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Neighborhood dad invited me over for poker and beers "with the guys" plz help.

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What ...
Pearly provocative pit corn cake
  11/11/25
have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i as...
yapping business firm
  11/11/25
yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some o...
Pearly provocative pit corn cake
  11/11/25
i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the begin...
yapping business firm
  11/11/25
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Just tell some n word jokes.
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  11/11/25
Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and ...
bearded station
  11/11/25
he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does tha...
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  11/11/25
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Very tactful kitty cat
  11/11/25
go, get drunk, come home late af
Glittery legend
  11/11/25
Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road ...
diverse confused jew toaster
  11/11/25
the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if ...
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  11/11/25
In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompan...
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  11/11/25
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  11/11/25
is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wai...
Pearly provocative pit corn cake
  11/11/25
This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you ca...
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  11/11/25
you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball...
cerebral mood
  11/11/25
Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports new...
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  11/11/25
do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i j...
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  11/11/25
were you proposing that you top him or the other way around?...
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  11/12/25
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Aren’t iPods crazy?
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relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you
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Pearly provocative pit corn cake
  11/11/25
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french pocket flask weed whacker
  11/11/25
tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink
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i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member...
Pearly provocative pit corn cake
  11/11/25
Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well.....
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Pearly provocative pit corn cake
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Pearly provocative pit corn cake

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What should I be prepared for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420643)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: yapping business firm

have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420646)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Pearly provocative pit corn cake

yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some of the tactics (e.g. bluffing).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420664)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: yapping business firm

i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the beginning of the night to establish your dominance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420668)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: supple native travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49421713)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Drunken wrinkle old irish cottage

Just tell some n word jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420648)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: bearded station

Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and some fuckin’?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420666)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Pearly provocative pit corn cake

he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does that even mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420757)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: bearded station

https://youtube.com/shorts/nUNpNzU-2hU?si=6yRiGedGFVvgrfed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420882)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: maroon galvanic set lettuce

smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts

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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:33 AM
Author: Submissive Space



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: razzmatazz pozpig stead

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420982)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Pearly provocative pit corn cake

Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49421568)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Very tactful kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49421769)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Glittery legend

go, get drunk, come home late af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420667)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: diverse confused jew toaster

Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road worthy bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420702)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Pearly provocative pit corn cake

the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if i wrote bass lines for her songs and insisted on playing them for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420763)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: diverse confused jew toaster

In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompany her on the upright bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420966)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Glittery legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420980)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: cerebral mood

wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out your dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420711)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Pearly provocative pit corn cake

is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wait for the other guys to get the ball rolling?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: floppy territorial multi-billionaire

This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you can drop trou at will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420795)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: cerebral mood

you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball rolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420895)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: arrogant son of senegal piazza

Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports news, celebs with big boobs, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420744)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Pearly provocative pit corn cake

do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i just be like "so who caught the game the other night?" and let the conversation flow from there.

I have trouble initiating sexually charged locker room banter. I attended a meetup at a local brewery a while back and commented about wanting to have doggystyle sex with our sever in the bathroom. It fell flat and I was alienated by the group for the rest of the night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420794)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: racy flushed foreskin brunch

were you proposing that you top him or the other way around? sometimes you have to make sure these details are understood with a new crowd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49421684)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: adventurous preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49423279)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: cobalt mind-boggling incel main people

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49422306)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Metal Fat Ankles

Aren’t iPods crazy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49421290)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: arrogant son of senegal piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49421701)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Concupiscible international law enforcement agency bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49421719)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:59 AM
Author: french pocket flask weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49422505)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: anal dark knife

sprinted here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49423235)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: adventurous preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49423280)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: lake halford public bath

relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420751)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Pearly provocative pit corn cake

i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brief, surface level conversations but things fall apart once i'm expected to carry a substantive social conversation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420801)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: french pocket flask weed whacker

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420952)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: Pink aphrodisiac shrine partner

tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420754)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: plum church building

direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casually bring up the benefits of raising some other guys kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420758)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Pearly provocative pit corn cake

i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member of the group.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420806)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Fighting voyeur

Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well...why don't you come over and watch the game and we'll have nachos, and then, some beer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420807)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Pearly provocative pit corn cake



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: aggressive passionate candlestick maker church

wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont try to pipe rape his daughter, dont drive ur truck into his living room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49420991)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: Pearly provocative pit corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49421703)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: adventurous preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49423284)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: Concupiscible international law enforcement agency bbw

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49421274)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Submissive Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49421291)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: brass stimulating den cuckoldry



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: yapping business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49421686)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Very tactful kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49421770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Pink aphrodisiac shrine partner



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: slimy chestnut garrison ladyboy



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: snowy chapel stock car

they probably are unaware about the superior playing style of women footballers and how that makes the game more enjoyable to watch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49421287)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Pearly provocative pit corn cake

How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prepared with my proofs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49421564)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Histrionic faggotry

3 words: pepper thine angus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49423288)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: supple native travel guidebook

You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimum 35” mud tyres. Set the tone early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2most#49424851)