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SWIMMING UPSTREAM: The Lost Memoirs of Meanest Fish and Mandy

An old classic. For context, this was posted about a week...
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Chapter 1: "Summer in Moscow" _________________...
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i too aspire to multiple properties
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  10/24/14
pederastrian, mandy, and TMF sharing a kommunalka in zamoskv...
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TMF bump.
mind-boggling turdskin field
  10/25/14
Ah, memories.
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  10/25/14
b00r and pederastrian are in rus-SI-A right now, you guys sh...
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Are they really? What ever happened to Boor? Did he go to ...
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not sure about b00r he mightve gone pumo pederastrian is ...
mind-boggling turdskin field
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Does he talk about Russian weapons with almost encyclopedic ...
Yellow useless brakes boltzmann
  10/25/14
yea, yep
Ruddy International Law Enforcement Agency Trust Fund
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pedestrian isn't russian, he just moved there because he cou...
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Oh I think I remember that guy (pedestrian). He was a weird...
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180
Diverse Transparent Jew
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pedestrian always struck me as one of those quiet racist neo...
mind-boggling turdskin field
  10/25/14
He is clearly off but not like that. For one, he isn't even...
Yellow useless brakes boltzmann
  10/26/14
pederastrian, how did you let TMF get away with this one for...
mind-boggling turdskin field
  05/22/18
I thought hes in Ukraine
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pederastrian moved to ukraine
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This seems to be the worst time imaginable to move to Ukrain...
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Possibly the most brutal thread in xo history
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MOVER AND SHAKER
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Date: July 10th, 2013 11:40 PM
Author: vermilion plaza

An old classic.

For context, this was posted about a week or so after TMF was laid off from biglaw.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=938491&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#23587440)



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Date: October 27th, 2019 11:33 AM
Author: Startling charcoal home wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#39033139)



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Date: September 17th, 2013 5:25 AM
Author: glittery therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#24064925)



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Date: October 14th, 2013 7:26 PM
Author: chrome bawdyhouse gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#24234033)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: mind-boggling turdskin field

Chapter 1: "Summer in Moscow"

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Date: December 2nd, 2008 2:55 AM

Author: Lara Croft (people use the scripture to say gay sex is gross)

No, I still think we will be rich. I don't expect 5-6 million, but I find 3 million to be a very realistic goal. And although that may not be enough to allow you to do anything you want, it is certainly enough to make you feel rich in most parts of the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=893105&forum_id=2#10448407)

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Date: December 2nd, 2008 10:42 AM

Author: TMF (The Meanest Fish, yo)

No, I aspire to nouveau rich. Nouveau middle would involve a McMansion in some suburb of a second rate city. I aspire to multiple properties (to both use and rent out), millions in the bank and in various securities, great car, great apartment in the city and a great villa outside the city, the ability to travel the world, eat a great restaurants, etc. But no, I don't ever think I'll have over a billion dollars (unless the dollar really, really depreciates).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=893105&forum_id=2#10448719)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#26580902)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:06 PM
Author: Ruddy International Law Enforcement Agency Trust Fund

i too aspire to multiple properties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#26580945)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: mind-boggling turdskin field

pederastrian, mandy, and TMF sharing a kommunalka in zamoskvorechye, why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#26580973)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: mind-boggling turdskin field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#36102173)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 10:55 PM
Author: mind-boggling turdskin field

TMF bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#26587082)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: Yellow useless brakes boltzmann

Ah, memories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#26587134)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:05 PM
Author: mind-boggling turdskin field

b00r and pederastrian are in rus-SI-A right now, you guys should have a moscow meetup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#26587175)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: Yellow useless brakes boltzmann

Are they really? What ever happened to Boor? Did he go to med school? Did a female ever let him touch her?

Can't remember who pedestrian is. Other monikers?

Also, not in Moscow, so can't meet up with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#26587206)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:28 PM
Author: mind-boggling turdskin field

not sure about b00r he mightve gone pumo

pederastrian is a russian dude but doesn't post much.

there is also a different extremely pro-russia d00d "something ARE COUNTRY" as well but he could be flame.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#26587378)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:43 PM
Author: Yellow useless brakes boltzmann

Does he talk about Russian weapons with almost encyclopedic knowledge all the time? If so then that is Valen2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#26587548)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:45 PM
Author: Ruddy International Law Enforcement Agency Trust Fund

yea, yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#26587578)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:44 PM
Author: costumed angry theater preventive strike

pedestrian isn't russian, he just moved there because he couldn't fuck quality pussy in the U.S. without paying for it.

the other dude's name is 'ARE COUNTRY reptile' and he is actually russian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#26587563)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: Yellow useless brakes boltzmann

Oh I think I remember that guy (pedestrian). He was a weird one. Last I heard he was living with a bunch of poor southern Russian roommates in Kimki or something (a Russian suburb that has a big mall that had like IKEA and the local ripoff of Home Depot).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#26587600)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:20 AM
Author: Diverse Transparent Jew

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#39616448)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:56 PM
Author: mind-boggling turdskin field

pedestrian always struck me as one of those quiet racist neo-nazi russian d00ds IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#26587692)



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Date: October 26th, 2014 12:00 AM
Author: Yellow useless brakes boltzmann

He is clearly off but not like that. For one, he isn't even Russian. For another, he lived with Southern Russian guys. I can't even put my finger on what his weirdness was. IIRC, he kind of hated Russia and Russians but had no job or life back in the US, so moved to Russia borrowing money from his brother or something. Then he stayed, but bitched about it a lot and still described Russians as subhuman and kept patting himself on the back for having a job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#26587721)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: mind-boggling turdskin field

pederastrian, how did you let TMF get away with this one for so long

this demands a response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#36102178)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:21 AM
Author: Diverse Transparent Jew

I thought hes in Ukraine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#39616450)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: Avocado exciting station deer antler

pederastrian moved to ukraine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#26587269)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:42 PM
Author: Yellow useless brakes boltzmann

This seems to be the worst time imaginable to move to Ukraine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#26587535)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:39 PM
Author: Very tactful judgmental chapel

Possibly the most brutal thread in xo history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#26587492)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 3:40 AM
Author: mind-boggling turdskin field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#26714148)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: mind-boggling turdskin field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#26919108)



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Date: February 2nd, 2015 12:20 PM
Author: heady godawful mad cow disease round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#27235606)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 1:13 AM
Author: bipolar casino twinkling uncleanness



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Date: November 21st, 2016 1:26 AM
Author: emerald territorial stag film



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Date: May 6th, 2017 1:40 AM
Author: Black Area

bump4chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#33242954)



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Date: May 6th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: emerald territorial stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#33247788)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: bipolar casino twinkling uncleanness

Date: August 1st, 2017 5:35 PM

Author: The Meanest Yay!

Tcr. Where I work the real liftoff it's at director level where you get LTI (long term incentive) bonus. If I can get that (which would be my next promotion) then I'll be in Nutella range comp. It is also a tiny percentage of the workforce that is that or above.

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3690248&mc=193&forum_id=2#33898215

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#33900420)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: Well-lubricated dull whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#33900570)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: provocative translucent circlehead stage

Very hilarious that there is a whole generation of XO noobs that does not remember how hilarious TMF used to be when he thought he was a global up-and-comer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#33900568)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: Autistic State Karate

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#39104675)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:24 PM
Author: Primrose medicated church

He’s still pretty uppity for a kike making less than a 1st year living in a junkyard in NJ next to traintracks and getting topped by pit bulls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#39104698)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:13 AM
Author: mind-boggling turdskin field

MOVER AND SHAKER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#39616415)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: Geriatric Parlour

Still love this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#34739291)



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Date: January 2nd, 2019 7:47 AM
Author: jade set cumskin



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Date: January 5th, 2019 12:40 PM
Author: Slate appetizing point regret



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Date: March 28th, 2019 11:46 PM
Author: mind-boggling turdskin field



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Date: April 17th, 2019 2:11 PM
Author: Primrose medicated church

OUCH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#38101817)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Hyperactive silver boiling water



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:09 AM
Author: mind-boggling turdskin field



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Date: April 28th, 2020 11:31 AM
Author: rough-skinned cruise ship



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Date: September 30th, 2025 8:43 AM
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Date: October 7th, 2025 1:31 PM
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