prone pisswyrm messiness

you also are really really fucking stupid. also jewish and a pedophile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2most#49238567)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:59 AM
Author: sexy double fault

you’re azn my man, and a closeted fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2most#49238659)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Indigo Goyim

it's pathetic and reeks of desperation

he knows he's unappealing and a total failure as governor, so he's trying to mimic Trump. but there's only one Trump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2most#49236790)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: Rambunctious Drab Cuck

Why are posters acting like he's a lock for POTUS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2most#49236810)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: lemon crusty base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2most#49236837)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: purple abode background story

Mocking is not mimicking, trumptard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2most#49238563)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: slate fragrant plaza laser beams

I don't think even California Dems like Newsom. But I listened to his podcast a bit and he seems shrewd enough to be a competitor for POTUS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2most#49236812)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: chrome state french chef

he obviously knows what he's doing, he went like SF supervisor-SF mayor-LtGov-Gov... he knows (((who))) to kiss ass to get ahead

i just dont think amerikkka will vote for a HANDSOME straight birdshit who was born with a silver spoon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2most#49236821)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: slate fragrant plaza laser beams

it's not like it would be the first time they voted for one. we had two Bushes ffs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2most#49236827)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: chrome state french chef

(marco rubio thinkin abt how dubya molested him)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2most#49236833)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: sexy double fault

They voted for handsome birdshit silverspoon Biden

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2most#49236831)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: chrome state french chef

biden pretend to be a poormo, even though he made like 10m after VP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2most#49236834)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: Cracking Toilet Seat Juggernaut

Also $10M during VP don't forget

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2most#49237435)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Magenta curious space death wish

He's old money and knows the ropes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2most#49237574)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Tan karate fat ankles

> i just dont think amerikkka will vote for a HANDSOME straight birdshit who was born with a silver spoon

are we pretending that the current POTUS isn't even moar handsome, straight, birdshit, and born with a silver spoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2most#49237805)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: chrome state french chef

this one actually his best yet, seems he decided to take the risk doing this shit his team which is prob turd comedians will get better with time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2most#49236825)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Stimulating hominid

"Register by 11/4 and get two free Newsom Steaks."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2most#49236860)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: mint fortuitous meteor

Agreed - this is a level of humor that libs have not reached in a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2most#49237386)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: Electric up-to-no-good home black woman

This post is a little funny but not that funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2most#49237427)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 10:34 PM
Author: mint fortuitous meteor

Key point is that its "a little funny"

Most prior lib "humor" was negative funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2most#49237727)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Cracking Toilet Seat Juggernaut

Farm Animals: "nffi"

Colleen Wolfe

@Colleen25703211

·

4h

Yeah, that will be a flop. Dont fall for it. He will take your money and not deliver. Happens all the time here in California .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2most#49237432)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Stimulating hominid

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2most#49237736)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: Sapphire lascivious gas station

I love the MAGA Farm Animal in the replies who thinks this is real.

Goddamn you people are dense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2most#49237471)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: purple abode background story

Cr. Personally im like 105 so enjoy condescending to 95iq trumpmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2most#49238606)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Bateful canary national tattoo

This is what happens when a 90 IQ retard thinks they are clever while pandering to a 90 IQ audience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2most#49237739)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 2:11 AM
Author: lemon crusty base

I love that libs think this resonates with anyone outside their echo chamber

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2most#49237971)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:51 AM
Author: Cracking Toilet Seat Juggernaut

It's not FOR you, retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2most#49238653)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: Aromatic station shitlib

The guy played D-1 college baseball right? That’s all I need to know - he’s got my vote.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2most#49238548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: purple abode background story

We do not deserve this man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2most#49238557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: multi-colored stain den

this is extremely unfunny.

if sealclubber were a lib, he'd laugh at this shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2most#49238558)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:25 AM
Author: Electric up-to-no-good home black woman

Newsom has way too much dirt to win the 7 swing states: French laundry and cheating on his wife for example. GOP just has to run add showing worst parts of Skid row, Tenderloin and Floyd riots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2most#49238570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: red fantasy-prone pisswyrm messiness

libs banned humor during Obama's second term. this type of stuff is the downstream effect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2most#49238573)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: multi-colored stain den

it's horrible and unfunny. and the concept itself is stupid as shit. he's not mimicking trump, he's parodying/mocking his twitterpoasting. but whether you love or hate trump, you can't deny his tweet game is 180, he just has a knack for pwning the shit out of people in a couple sentences. so what the fuck is there to even mock?

this is what happens when your staffers are 22 year old bluehaired lib homosexual/genderqueer whatever. as you said, comedy was "canceled" years ago so these fucking morons have no concept of "funny" and they think the subject matter here is really resonating with people. it's just a complete failure all around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2most#49238590)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Indigo Goyim

actually it's easy to deny it. it's terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2most#49238611)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: multi-colored stain den

wrong. his tweets are hilarious. so newsom's nonbinary staffers are trying to mock something that is objectively 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2most#49238622)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 12:01 PM
Author: Rough-skinned piazza indirect expression

It's the authenticity. With Trump you actually think he's typing the shit out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2most#49238662)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: multi-colored stain den

yea and he zings the fuck out of people.

this newsom shit is embarrassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2most#49239116)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 7:09 PM
Author: red fantasy-prone pisswyrm messiness

he’s typing the shit out literally while taking a shit on a gold plated toilet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2most#49239791)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: soul-stirring factory reset button locus

Does this stuff land with anybody not on Bluesky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2most#49239301)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Obsidian thirsty meetinghouse brethren

To be fair,

Libs desperately trying to forcememe the idea that some guy who is LITERALLY mimicking another guy's successful and popular schtick is somehow "alpha," why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2most#49239307)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: Chocolate nubile selfie range

Don't you get it? He's STANDING UP to trump with snarky tweets. He's showing the country he's NOT SCARED of authoritarianism and he WON'T BE SILENCED. He is, quite literally, the face of THE RESISTANCE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2most#49239324)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 6:37 PM
Author: Obsidian thirsty meetinghouse brethren

To be fair,

"Hashtag, Resist!!!"

LJL brother LJL.

The sad thing is that I really do believe Obeezy is gay and retarded and dumb enough to genuinely believe these tweets are hysterically funny and extremely cutting. "Oh man, get him, Gavin! Take that, Drumpfth!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2most#49239711)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: Sapphire lascivious gas station

Elon fangirl ultra online dork weighing in on what it means to be “alpha” is 180, thanks for that babes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2most#49239365)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:14 PM
Author: multi-colored stain den

bro the newsom tweets are retarded and gay and awful. you cannot think they are funny or cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2most#49239374)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 6:31 PM
Author: Obsidian thirsty meetinghouse brethren

To be fair,

Elon Musk is a fat autistic middle-aged dorky tech bro who got a hair transplant and plays with spoons at fancy dinners...

...and yet despite all of that, he is also OBJECTIVELY 100x more alpha than Gavin Newsome on any meaningful metric in the modern world (large-scale international influence, real world power at the highest levels, global popularity and its attendant influence as a thought leader, repeated proven success within an extremely competitive field that actually matters in the real world, etc etc etc). Even on an animalistic physical level, Musk could probably wrestle Newsome into submission and then sit on him simply because Newsome has the build of a skinny gay twink. We won't even get into how Newsome's former wife showed him the ultimate disrespect by hooking up with the son of his biggest political enemy, or how his current wife publicly admitted that she cravenly fucked and sucked Harvey Weinstein for a career bump that never even materialized (and yet he chooses to remain married to her).

LJL, LJL.

Next up: "Ackkkkkkkshually, when you REALLY think about it, Newsome is ALSO way more alpha than Drumpfth himself!" *farts cum, adjusts buttplug*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2most#49239698)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: purple abode background story

(post mimicking 60iq proles)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2most#49239394)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: well-lubricated green mediation pistol

Didn't Harvey Weinstein fuck his current wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2most#49239380)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:19 PM
Author: Rough-skinned piazza indirect expression

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2most#49239389)