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Neighborhood dad invited me over for poker and beers "with the guys" plz help.

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What ...
floppy goyim nowag
  11/11/25
have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i as...
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  11/11/25
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  11/11/25
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tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: floppy goyim nowag

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What should I be prepared for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420643)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: Sadistic Clown Hospital

have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420646)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: floppy goyim nowag

yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some of the tactics (e.g. bluffing).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420664)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Sadistic Clown Hospital

i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the beginning of the night to establish your dominance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420668)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Rebellious cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49421713)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Unholy Rambunctious Degenerate Space

Just tell some n word jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420648)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: honey-headed flickering giraffe

Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and some fuckin’?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420666)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: floppy goyim nowag

he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does that even mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420757)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: honey-headed flickering giraffe

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420882)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Angry bespoke filthpig

smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts

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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:33 AM
Author: glittery ceo



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Concupiscible friendly grandma library

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420982)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: floppy goyim nowag

Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49421568)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: stirring haunted graveyard police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49421769)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Painfully honest arousing gas station famous landscape painting

go, get drunk, come home late af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420667)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Deranged Cocky Coffee Pot Casino

Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road worthy bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420702)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: floppy goyim nowag

the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if i wrote bass lines for her songs and insisted on playing them for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420763)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Deranged Cocky Coffee Pot Casino

In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompany her on the upright bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420966)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Painfully honest arousing gas station famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420980)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: racy parlour

wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out your dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420711)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: floppy goyim nowag

is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wait for the other guys to get the ball rolling?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: shivering tantric psychic chapel

This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you can drop trou at will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420795)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: racy parlour

you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball rolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420895)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: bisexual medicated sweet tailpipe base

Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports news, celebs with big boobs, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420744)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: floppy goyim nowag

do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i just be like "so who caught the game the other night?" and let the conversation flow from there.

I have trouble initiating sexually charged locker room banter. I attended a meetup at a local brewery a while back and commented about wanting to have doggystyle sex with our sever in the bathroom. It fell flat and I was alienated by the group for the rest of the night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420794)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Naked Stubborn Jap Really Tough Guy

were you proposing that you top him or the other way around? sometimes you have to make sure these details are understood with a new crowd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49421684)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: brilliant dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49423279)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: Dull motley headpube

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49422306)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Outnumbered site

Aren’t iPods crazy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49421290)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: bisexual medicated sweet tailpipe base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49421701)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Grizzly Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49421719)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:59 AM
Author: Maize community account partner



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: avocado plaza queen of the night

sprinted here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49423235)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: brilliant dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49423280)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Beady-eyed sienna field

relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420751)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: floppy goyim nowag

i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brief, surface level conversations but things fall apart once i'm expected to carry a substantive social conversation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420801)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: Maize community account partner

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420952)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: Infuriating Institution

tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420754)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Mewling Fragrant Mad Cow Disease Trump Supporter

direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casually bring up the benefits of raising some other guys kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420758)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: floppy goyim nowag

i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member of the group.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420806)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Autistic rigpig

Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well...why don't you come over and watch the game and we'll have nachos, and then, some beer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420807)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: floppy goyim nowag



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: trip ebony factory reset button indian lodge

wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont try to pipe rape his daughter, dont drive ur truck into his living room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420991)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: floppy goyim nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49421703)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: brilliant dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49423284)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: Grizzly Roast Beef

Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well known megapoaster on a racist chat blog for balding middle aged lawyers and that you hold some sway with this contingency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49421274)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: glittery ceo



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle overrated dingle berry



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Sadistic Clown Hospital



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: stirring haunted graveyard police squad



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Infuriating Institution



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: Appetizing spot



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: Translucent Area

they probably are unaware about the superior playing style of women footballers and how that makes the game more enjoyable to watch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49421287)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: floppy goyim nowag

How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prepared with my proofs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49421564)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Obsidian fluffy coldplay fan

3 words: pepper thine angus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49423288)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Rebellious cruise ship

You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimum 35” mud tyres. Set the tone early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49424851)