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GFs dogs anal glands leaked in my house. Smells like absolute death

Wtf I’ve never smelled a smell this bad in my entire life. ...
Bat Shit Crazy Piazza Therapy
  08/09/18
Before you buy a dog look up if the breed tends to have this...
Charismatic orchestra pit ape
  08/09/18
Just had this happen verbatim 2 weeks ago not sure if I poas...
Misanthropic motley haunted graveyard
  08/09/18
We watched a YouTube video about how to “express” a dog’s an...
Bat Shit Crazy Piazza Therapy
  08/09/18
Could be a diet-related thing My sister switched her dogs...
Maniacal swollen indirect expression
  08/09/18
Wtf man. And that smell, ugh
Bat Shit Crazy Piazza Therapy
  08/09/18
I'm assuming that with this dog, the feces needed to be a bi...
Maniacal swollen indirect expression
  08/09/18
It’s stronger and more pungent than a dead animal or skunk s...
Bat Shit Crazy Piazza Therapy
  08/09/18
OK, definitely never experienced anything like that The d...
Maniacal swollen indirect expression
  08/09/18
Why are you getting "up close" to the dogs anus do...
adulterous trailer park
  08/09/18
Yeah it’s these small rat vermin dogs that have it apparentl...
Misanthropic motley haunted graveyard
  08/09/18
Dachshund
Bat Shit Crazy Piazza Therapy
  08/09/18
you know what to do...
Misanthropic motley haunted graveyard
  08/09/18
i love dogs, but never again am i owning one. all the const...
Talented Navy Indian Lodge Azn
  08/09/18
I’ve owned and lived with probably 10+ dog’s before, all big...
Bat Shit Crazy Piazza Therapy
  08/09/18
Same.
spectacular brindle site rigpig
  08/09/18
Sad to not have a dog friend though
odious rebellious trust fund national
  08/09/18
...
Cowardly black mother reading party
  08/09/18
what exactly is this? is it diarrhea?
Razzle Chocolate Native
  08/09/18
Literally glands around the dog’s asshole that are supposed ...
Bat Shit Crazy Piazza Therapy
  08/09/18
holy fuck how do you not just execute your dog when that hap...
Razzle Chocolate Native
  08/09/18
animals belong OUTSIDE the house
Obsidian dashing bawdyhouse
  08/09/18
this LOL @ beast owners trying to explain it away itt. &q...
histrionic ruddy messiness
  08/09/18
most asian poast I've ever read jfc
Cowardly black mother reading party
  08/09/18
"Animals belong OUTSIDE the house. Unless being served ...
sepia embarrassed to the bone shrine hissy fit
  08/09/18
...
house-broken electric senate
  08/09/18
Fuck ‘em. You don’t like the dog? Then you can giiiit out!
Vibrant Hyperactive Tanning Salon
  08/09/18
stfu gook
Swashbuckling cuckold stead
  08/09/18
...
house-broken electric senate
  08/09/18
Cr
Flirting slippery mad-dog skullcap
  08/09/18
You belong outside the house. Dogs are people now and soon i...
Vibrant Hyperactive Tanning Salon
  08/09/18
Come on, he's not putting his GF outside.
exhilarant pocket flask
  08/09/18
XO becoming more and more prole every day.
spectacular brindle site rigpig
  08/09/18
SUMMON: jjj
plum pit international law enforcement agency
  08/09/18
dude that something the vet does during a routine checkup. ...
Transparent Autistic Crotch Office
  08/09/18
why didn't the dog eat it?
onyx galvanic mediation filthpig
  08/09/18
The dog needs more fiber
Territorial Library Giraffe
  08/09/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwWUmNUIGk
Soul-stirring honey-headed kitty cat
  08/09/18
Sick
Bat Shit Crazy Piazza Therapy
  08/09/18
She's blaming the dog, dude
Flesh rough-skinned address psychic
  08/09/18
...
razzmatazz bright skinny woman chad
  08/09/18
TI, OC, TCR
claret preventive strike
  08/09/18
Absolutely Devastating.
exhilarant pocket flask
  08/09/18
...
Saffron razzle-dazzle lay brethren
  08/09/18
...
insanely creepy internal respiration
  08/09/18
...
smoky persian milk
  03/15/25
...
self-satisfied and socially compliant
  11/20/25
fucking LMAO at petcucks with their piss & shit fetishes...
carnelian plaza tattoo
  08/09/18
...
Sable flickering police squad
  08/09/18
They are related to the scent glands in skunks and are a hol...
Vibrant Hyperactive Tanning Salon
  08/09/18
interesting
insanely creepy internal respiration
  08/09/18
dude, it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled. WAY ...
Bat Shit Crazy Piazza Therapy
  08/09/18
Vets or groomers take care of that if it needs to be done. A...
mauve area
  08/09/18
Missed the dog part in thread title on first read
sepia embarrassed to the bone shrine hissy fit
  03/15/25
birdshit problems
Roblox
  11/20/25


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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:04 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Piazza Therapy

Wtf I’ve never smelled a smell this bad in my entire life. Wtf bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36583449)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:12 PM
Author: Charismatic orchestra pit ape

Before you buy a dog look up if the breed tends to have this issue. If so, don't buy.

If you get a dog and it has this problem. Kill it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36588682)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:05 AM
Author: Misanthropic motley haunted graveyard

Just had this happen verbatim 2 weeks ago not sure if I poasted it

Was ready to kill the dogs on the spot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36583452)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:07 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Piazza Therapy

We watched a YouTube video about how to “express” a dog’s anal gland. Apparently it’s like two pimples on either side of it’s asshole that you press and the gland stuff comes out. It’s foul as fuck. Do all little dogs do this? Normally the dog smells fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36583461)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:11 AM
Author: Maniacal swollen indirect expression

Could be a diet-related thing

My sister switched her dogs food (to something that I think was supposed to be a bit more oriented to older dogs) and all of a sudden it had these insanely swollen (maybe infected?) anal glands

She switched it back to it's regular food and it's been fine since

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36583470)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:13 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Piazza Therapy

Wtf man.

And that smell, ugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36583478)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: Maniacal swollen indirect expression

I'm assuming that with this dog, the feces needed to be a bit more solid in order for it to regularly let those glands 'express' with ordinary defecation

I've heard that the smell of those glands is bad but I don't think I've experienced it myself. I saw the dog while it was having problems and it was super gross to see, but the smell wasn't appreciably worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36583508)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Piazza Therapy

It’s stronger and more pungent than a dead animal or skunk spray when up close imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36583537)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: Maniacal swollen indirect expression

OK, definitely never experienced anything like that

The dogs' glands were really fucked up though. It resembled a prolapse & couldn't stop licking itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36583555)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: adulterous trailer park

Why are you getting "up close" to the dogs anus doodikoff!???!!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36585409)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:12 AM
Author: Misanthropic motley haunted graveyard

Yeah it’s these small rat vermin dogs that have it apparently

I only fuck with large breeds and never knew about this shit until I saw it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36583474)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Piazza Therapy

Dachshund

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36583481)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: Misanthropic motley haunted graveyard

you know what to do...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36583485)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:06 AM
Author: Talented Navy Indian Lodge Azn

i love dogs, but never again am i owning one.

all the constant dealings with SHIT are just too much. i don't need this much literal SHIT in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36583458)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:09 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Piazza Therapy

I’ve owned and lived with probably 10+ dog’s before, all big. None of them had this problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36583465)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:13 PM
Author: spectacular brindle site rigpig

Same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36588692)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: odious rebellious trust fund national

Sad to not have a dog friend though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36583484)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: Cowardly black mother reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36584262)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:19 AM
Author: Razzle Chocolate Native

what exactly is this? is it diarrhea?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36583502)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:28 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Piazza Therapy

Literally glands around the dog’s asshole that are supposed to secrete when they shit, but sometimes get clogged up and get engorged and you have to squeeze them like a zit

https://www.dummies.com/pets/dogs/how-to-empty-your-dogs-anal-sacs/

Again, never seen this living with Golden’s, labs, spaniels, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36583533)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: Razzle Chocolate Native

holy fuck how do you not just execute your dog when that happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36583535)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:23 AM
Author: Obsidian dashing bawdyhouse

animals belong OUTSIDE the house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36583516)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: histrionic ruddy messiness

this

LOL @ beast owners trying to explain it away itt. "oh this NEVER happens, just a one-off thing."

this is what you get for sharing your house with a disgusting animal

PS your friends thought your house reeked of animal even before this happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36583540)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: Cowardly black mother reading party

most asian poast I've ever read jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36584265)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: sepia embarrassed to the bone shrine hissy fit

"Animals belong OUTSIDE the house. Unless being served for dinner."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36585375)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: house-broken electric senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36584291)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: Vibrant Hyperactive Tanning Salon

Fuck ‘em. You don’t like the dog? Then you can giiiit out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36585347)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:16 PM
Author: Swashbuckling cuckold stead

stfu gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36588718)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: house-broken electric senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36584293)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: Flirting slippery mad-dog skullcap

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36584370)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: Vibrant Hyperactive Tanning Salon

You belong outside the house. Dogs are people now and soon it will be illegal to prohibit them in the US from restaurants, planes, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36585342)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: exhilarant pocket flask

Come on, he's not putting his GF outside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36585361)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: spectacular brindle site rigpig

XO becoming more and more prole every day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36588699)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:26 AM
Author: plum pit international law enforcement agency

SUMMON: jjj

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36583526)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: Transparent Autistic Crotch Office

dude that something the vet does during a routine checkup. you're not supposed to do that in your house lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36583539)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: onyx galvanic mediation filthpig

why didn't the dog eat it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36583553)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:44 AM
Author: Territorial Library Giraffe

The dog needs more fiber

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36583569)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:51 AM
Author: Soul-stirring honey-headed kitty cat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwWUmNUIGk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36583588)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Piazza Therapy

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36584252)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:30 AM
Author: Flesh rough-skinned address psychic

She's blaming the dog, dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36584374)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: razzmatazz bright skinny woman chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36584386)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: claret preventive strike

TI, OC, TCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36585351)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: exhilarant pocket flask

Absolutely Devastating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36585356)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: Saffron razzle-dazzle lay brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36585360)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: insanely creepy internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36588678)



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Date: March 15th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: smoky persian milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#48749704)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: self-satisfied and socially compliant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#49446073)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:31 AM
Author: carnelian plaza tattoo

fucking LMAO at petcucks with their piss & shit fetishes, ANAL GLANDS "expressing"? LOL JUST LOL

jesus christ petcucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36584378)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: Sable flickering police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36584388)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: Vibrant Hyperactive Tanning Salon

They are related to the scent glands in skunks and are a holdover from the common ancestor of dogs and skunks. The smell is NBD get over it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36585338)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: insanely creepy internal respiration

interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36585385)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Piazza Therapy

dude, it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled. WAY worse than a skunk. It was like rotten fish mixed with shit, extremely pungent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36585386)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: mauve area

Vets or groomers take care of that if it needs to be done. Also, get high quality dog food. It makes for more solid stool that ensure the glands release the shit when they shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36588675)



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Date: March 15th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: sepia embarrassed to the bone shrine hissy fit

Missed the dog part in thread title on first read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#48749719)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Roblox

birdshit problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#49446165)