\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

fwd: urgent: can you jump on this? call my cell. thanks

...
cordovan national puppy
  10/06/21
...
cordovan national puppy
  12/21/24
...
Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e
  11/11/25
*calls cell, gets redirected to voicemail*
brindle center
  10/06/21
*texts back* Sorry missed your call. At dinner with a c...
cordovan national puppy
  10/06/21
*Opens email* *No attachment* "Hi. Sorry, I can't s...
brindle center
  10/06/21
*forwards 13 emails with dozens of attachments each, three o...
cordovan national puppy
  10/06/21
*Some docs are password protected* *Sends to IT, but get no...
brindle center
  10/06/21
i'm gay
Slate Lay
  10/06/21
Thanks so much, that worked. Will get this to you asap. ...
brindle center
  10/06/21
uh...kinda confused on how you know what MULTIPLE dicks smel...
Sinister jap rehab
  10/06/21
...
jet church building milk
  11/05/24
*hour passes by, 9 PM hits* *partner finally checks email...
cordovan national puppy
  10/06/21
...
Lavender weed whacker
  10/06/21
Jfc I’m triggered
hyperventilating brunch
  10/06/21
"Please don't forget to CC me on all emails, this clien...
cordovan national puppy
  10/06/21
*gets erection* "Ha! Absolutely. Would be great to w...
brindle center
  10/06/21
...
cordovan national puppy
  10/06/21
This was a nice therapy session.
Blue slap-happy national security agency
  10/06/21
...
Sinister jap rehab
  10/06/21
...
Sticky tan base legal warrant
  10/06/21
...
cordovan national puppy
  10/07/21
"Hey. About that fee splitting. When are you available ...
brindle center
  10/07/21
Sorry that I missed your texts and V/M. Where are we on...
cordovan national puppy
  10/07/21
Sorry, just noticed your bit about your mother mom passing. ...
cordovan national puppy
  10/07/21
Hello? It's 4:07 pm. Where are we on this??
cordovan national puppy
  10/07/21
*enters that out of pocket in the sky after consuming 5 5-hr...
brindle center
  10/07/21
Can we file Monday morning? I'd like to keep you on this mat...
cordovan national puppy
  10/08/21
Hi. Checking in. Thx.
cordovan national puppy
  10/09/21
Thanks for your help on this. I've transferred this matter ...
cordovan national puppy
  10/09/21
*Wakes up from coma* *Immediately grabs phone and sees 300 ...
brindle center
  10/09/21
...
hyperventilating brunch
  10/09/21
...
beady-eyed house idea he suggested
  10/10/21
...
cordovan national puppy
  11/05/24
...
cordovan national puppy
  11/06/24
PTSD triggered
Floppy bright field pozpig
  10/06/21
you guys lead a tough life. gilded cage and all.
bateful striped hyena
  10/07/21
...
cordovan national puppy
  10/07/21
...
Floppy bright field pozpig
  10/07/21
hesitated clicking continued to read anyway fuck my a...
doobsian azure sneaky criminal
  10/09/21
Thanks for reading!
cordovan national puppy
  10/09/21
...
cordovan national puppy
  11/05/24
...
Sticky tan base legal warrant
  10/09/21
...
aquamarine area fanboi
  10/09/21
...
cordovan national puppy
  10/10/21
...
cordovan national puppy
  10/17/23
...
cordovan national puppy
  11/04/24
Not a lawyer - do you get fired if you just ignore one of th...
Emerald toaster
  12/21/24
Lol
cordovan national puppy
  12/21/24


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: October 6th, 2021 8:10 PM
Author: cordovan national puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2most#43233453)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2024 2:36 AM
Author: cordovan national puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2most#48471695)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 11th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e ("One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece)")



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2most#49422161)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 6th, 2021 8:12 PM
Author: brindle center

*calls cell, gets redirected to voicemail*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2most#43233468)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 6th, 2021 8:14 PM
Author: cordovan national puppy

*texts back*

Sorry missed your call. At dinner with a client. Will call to discuss at 10 PM. Please read the materials that I forwarded you this evening and begin the drafting the TRO. Let's file tomorrow. Thanks for jumping on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2most#43233474)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 6th, 2021 8:17 PM
Author: brindle center

*Opens email*

*No attachment*

"Hi. Sorry, I can't seem to find the attachment. Did you send it? Let me know if you did; I can call IT. Also, hope the dinner is going well. I was going to go to have dinner with my wife, but I'll stay here. Thankfully her friend will go with her. Really nice place. I'll have to tell you about it.

Also, I called but was redirected to your voicemail. I'll text you next.

Thank,"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2most#43233494)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 6th, 2021 8:19 PM
Author: cordovan national puppy

*forwards 13 emails with dozens of attachments each, three of which are entirely unrelated to the matter at hand, all with zero commentary*

*sends separate email*

This should get you started. Tuning out now until 10 PM (very needy client!). THanks.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2most#43233508)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 6th, 2021 8:25 PM
Author: brindle center

*Some docs are password protected*

*Sends to IT, but get no response*

*calls partner but no answer*

"Hey. Can you send the password for the docs?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2most#43233549)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 6th, 2021 8:26 PM
Author: Slate Lay

i'm gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2most#43233560)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 6th, 2021 8:28 PM
Author: brindle center

Thanks so much, that worked. Will get this to you asap.

*wife comes home smelling of dicks and cigs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2most#43233571)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 6th, 2021 11:11 PM
Author: Sinister jap rehab

uh...kinda confused on how you know what MULTIPLE dicks smell like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2most#43234277)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 5th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: jet church building milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2most#48286057)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 6th, 2021 8:28 PM
Author: cordovan national puppy

*hour passes by, 9 PM hits*

*partner finally checks email after main course / before dessert*

Feel free to ask the client directly, no need to wait for me, thanks. Can we push our 10:00 PM to 8:00 AM tomorrow? Pitching this potential client hard, should get some business out of this. If you could have a working draft of the TRO ready by 8:00 AM tmrw that would be great, I can review before our call. Thx again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2most#43233573)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 6th, 2021 11:11 PM
Author: Lavender weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2most#43234278)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 6th, 2021 11:25 PM
Author: hyperventilating brunch

Jfc I’m triggered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2most#43234333)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 6th, 2021 8:30 PM
Author: cordovan national puppy

"Please don't forget to CC me on all emails, this client trusts you (bragged hard about you) but does want to know the relationship partner is involved. Thx.

If you knock this out of the park, let's talk about fee splitting down-the-road.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2most#43233582)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 6th, 2021 9:19 PM
Author: brindle center

*gets erection*

"Ha! Absolutely. Would be great to wet my beak a little bit. I'll def have the draft ready. Will start asap."

*Proceeds to ignore calls from terminally ill mother*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2most#43233823)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 6th, 2021 9:40 PM
Author: cordovan national puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2most#43233898)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 6th, 2021 11:09 PM
Author: Blue slap-happy national security agency

This was a nice therapy session.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2most#43234265)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 6th, 2021 11:12 PM
Author: Sinister jap rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2most#43234282)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 6th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: Sticky tan base legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2most#43234369)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 7th, 2021 9:25 AM
Author: cordovan national puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2most#43235591)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 7th, 2021 1:54 PM
Author: brindle center

"Hey. About that fee splitting. When are you available to talk about it? I left a voicemail and sent a text. I think Linda (your secretary) is supposed to remind you.

Anyways. I am flying out to my mom's funeral. I'll be out of pocket from 12-3pm (EST) but will otherwise be generally available. Should be back in the office by Tuesday."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2most#43236865)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 7th, 2021 2:33 PM
Author: cordovan national puppy

Sorry that I missed your texts and V/M.

Where are we on the revised TRO? As discussed this morning, the initial draft looked like a rush job. We really need to file this today - have we lined up late night secretarial coverage? I'm heading out of town at 5 PM for my son's college basketball game tomorrow, so please send the updated draft ASAP.

Thanks again for helping on this. Johnny on the spot!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2most#43237101)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 7th, 2021 2:35 PM
Author: cordovan national puppy

Sorry, just noticed your bit about your mother mom passing. I'm very sorry to hear about that. I wonder why you took this assignment on under these circumstances? Do we need to transfer this matter? Can I get the draft by 4 PM?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2most#43237106)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 7th, 2021 4:08 PM
Author: cordovan national puppy

Hello? It's 4:07 pm. Where are we on this??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2most#43237451)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 7th, 2021 10:08 PM
Author: brindle center

*enters that out of pocket in the sky after consuming 5 5-hr energies and snorting adderall.*

Meanwhile back in NY, his wife is getting plowed by the doorman DeMarcus still wearing his timerlands, as her phone vibrations are muffled by her screams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2most#43239121)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 8th, 2021 7:12 PM
Author: cordovan national puppy

Can we file Monday morning? I'd like to keep you on this matter but if you're overcommitted, please let me know. THanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2most#43243830)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2021 10:35 AM
Author: cordovan national puppy

Hi. Checking in. Thx.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2most#43246148)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2021 4:47 PM
Author: cordovan national puppy

Thanks for your help on this. I've transferred this matter to Associate Y. Take care.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2most#43247441)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: brindle center

*Wakes up from coma*

*Immediately grabs phone and sees 300 follow-up emails*

*Calls recruiter*

"Hi. We spoke a few weeks ago. You mentioned there were some inhouse opportunities available for someone like me. Are there any?"

Recruiter: Ohh yes. The market is hot right now. Let me see [proceeds to list practice areas that you're not in].

"Well...the thing is, I don't do any of that. I actually handle bet-the-farm litigation for F500 companies. I have some court experience too. I've handled a handful of depos too."

Recruiter: Ohhh..I see. Well. I don't see anything right now, but I have a great lateral opportunity with White & Case.

*Goes back into a coma*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2most#43247499)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2021 7:50 PM
Author: hyperventilating brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2most#43248125)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2021 8:58 AM
Author: beady-eyed house idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2most#43249832)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 5th, 2024 11:00 AM
Author: cordovan national puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2most#48286001)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 6th, 2024 10:08 PM
Author: cordovan national puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2most#48303631)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 6th, 2021 11:14 PM
Author: Floppy bright field pozpig

PTSD triggered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2most#43234287)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 7th, 2021 9:35 AM
Author: bateful striped hyena

you guys lead a tough life. gilded cage and all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2most#43235621)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 7th, 2021 9:41 AM
Author: cordovan national puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2most#43235643)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 7th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: Floppy bright field pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2most#43237143)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2021 4:53 PM
Author: doobsian azure sneaky criminal

hesitated clicking

continued to read anyway

fuck my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2most#43247459)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2021 4:53 PM
Author: cordovan national puppy

Thanks for reading!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2most#43247461)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 5th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: cordovan national puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2most#48286063)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2021 11:19 PM
Author: Sticky tan base legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2most#43248835)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2021 11:35 PM
Author: aquamarine area fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2most#43248915)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2021 8:45 AM
Author: cordovan national puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2most#43249812)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 17th, 2023 11:15 PM
Author: cordovan national puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2most#46949313)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 4th, 2024 9:05 AM
Author: cordovan national puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2most#48279421)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2024 2:36 AM
Author: Emerald toaster

Not a lawyer - do you get fired if you just ignore one of these?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2most#48471697)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2024 2:41 PM
Author: cordovan national puppy

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2most#48472891)