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Tips for negotiating severance? Notified today I am being laid off

Replaced by an AI program. How much severance do I need/how ...
rough-skinned poppy lay
  06/01/26
about tree fiddy
Exciting national
  06/01/26
Not helpful. Blocked
rough-skinned poppy lay
  06/01/26
120...
Exciting national
  06/01/26
Idk what’s your leverage
Laughsome Shrine Reading Party
  06/01/26
I can post publicly about the company's switch to AI and mak...
rough-skinned poppy lay
  06/01/26
Nice. Be sure to highlight this in your pitch.
Laughsome Shrine Reading Party
  06/01/26
So your company has exactly the same AI plan as every other ...
Hateful resort death wish
  06/03/26
Are you confused? Look up antifa
rough-skinned poppy lay
  06/03/26
Yes, DNC brownshirts. I'm familiar with them.
Hateful resort death wish
  06/04/26
You're not losing a career, you're gaining time to poast
Bearded bateful church building hominid
  06/01/26
...
Blathering Senate Crotch
  06/01/26
...
vivacious police squad
  06/01/26
*standing ovation*
irradiated home
  06/01/26
...
Scarlet generalized bond
  06/03/26
Ask an AI program how to negotiate severance
motley sex offender corn cake
  06/01/26
where do you live, work, and what is your name?
dull athletic conference
  06/01/26
You are the only person on this board who doesnt know all 3 ...
rough-skinned poppy lay
  06/01/26
if spaceporn/zurich didn't re-up their doxxing every half ho...
dull athletic conference
  06/01/26
Don't worry, I have no idea who this person is either. The ...
irradiated home
  06/01/26
same. RSF just accused me of making a veiled threat in his t...
Blathering Senate Crotch
  06/01/26
I'm surprised if he cares at this point. Amusingly, it's on...
irradiated home
  06/01/26
I have a few I can think of, SP is the only one from that li...
Blathering Senate Crotch
  06/01/26
i remember benzo's first name because RSFs zinger of Craterf...
dull athletic conference
  06/01/26
...
Electric rehab ladyboy
  06/02/26
you maed it
titillating slate theatre black woman
  06/01/26
If you're part of a layoff with many other people, their off...
Pungent forum
  06/01/26
I've done a lot of these from the employer side of things (t...
irradiated home
  06/01/26
It’s crazy to me that in states like Florida you can f...
odious nudist bawdyhouse party of the first part
  06/01/26
claim discimination bc u like sex with men for money
provocative space
  06/01/26
what job did you have
wonderful impressive stage
  06/01/26
PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE
Diverse sepia love of her life
  06/01/26
...
Nighttime mustard cruise ship son of senegal
  06/01/26
Get pregnant. Be openly flaming gay Publicly inquire if co...
yapping headpube
  06/01/26
Perversely, employees are incentivized to do this and be pro...
irradiated home
  06/01/26
Never too late to start!
yapping headpube
  06/01/26
Cant I argue that its always been obvious I am gay
rough-skinned poppy lay
  06/01/26
Place an unwashed rhinestone buttplug on your desk when you ...
irradiated home
  06/01/26
This. And put on a rainbow scarf/pin/etc tomorrow for AiDS m...
Flushed international law enforcement agency
  06/01/26
if you didn't take the right steps to setup your employer fo...
Aromatic University
  06/01/26
you should have AI working on a new gender you can publicly ...
dull athletic conference
  06/01/26
that stuff doesn't work anymore, if anything, tech co's are ...
Aromatic University
  06/01/26
...
Hateful resort death wish
  06/03/26
...
claret range dragon
  06/02/26
Not flame, I may be the lawyer managing this. If you’...
odious nudist bawdyhouse party of the first part
  06/01/26
I'm 35 but I am claiming to be gay. Why would I want another...
rough-skinned poppy lay
  06/02/26
Another two weeks of pay.
odious nudist bawdyhouse party of the first part
  06/02/26
Oh nice. I thought you meant two weeks of going in to work
rough-skinned poppy lay
  06/02/26
AI wouldn't have fucked that up
comical whorehouse wrinkle
  06/02/26
...
Marvelous pozpig
  06/02/26
...
Blathering Senate Crotch
  06/02/26
...
rough-skinned poppy lay
  06/03/26
...
Hateful resort death wish
  06/03/26
...
odious nudist bawdyhouse party of the first part
  06/03/26
...
Scarlet generalized bond
  06/03/26
ur options are limited: u can go out the door kicking and sc...
sooty sanctuary
  06/02/26
Fuck that. Nut in the ranch dressing and run around touchin...
irradiated home
  06/03/26
I thought you delivered cookies
Mischievous costumed degenerate
  06/03/26
wait two weeks
Marvelous pozpig
  06/03/26
...
rough-skinned poppy lay
  06/03/26
...
Mischievous costumed degenerate
  06/03/26
...
Hateful resort death wish
  06/03/26
...
odious nudist bawdyhouse party of the first part
  06/03/26
...
Dashing Clear Locus
  06/03/26
...
Exciting national
  06/04/26
(XO 2020)
rough-skinned poppy lay
  06/03/26
cookie delivery is dead
excitant trailer park
  06/03/26
I guess so if Ai can replace it
Mischievous costumed degenerate
  06/03/26


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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: rough-skinned poppy lay

Replaced by an AI program. How much severance do I need/how much can I get

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2most#49909894)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: Exciting national

about tree fiddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2most#49909895)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: rough-skinned poppy lay

Not helpful. Blocked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2most#49909897)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Exciting national

120...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2most#49909899)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: Laughsome Shrine Reading Party

Idk what’s your leverage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2most#49909898)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: rough-skinned poppy lay

I can post publicly about the company's switch to AI and make them a target of antifa or similar orgs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2most#49909900)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: Laughsome Shrine Reading Party

Nice. Be sure to highlight this in your pitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2most#49909947)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Hateful resort death wish

So your company has exactly the same AI plan as every other major company and you think that's special?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2most#49912893)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: rough-skinned poppy lay

Are you confused? Look up antifa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2most#49912915)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:53 AM
Author: Hateful resort death wish

Yes, DNC brownshirts. I'm familiar with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2most#49914622)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: Bearded bateful church building hominid

You're not losing a career, you're gaining time to poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2most#49909901)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: Blathering Senate Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2most#49910210)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: vivacious police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2most#49910271)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: irradiated home

*standing ovation*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2most#49910290)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: Scarlet generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2most#49914030)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: motley sex offender corn cake

Ask an AI program how to negotiate severance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2most#49909903)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: dull athletic conference

where do you live, work, and what is your name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2most#49909905)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: rough-skinned poppy lay

You are the only person on this board who doesnt know all 3 of those data points. For that I thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2most#49909910)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:14 AM
Author: dull athletic conference

if spaceporn/zurich didn't re-up their doxxing every half hour i'd immediately forget who both of them are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2most#49909913)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: irradiated home

Don't worry, I have no idea who this person is either. The number of names I've forgotten from this site is pretty substantial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2most#49910287)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: Blathering Senate Crotch

same. RSF just accused me of making a veiled threat in his thread when I pointed out he's outed; I've probably seen his name a couple dozen times and have no clue what it is

don't think I ever knew OP's IRL identity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2most#49910298)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: irradiated home

I'm surprised if he cares at this point. Amusingly, it's only him, SP, benzo, and GTO that I remember offhand. I know TSINAH's first name, but I don't remember his last one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2most#49910311)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: Blathering Senate Crotch

I have a few I can think of, SP is the only one from that list

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2most#49910314)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: dull athletic conference

i remember benzo's first name because RSFs zinger of Craterface Chris has stuck in my brain

and i remember CSLGs name because his Mr P branding WORKS. if i ever pour Tabasco sauce in my eyes while in LA, i know who to call.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2most#49910571)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:42 PM
Author: Electric rehab ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2most#49911694)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: titillating slate theatre black woman

you maed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2most#49909908)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: Pungent forum

If you're part of a layoff with many other people, their offer probably close to "take it or leave it." They're probably not considering bespoke packages for individuals. The only real way to change that is to decline the severance agreement and write a demand letter, if you have a colorable claim.

How many people got laid off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2most#49909935)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: irradiated home

I've done a lot of these from the employer side of things (that's the worst part about senior positions to me, because it's almost always management's fault, but they almost always skate free). And this is generally right for meaningful changes if you haven't complained about a coworker, supervisor, member of management, or had some other shit crop up (personal data being made accessible to others, reports of unsafe work practices, awareness of major skeletons, etc.)

But there's no harm in asking for a few extra weeks, release from non-compete (if subject to one that would make finding work difficult, vacation payout if not in a jurisdiction that requires it, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2most#49910301)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: odious nudist bawdyhouse party of the first part

It’s crazy to me that in states like Florida you can fire average employees in an layoff and enforce noncompetes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2most#49910609)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:57 AM
Author: provocative space

claim discimination bc u like sex with men for money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2most#49909963)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:08 AM
Author: wonderful impressive stage

what job did you have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2most#49909989)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: Diverse sepia love of her life

PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2most#49910262)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Nighttime mustard cruise ship son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2most#49910278)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:54 PM
Author: yapping headpube

Get pregnant.

Be openly flaming gay

Publicly inquire if company will pay for "gender affirmation" surgery

Self-identify as BIPOC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2most#49910293)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: irradiated home

Perversely, employees are incentivized to do this and be problematic about it from day 1. But it's too late if you didn't front run the RIF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2most#49910306)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:59 PM
Author: yapping headpube

Never too late to start!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2most#49910308)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: rough-skinned poppy lay

Cant I argue that its always been obvious I am gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2most#49910644)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: irradiated home

Place an unwashed rhinestone buttplug on your desk when you make this pitch. Can't. Fail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2most#49910681)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: Flushed international law enforcement agency

This. And put on a rainbow scarf/pin/etc tomorrow for AiDS month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2most#49910698)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: Aromatic University

if you didn't take the right steps to setup your employer for a wrongful termination, there's not much you can 'negotiate'

not sure what state you're in, but in california, if you haven't received any communication, formal or informal, that you're being terminated, you need to create a 'protected act' situation asap. that buys you at least a few months where you're hoping they term you and you can raise the claim against the company. if you have good prior performance reviews, etc, pdf all of that and it makes your case extremely strong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2most#49910579)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:35 PM
Author: dull athletic conference

you should have AI working on a new gender you can publicly adopt each week, so it will never be safe to cut you loose



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2most#49910585)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:39 PM
Author: Aromatic University

that stuff doesn't work anymore, if anything, tech co's are using ai to fire all the dei staff from the past 10yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2most#49910593)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: Hateful resort death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2most#49912928)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 9:39 AM
Author: claret range dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2most#49911034)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:46 PM
Author: odious nudist bawdyhouse party of the first part

Not flame, I may be the lawyer managing this. If you’re in a protected class (over 40) you can probably get another two weeks if you make it clear you’ll sign.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2most#49910603)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: rough-skinned poppy lay

I'm 35 but I am claiming to be gay. Why would I want another 2 weeks? I want cash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2most#49911224)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: odious nudist bawdyhouse party of the first part

Another two weeks of pay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2most#49911399)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: rough-skinned poppy lay

Oh nice. I thought you meant two weeks of going in to work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2most#49911645)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: comical whorehouse wrinkle

AI wouldn't have fucked that up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2most#49911698)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: Marvelous pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2most#49911701)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Blathering Senate Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2most#49911774)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:07 PM
Author: rough-skinned poppy lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2most#49912867)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Hateful resort death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2most#49912897)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: odious nudist bawdyhouse party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2most#49913418)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: Scarlet generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2most#49914033)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: sooty sanctuary

ur options are limited: u can go out the door kicking and screaming or u can leave w/o incident-- spare the histrionics and seek a reasonable settlement -- they have u dead to the right, so u might as well play nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2most#49911796)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: irradiated home

Fuck that. Nut in the ranch dressing and run around touching door knobs, printers, staplers, and pens all around the office after fingering your dirty anus. These motherfuckers need to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2most#49912880)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Mischievous costumed degenerate

I thought you delivered cookies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2most#49912872)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Marvelous pozpig

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2most#49912879)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: rough-skinned poppy lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2most#49912885)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Mischievous costumed degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2most#49912890)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Hateful resort death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2most#49912895)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: odious nudist bawdyhouse party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2most#49913420)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Dashing Clear Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2most#49914031)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 8:43 AM
Author: Exciting national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2most#49914422)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: rough-skinned poppy lay

(XO 2020)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2most#49912887)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: excitant trailer park

cookie delivery is dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2most#49912896)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Mischievous costumed degenerate

I guess so if Ai can replace it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2most#49912932)