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Idiotic gaped windowlicker twinkling uncleanness
  07/02/19
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Idiotic gaped windowlicker twinkling uncleanness
  07/21/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
Idiotic gaped windowlicker twinkling uncleanness
  08/21/19
OH GOD, OH-
up-to-no-good macaca
  12/20/20
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Chocolate chapel weed whacker
  04/10/23
LJL @ poors
Boyish aggressive ticket booth
  08/21/19
...
high-end disturbing halford
  08/21/19
MFCR alert
contagious school cafeteria pozpig
  08/21/19
Prole tell!
alcoholic hyperactive hairy legs
  08/21/19
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unholy coffee pot stead
  03/06/20
the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you ge...
Hateful preventive strike
  08/21/19
Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on ...
Boyish aggressive ticket booth
  08/21/19
Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% int...
alcoholic hyperactive hairy legs
  08/21/19
emergency money
Boyish aggressive ticket booth
  08/21/19
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exciting emerald field
  09/01/19
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motley idiot
  03/06/20
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motley idiot
  09/10/21
hehe
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  09/13/25
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...,....,,........
  09/13/25
You’re poor
Talented rusted french chef stag film
  09/01/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
Idiotic gaped windowlicker twinkling uncleanness
  09/01/19
Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.
razzmatazz keepsake machete
  09/01/19
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exciting emerald field
  09/01/19
I just got one of these too FML
contagious school cafeteria pozpig
  09/01/19
As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balan...
Idiotic gaped windowlicker twinkling uncleanness
  03/06/20
How poor are you fuckers?
unholy coffee pot stead
  03/06/20
As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account bal...
Idiotic gaped windowlicker twinkling uncleanness
  12/20/20
There are some literal EBT niggers on this board
Haunting odious main people
  12/20/20
I make 170k with 15% bonus
Idiotic gaped windowlicker twinkling uncleanness
  12/20/20
I remember these. Now I get the alert when I drop below 2...
Flatulent sticky pisswyrm
  12/20/20
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM E...
Idiotic gaped windowlicker twinkling uncleanness
  09/09/21
I have like $40k in mine ljl
180 internet-worthy meetinghouse double fault
  09/10/21
great thread
Awkward rehab
  09/10/21
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ...
Idiotic gaped windowlicker twinkling uncleanness
  09/28/22
https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF
Idiotic gaped windowlicker twinkling uncleanness
  04/10/23
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Chocolate chapel weed whacker
  04/10/23
i love men
Awkward rehab
  04/10/23
Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan...
Idiotic gaped windowlicker twinkling uncleanness
  04/17/23
Your account ending in 0917 is below $0. On 09/12/2023 yo...
Idiotic gaped windowlicker twinkling uncleanness
  09/14/23
How are you this poor
razzmatazz keepsake machete
  09/14/23
https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk This one was special
Idiotic gaped windowlicker twinkling uncleanness
  09/14/24
Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out....
Cracking violet spot tattoo
  09/14/24
I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech
Idiotic gaped windowlicker twinkling uncleanness
  09/14/24
The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progre...
Idiotic gaped windowlicker twinkling uncleanness
  09/14/24
The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard®...
Idiotic gaped windowlicker twinkling uncleanness
  07/18/25
Your Access Account account is now blocked Please make a pa...
Zero Income No Kids
  09/13/25


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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: Idiotic gaped windowlicker twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2most#38472147)



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Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: Idiotic gaped windowlicker twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2most#38565666)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: Idiotic gaped windowlicker twinkling uncleanness

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2most#38719029)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: up-to-no-good macaca

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2most#41585134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: Chocolate chapel weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2most#46168171)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: Boyish aggressive ticket booth

LJL @ poors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2most#38719032)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: high-end disturbing halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2most#38719049)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: contagious school cafeteria pozpig

MFCR alert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2most#38719055)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: alcoholic hyperactive hairy legs

Prole tell!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2most#38719057)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: unholy coffee pot stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2most#39706257)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: Hateful preventive strike

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2most#38719122)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: Boyish aggressive ticket booth

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2most#38719172)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: alcoholic hyperactive hairy legs

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2most#38719188)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Boyish aggressive ticket booth

emergency money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2most#38719190)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: exciting emerald field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2most#38772520)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: motley idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2most#39706394)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: motley idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2most#43091968)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)

hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2most#49264499)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2most#49264717)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: Talented rusted french chef stag film

You’re poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2most#38772506)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: Idiotic gaped windowlicker twinkling uncleanness

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2most#38772502)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: razzmatazz keepsake machete

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2most#38772513)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: exciting emerald field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2most#38772800)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: contagious school cafeteria pozpig

I just got one of these too FML

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2most#38772547)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: Idiotic gaped windowlicker twinkling uncleanness

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2most#39706250)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: unholy coffee pot stead

How poor are you fuckers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2most#39706259)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: Idiotic gaped windowlicker twinkling uncleanness

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2most#41585116)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: Haunting odious main people

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2most#41585179)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Idiotic gaped windowlicker twinkling uncleanness

I make 170k with 15% bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2most#41585202)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Flatulent sticky pisswyrm

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2most#41585204)



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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: Idiotic gaped windowlicker twinkling uncleanness

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2most#43091044)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: 180 internet-worthy meetinghouse double fault

I have like $40k in mine ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2most#43091910)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: Awkward rehab

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2most#43091913)



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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: Idiotic gaped windowlicker twinkling uncleanness

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2most#45245721)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: Idiotic gaped windowlicker twinkling uncleanness

https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2most#46168134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: Chocolate chapel weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2most#46168176)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: Awkward rehab

i love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2most#46168149)



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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: Idiotic gaped windowlicker twinkling uncleanness

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2most#46197594)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: Idiotic gaped windowlicker twinkling uncleanness

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2most#46797731)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: razzmatazz keepsake machete

How are you this poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2most#46797738)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: Idiotic gaped windowlicker twinkling uncleanness

https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk

This one was special

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2most#48088138)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: Cracking violet spot tattoo

Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2most#48088162)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: Idiotic gaped windowlicker twinkling uncleanness

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2most#48088168)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Idiotic gaped windowlicker twinkling uncleanness

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2most#48088192)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: Idiotic gaped windowlicker twinkling uncleanness

The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is:

$0.06 for Transit purchases

$0.00 for Parking purchases

$0.00 for Micromobility purchases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2most#49111460)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Zero Income No Kids

Your Access Account account is now blocked

Please make a payment in the next 15 days to avoid account closure

Hi, ZINK. We wanted to let you know that your Access Account account is still overdrawn by $9.00. As a result, your account has been blocked and any of your checks, payments or other withdrawals will not be completed. Your account will remain inactive until you make a payment for the overdrawn amount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2most#49264493)