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SWIMMING UPSTREAM: The Lost Memoirs of Meanest Fish and Mandy

An old classic. For context, this was posted about a week...
Flirting wine gunner
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Beta 180 double fault
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unholy abode french chef
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Plum national
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Chapter 1: "Summer in Moscow" _________________...
Twinkling motley pit ceo
  10/24/14
i too aspire to multiple properties
Big-titted copper roast beef
  10/24/14
pederastrian, mandy, and TMF sharing a kommunalka in zamoskv...
Twinkling motley pit ceo
  10/24/14
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Twinkling motley pit ceo
  05/22/18
TMF bump.
Twinkling motley pit ceo
  10/25/14
Ah, memories.
Purple titillating juggernaut
  10/25/14
b00r and pederastrian are in rus-SI-A right now, you guys sh...
Twinkling motley pit ceo
  10/25/14
Are they really? What ever happened to Boor? Did he go to ...
Purple titillating juggernaut
  10/25/14
not sure about b00r he mightve gone pumo pederastrian is ...
Twinkling motley pit ceo
  10/25/14
Does he talk about Russian weapons with almost encyclopedic ...
Purple titillating juggernaut
  10/25/14
yea, yep
Big-titted copper roast beef
  10/25/14
pedestrian isn't russian, he just moved there because he cou...
mauve toaster field
  10/25/14
Oh I think I remember that guy (pedestrian). He was a weird...
Purple titillating juggernaut
  10/25/14
180
bonkers queen of the night rigor
  02/19/20
pedestrian always struck me as one of those quiet racist neo...
Twinkling motley pit ceo
  10/25/14
He is clearly off but not like that. For one, he isn't even...
Purple titillating juggernaut
  10/26/14
pederastrian, how did you let TMF get away with this one for...
Twinkling motley pit ceo
  05/22/18
I thought hes in Ukraine
bonkers queen of the night rigor
  02/19/20
pederastrian moved to ukraine
stubborn magenta shrine
  10/25/14
This seems to be the worst time imaginable to move to Ukrain...
Purple titillating juggernaut
  10/25/14
Possibly the most brutal thread in xo history
aquamarine appetizing twinkling uncleanness state
  10/25/14
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Twinkling motley pit ceo
  11/14/14
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Twinkling motley pit ceo
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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:35 PM Author: The Meanest Yay! ...
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Very hilarious that there is a whole generation of XO noobs ...
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He’s still pretty uppity for a kike making less than a...
clear gaping
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MOVER AND SHAKER
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  02/19/20
Still love this thread
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Twinkling motley pit ceo
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OUCH
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Date: July 10th, 2013 11:40 PM
Author: Flirting wine gunner

An old classic.

For context, this was posted about a week or so after TMF was laid off from biglaw.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=938491&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#23587440)



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Date: October 27th, 2019 11:33 AM
Author: Beta 180 double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#39033139)



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Date: September 17th, 2013 5:25 AM
Author: unholy abode french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#24064925)



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Date: October 14th, 2013 7:26 PM
Author: Plum national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#24234033)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Twinkling motley pit ceo

Chapter 1: "Summer in Moscow"

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Date: December 2nd, 2008 2:55 AM

Author: Lara Croft (people use the scripture to say gay sex is gross)

No, I still think we will be rich. I don't expect 5-6 million, but I find 3 million to be a very realistic goal. And although that may not be enough to allow you to do anything you want, it is certainly enough to make you feel rich in most parts of the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=893105&forum_id=2#10448407)

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Date: December 2nd, 2008 10:42 AM

Author: TMF (The Meanest Fish, yo)

No, I aspire to nouveau rich. Nouveau middle would involve a McMansion in some suburb of a second rate city. I aspire to multiple properties (to both use and rent out), millions in the bank and in various securities, great car, great apartment in the city and a great villa outside the city, the ability to travel the world, eat a great restaurants, etc. But no, I don't ever think I'll have over a billion dollars (unless the dollar really, really depreciates).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=893105&forum_id=2#10448719)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#26580902)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:06 PM
Author: Big-titted copper roast beef

i too aspire to multiple properties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#26580945)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: Twinkling motley pit ceo

pederastrian, mandy, and TMF sharing a kommunalka in zamoskvorechye, why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#26580973)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: Twinkling motley pit ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#36102173)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 10:55 PM
Author: Twinkling motley pit ceo

TMF bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#26587082)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: Purple titillating juggernaut

Ah, memories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#26587134)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:05 PM
Author: Twinkling motley pit ceo

b00r and pederastrian are in rus-SI-A right now, you guys should have a moscow meetup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#26587175)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: Purple titillating juggernaut

Are they really? What ever happened to Boor? Did he go to med school? Did a female ever let him touch her?

Can't remember who pedestrian is. Other monikers?

Also, not in Moscow, so can't meet up with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#26587206)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:28 PM
Author: Twinkling motley pit ceo

not sure about b00r he mightve gone pumo

pederastrian is a russian dude but doesn't post much.

there is also a different extremely pro-russia d00d "something ARE COUNTRY" as well but he could be flame.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#26587378)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:43 PM
Author: Purple titillating juggernaut

Does he talk about Russian weapons with almost encyclopedic knowledge all the time? If so then that is Valen2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#26587548)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:45 PM
Author: Big-titted copper roast beef

yea, yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#26587578)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:44 PM
Author: mauve toaster field

pedestrian isn't russian, he just moved there because he couldn't fuck quality pussy in the U.S. without paying for it.

the other dude's name is 'ARE COUNTRY reptile' and he is actually russian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#26587563)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: Purple titillating juggernaut

Oh I think I remember that guy (pedestrian). He was a weird one. Last I heard he was living with a bunch of poor southern Russian roommates in Kimki or something (a Russian suburb that has a big mall that had like IKEA and the local ripoff of Home Depot).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#26587600)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:20 AM
Author: bonkers queen of the night rigor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#39616448)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:56 PM
Author: Twinkling motley pit ceo

pedestrian always struck me as one of those quiet racist neo-nazi russian d00ds IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#26587692)



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Date: October 26th, 2014 12:00 AM
Author: Purple titillating juggernaut

He is clearly off but not like that. For one, he isn't even Russian. For another, he lived with Southern Russian guys. I can't even put my finger on what his weirdness was. IIRC, he kind of hated Russia and Russians but had no job or life back in the US, so moved to Russia borrowing money from his brother or something. Then he stayed, but bitched about it a lot and still described Russians as subhuman and kept patting himself on the back for having a job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#26587721)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: Twinkling motley pit ceo

pederastrian, how did you let TMF get away with this one for so long

this demands a response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#36102178)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:21 AM
Author: bonkers queen of the night rigor

I thought hes in Ukraine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#39616450)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: stubborn magenta shrine

pederastrian moved to ukraine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#26587269)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:42 PM
Author: Purple titillating juggernaut

This seems to be the worst time imaginable to move to Ukraine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#26587535)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:39 PM
Author: aquamarine appetizing twinkling uncleanness state

Possibly the most brutal thread in xo history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#26587492)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 3:40 AM
Author: Twinkling motley pit ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#26714148)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: Twinkling motley pit ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#26919108)



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Date: February 2nd, 2015 12:20 PM
Author: self-centered stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#27235606)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 1:13 AM
Author: bearded razzle persian theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#31959674)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 1:26 AM
Author: Sadistic Corn Cake Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#31959715)



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Date: May 6th, 2017 1:40 AM
Author: Impertinent excitant sanctuary jew

bump4chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#33242954)



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Date: May 6th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: Sadistic Corn Cake Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#33247788)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: bearded razzle persian theater

Date: August 1st, 2017 5:35 PM

Author: The Meanest Yay!

Tcr. Where I work the real liftoff it's at director level where you get LTI (long term incentive) bonus. If I can get that (which would be my next promotion) then I'll be in Nutella range comp. It is also a tiny percentage of the workforce that is that or above.

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3690248&mc=193&forum_id=2#33898215

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#33900420)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: Trip territorial digit ratio nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#33900570)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: Mahogany Fluffy Whorehouse Hominid

Very hilarious that there is a whole generation of XO noobs that does not remember how hilarious TMF used to be when he thought he was a global up-and-comer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#33900568)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: chocolate personal credit line

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#39104675)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:24 PM
Author: clear gaping

He’s still pretty uppity for a kike making less than a 1st year living in a junkyard in NJ next to traintracks and getting topped by pit bulls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#39104698)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:13 AM
Author: Twinkling motley pit ceo

MOVER AND SHAKER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#39616415)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: duck-like spot electric furnace

Still love this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#34739291)



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Date: January 2nd, 2019 7:47 AM
Author: boyish carmine idiot trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#37511922)



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Date: January 5th, 2019 12:40 PM
Author: Frum big menage shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#37532331)



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Date: March 28th, 2019 11:46 PM
Author: Twinkling motley pit ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#38008344)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 2:11 PM
Author: clear gaping

OUCH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#38101817)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: aromatic arrogant codepig station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#39104691)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:09 AM
Author: Twinkling motley pit ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#39616406)



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Date: April 28th, 2020 11:31 AM
Author: Mind-boggling place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#40109035)



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Date: September 30th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Rabbi Nahasapeemapetilon (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#49313869)