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Ohtani is basically baseball Jesus

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outi...
useless library goal in life
  10/17/25
He is lying about his height though
rough-skinned blue karate national
  10/17/25
he;s actually 6'4?
useless library goal in life
  10/17/25
Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was...
rough-skinned blue karate national
  10/17/25
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scarlet senate prole
  10/17/25
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red at-the-ready candlestick maker death wish
  10/18/25
Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore. ...
idiotic vivacious parlour
  10/17/25
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useless library goal in life
  10/17/25
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Twisted codepig
  10/17/25
Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan
cruel-hearted histrionic hunting ground
  10/18/25
Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the nor...
idiotic vivacious parlour
  10/18/25
lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look https://x.c...
idiotic vivacious parlour
  10/17/25
entire stadium knew it immediately
useless library goal in life
  10/17/25
A MAJESTIC BLAST
Galvanic Space
  10/19/25
He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today
Thriller stage
  10/17/25
Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.
Mauve Beady-eyed Toaster
  10/17/25
now he has a .960 ops, small sample size
useless library goal in life
  10/17/25
Best baseball player ever.
Mauve Beady-eyed Toaster
  10/17/25
And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about al...
Flatulent comical kitchen hominid
  10/17/25
What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family fo...
Mauve Beady-eyed Toaster
  10/17/25
yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read ...
useless library goal in life
  10/17/25
1.2M per year until he retires.
maize state
  10/18/25
This wretched city does not deserve him
Vigorous Canary Cuckoldry
  10/17/25
3 HRs, best athlete in history
useless library goal in life
  10/17/25
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titillating wrinkle messiness
  10/17/25
Off 3 different pitchers lol
Flatulent comical kitchen hominid
  10/17/25
10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6
scarlet senate prole
  10/17/25
He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.
Ungodly gas station
  10/17/25
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useless library goal in life
  10/17/25
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titillating wrinkle messiness
  10/17/25
There's still another inning for someone to really do some d...
scarlet senate prole
  10/17/25
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Twisted codepig
  10/17/25
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outnumbered mind-boggling wagecucks love of her life
  10/18/25
lol
lemon plaza
  10/18/25
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Trip digit ratio
  10/18/25
He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 mo...
amethyst razzmatazz kitty cat hissy fit
  10/17/25
tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo
useless library goal in life
  10/17/25
John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio ...
amethyst razzmatazz kitty cat hissy fit
  10/17/25
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useless library goal in life
  10/17/25
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red at-the-ready candlestick maker death wish
  10/18/25
:(
Claret hall
  10/17/25
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Disgusting electric property preventive strike
  10/18/25
He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymor...
Hairraiser dun abode internal respiration
  10/18/25
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Adventurous Rehab Sound Barrier
  10/18/25
I bet you would suck his dick
cruel-hearted histrionic hunting ground
  10/18/25
Japanese, champ
Passionate International Law Enforcement Agency
  10/18/25
i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd ho...
lascivious theater jewess
  10/18/25
...
Disgusting electric property preventive strike
  10/18/25
...
idiotic vivacious parlour
  10/18/25
no homo at all
useless library goal in life
  10/18/25
The Emperor is pleased
Passionate International Law Enforcement Agency
  10/18/25
If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than...
idiotic vivacious parlour
  10/18/25
Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him...
Chestnut dashing lay twinkling uncleanness
  10/18/25
stfu ZZZ
Burgundy chad
  10/18/25
is he rly zzz?
Cracking piazza
  10/18/25
...
Galvanic Space
  10/19/25
Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot
amethyst razzmatazz kitty cat hissy fit
  10/18/25
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useless library goal in life
  10/19/25


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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: useless library goal in life

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outing, hit that last one clear out of the stadium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2most#49357012)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: rough-skinned blue karate national

He is lying about his height though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2most#49357014)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: useless library goal in life

he;s actually 6'4?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2most#49357017)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: rough-skinned blue karate national

Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was in an elevator with him a few weeks ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2most#49357025)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: scarlet senate prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2most#49357114)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: red at-the-ready candlestick maker death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2most#49358564)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: idiotic vivacious parlour

Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore.

He’s what happens what a descendant of Samurais decides to play baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2most#49357016)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: useless library goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2most#49357018)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Twisted codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2most#49357137)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: cruel-hearted histrionic hunting ground

Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2most#49357852)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: idiotic vivacious parlour

Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the north

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2most#49358272)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: idiotic vivacious parlour

lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look

https://x.com/mlb/status/1979366343716802614?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2most#49357020)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: useless library goal in life

entire stadium knew it immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2most#49357021)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Galvanic Space

A MAJESTIC BLAST

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2most#49359755)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Thriller stage

He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2most#49357033)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: Mauve Beady-eyed Toaster

Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2most#49357038)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: useless library goal in life

now he has a .960 ops, small sample size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2most#49357098)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: Mauve Beady-eyed Toaster

Best baseball player ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2most#49357036)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Flatulent comical kitchen hominid

And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about all the right things. You can’t not love him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2most#49357049)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: Mauve Beady-eyed Toaster

What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family for the dude taking the gambling rap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2most#49357056)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: useless library goal in life

yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read the court documents, ohtani had nothing to do with that besides being a victim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2most#49357062)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: maize state

1.2M per year until he retires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2most#49358485)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Vigorous Canary Cuckoldry

This wretched city does not deserve him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2most#49357058)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: useless library goal in life

3 HRs, best athlete in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2most#49357096)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: titillating wrinkle messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2most#49357099)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:48 PM
Author: Flatulent comical kitchen hominid

Off 3 different pitchers lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2most#49357105)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: scarlet senate prole

10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2most#49357107)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Ungodly gas station

He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2most#49357116)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: useless library goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2most#49357118)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: titillating wrinkle messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2most#49357119)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: scarlet senate prole

There's still another inning for someone to really do some damage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2most#49357120)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Twisted codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2most#49357138)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: outnumbered mind-boggling wagecucks love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2most#49358494)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: lemon plaza

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2most#49358508)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Trip digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2most#49358517)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: amethyst razzmatazz kitty cat hissy fit

He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 months to train full time, the average pumo could do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2most#49357146)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: useless library goal in life

tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2most#49357148)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: amethyst razzmatazz kitty cat hissy fit

John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio type figure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2most#49357159)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: useless library goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2most#49357165)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: red at-the-ready candlestick maker death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2most#49358566)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Claret hall

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2most#49357150)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:19 AM
Author: Disgusting electric property preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2most#49357303)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:26 AM
Author: Hairraiser dun abode internal respiration

He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2most#49357308)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: Adventurous Rehab Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2most#49357832)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: cruel-hearted histrionic hunting ground

I bet you would suck his dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2most#49357844)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Passionate International Law Enforcement Agency

Japanese, champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2most#49358276)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: lascivious theater jewess

i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd homer where he hit it out of dodger stadium, that just made me want to suck his bruce lee cock, put some soy saue on it and wasabi and just sucky sucky until there's a hiroshima explosion (no homo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2most#49358277)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Disgusting electric property preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2most#49358500)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: idiotic vivacious parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2most#49358717)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: useless library goal in life

no homo at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2most#49358781)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Passionate International Law Enforcement Agency

The Emperor is pleased

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2most#49358280)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: idiotic vivacious parlour

If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than Dominicans

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/86/dd/b2/86ddb217d3182aebe7bad56ae8f32646.jpg

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fshohei-ohtani-looking-jacked-v0-lyhym99oqzla1.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3Da63c419f2b19bcc4c8d14fc24fa74d1438cfa791

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FsOfgFxaAAA9K76.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2most#49358556)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Chestnut dashing lay twinkling uncleanness

Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him. He is 31 and in 297th place in career war.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2most#49358661)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Burgundy chad

stfu ZZZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2most#49358814)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: Cracking piazza

is he rly zzz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2most#49358820)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Galvanic Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2most#49359756)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: amethyst razzmatazz kitty cat hissy fit

Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2most#49358831)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: useless library goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2most#49359746)