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GFs dogs anal glands leaked in my house. Smells like absolute death

Wtf I’ve never smelled a smell this bad in my entire life. ...
Hairless Gold Sandwich Ratface
  08/09/18
Before you buy a dog look up if the breed tends to have this...
Saffron Locale
  08/09/18
Just had this happen verbatim 2 weeks ago not sure if I poas...
Ultramarine theatre roommate
  08/09/18
We watched a YouTube video about how to “express” a dog’s an...
Hairless Gold Sandwich Ratface
  08/09/18
Could be a diet-related thing My sister switched her dogs...
Histrionic aquamarine range
  08/09/18
Wtf man. And that smell, ugh
Hairless Gold Sandwich Ratface
  08/09/18
I'm assuming that with this dog, the feces needed to be a bi...
Histrionic aquamarine range
  08/09/18
It’s stronger and more pungent than a dead animal or skunk s...
Hairless Gold Sandwich Ratface
  08/09/18
OK, definitely never experienced anything like that The d...
Histrionic aquamarine range
  08/09/18
Why are you getting "up close" to the dogs anus do...
Stirring cruise ship sex offender
  08/09/18
Yeah it’s these small rat vermin dogs that have it apparentl...
Ultramarine theatre roommate
  08/09/18
Dachshund
Hairless Gold Sandwich Ratface
  08/09/18
you know what to do...
Ultramarine theatre roommate
  08/09/18
i love dogs, but never again am i owning one. all the const...
twinkling trump supporter
  08/09/18
I’ve owned and lived with probably 10+ dog’s before, all big...
Hairless Gold Sandwich Ratface
  08/09/18
Same.
rambunctious trip forum headpube
  08/09/18
Sad to not have a dog friend though
Up-to-no-good racy meetinghouse
  08/09/18
...
Ocher Provocative Stead
  08/09/18
what exactly is this? is it diarrhea?
Sickened Free-loading Dingle Berry Mental Disorder
  08/09/18
Literally glands around the dog’s asshole that are supposed ...
Hairless Gold Sandwich Ratface
  08/09/18
holy fuck how do you not just execute your dog when that hap...
Sickened Free-loading Dingle Berry Mental Disorder
  08/09/18
animals belong OUTSIDE the house
Beady-eyed Stage Potus
  08/09/18
this LOL @ beast owners trying to explain it away itt. &q...
pontificating indigo pit
  08/09/18
most asian poast I've ever read jfc
Ocher Provocative Stead
  08/09/18
"Animals belong OUTSIDE the house. Unless being served ...
Cordovan aggressive personal credit line
  08/09/18
...
Obsidian Travel Guidebook
  08/09/18
Fuck ‘em. You don’t like the dog? Then you can giiiit out!
misanthropic property wrinkle
  08/09/18
stfu gook
mahogany blood rage
  08/09/18
...
Obsidian Travel Guidebook
  08/09/18
Cr
Boyish hot juggernaut den
  08/09/18
You belong outside the house. Dogs are people now and soon i...
misanthropic property wrinkle
  08/09/18
Come on, he's not putting his GF outside.
sticky harsh location
  08/09/18
XO becoming more and more prole every day.
rambunctious trip forum headpube
  08/09/18
SUMMON: jjj
chartreuse associate
  08/09/18
dude that something the vet does during a routine checkup. ...
Bistre turdskin
  08/09/18
why didn't the dog eat it?
Lime laughsome corner prole
  08/09/18
The dog needs more fiber
flickering base karate
  08/09/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwWUmNUIGk
razzmatazz gas station
  08/09/18
Sick
Hairless Gold Sandwich Ratface
  08/09/18
She's blaming the dog, dude
Passionate Snowy Knife
  08/09/18
...
Bright Thriller Laser Beams Menage
  08/09/18
TI, OC, TCR
galvanic affirmative action brunch
  08/09/18
Absolutely Devastating.
sticky harsh location
  08/09/18
...
Puce metal ladyboy
  08/09/18
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hairraiser dull tanning salon doctorate
  08/09/18
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Splenetic Office
  03/15/25
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Splenetic Office
  11/20/25
fucking LMAO at petcucks with their piss & shit fetishes...
Federal tattoo
  08/09/18
...
soul-stirring mint space double fault
  08/09/18
They are related to the scent glands in skunks and are a hol...
misanthropic property wrinkle
  08/09/18
interesting
hairraiser dull tanning salon doctorate
  08/09/18
dude, it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled. WAY ...
Hairless Gold Sandwich Ratface
  08/09/18
Vets or groomers take care of that if it needs to be done. A...
medicated silver preventive strike
  08/09/18
Missed the dog part in thread title on first read
Cordovan aggressive personal credit line
  03/15/25
birdshit problems
Doobsian dead legend shrine
  11/20/25


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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:04 AM
Author: Hairless Gold Sandwich Ratface

Wtf I’ve never smelled a smell this bad in my entire life. Wtf bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36583449)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:12 PM
Author: Saffron Locale

Before you buy a dog look up if the breed tends to have this issue. If so, don't buy.

If you get a dog and it has this problem. Kill it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36588682)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:05 AM
Author: Ultramarine theatre roommate

Just had this happen verbatim 2 weeks ago not sure if I poasted it

Was ready to kill the dogs on the spot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36583452)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:07 AM
Author: Hairless Gold Sandwich Ratface

We watched a YouTube video about how to “express” a dog’s anal gland. Apparently it’s like two pimples on either side of it’s asshole that you press and the gland stuff comes out. It’s foul as fuck. Do all little dogs do this? Normally the dog smells fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36583461)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:11 AM
Author: Histrionic aquamarine range

Could be a diet-related thing

My sister switched her dogs food (to something that I think was supposed to be a bit more oriented to older dogs) and all of a sudden it had these insanely swollen (maybe infected?) anal glands

She switched it back to it's regular food and it's been fine since

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36583470)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:13 AM
Author: Hairless Gold Sandwich Ratface

Wtf man.

And that smell, ugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36583478)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: Histrionic aquamarine range

I'm assuming that with this dog, the feces needed to be a bit more solid in order for it to regularly let those glands 'express' with ordinary defecation

I've heard that the smell of those glands is bad but I don't think I've experienced it myself. I saw the dog while it was having problems and it was super gross to see, but the smell wasn't appreciably worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36583508)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: Hairless Gold Sandwich Ratface

It’s stronger and more pungent than a dead animal or skunk spray when up close imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36583537)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: Histrionic aquamarine range

OK, definitely never experienced anything like that

The dogs' glands were really fucked up though. It resembled a prolapse & couldn't stop licking itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36583555)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: Stirring cruise ship sex offender

Why are you getting "up close" to the dogs anus doodikoff!???!!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36585409)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:12 AM
Author: Ultramarine theatre roommate

Yeah it’s these small rat vermin dogs that have it apparently

I only fuck with large breeds and never knew about this shit until I saw it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36583474)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: Hairless Gold Sandwich Ratface

Dachshund

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36583481)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: Ultramarine theatre roommate

you know what to do...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36583485)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:06 AM
Author: twinkling trump supporter

i love dogs, but never again am i owning one.

all the constant dealings with SHIT are just too much. i don't need this much literal SHIT in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36583458)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:09 AM
Author: Hairless Gold Sandwich Ratface

I’ve owned and lived with probably 10+ dog’s before, all big. None of them had this problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36583465)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:13 PM
Author: rambunctious trip forum headpube

Same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36588692)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good racy meetinghouse

Sad to not have a dog friend though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36583484)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: Ocher Provocative Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36584262)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:19 AM
Author: Sickened Free-loading Dingle Berry Mental Disorder

what exactly is this? is it diarrhea?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36583502)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:28 AM
Author: Hairless Gold Sandwich Ratface

Literally glands around the dog’s asshole that are supposed to secrete when they shit, but sometimes get clogged up and get engorged and you have to squeeze them like a zit

https://www.dummies.com/pets/dogs/how-to-empty-your-dogs-anal-sacs/

Again, never seen this living with Golden’s, labs, spaniels, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36583533)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: Sickened Free-loading Dingle Berry Mental Disorder

holy fuck how do you not just execute your dog when that happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36583535)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:23 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Stage Potus

animals belong OUTSIDE the house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36583516)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: pontificating indigo pit

this

LOL @ beast owners trying to explain it away itt. "oh this NEVER happens, just a one-off thing."

this is what you get for sharing your house with a disgusting animal

PS your friends thought your house reeked of animal even before this happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36583540)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: Ocher Provocative Stead

most asian poast I've ever read jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36584265)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: Cordovan aggressive personal credit line

"Animals belong OUTSIDE the house. Unless being served for dinner."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36585375)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: Obsidian Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36584291)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: misanthropic property wrinkle

Fuck ‘em. You don’t like the dog? Then you can giiiit out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36585347)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:16 PM
Author: mahogany blood rage

stfu gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36588718)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: Obsidian Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36584293)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: Boyish hot juggernaut den

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36584370)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: misanthropic property wrinkle

You belong outside the house. Dogs are people now and soon it will be illegal to prohibit them in the US from restaurants, planes, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36585342)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: sticky harsh location

Come on, he's not putting his GF outside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36585361)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: rambunctious trip forum headpube

XO becoming more and more prole every day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36588699)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:26 AM
Author: chartreuse associate

SUMMON: jjj

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36583526)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: Bistre turdskin

dude that something the vet does during a routine checkup. you're not supposed to do that in your house lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36583539)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: Lime laughsome corner prole

why didn't the dog eat it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36583553)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:44 AM
Author: flickering base karate

The dog needs more fiber

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36583569)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:51 AM
Author: razzmatazz gas station

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwWUmNUIGk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36583588)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: Hairless Gold Sandwich Ratface

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36584252)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:30 AM
Author: Passionate Snowy Knife

She's blaming the dog, dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36584374)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: Bright Thriller Laser Beams Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36584386)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: galvanic affirmative action brunch

TI, OC, TCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36585351)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: sticky harsh location

Absolutely Devastating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36585356)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: Puce metal ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36585360)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: hairraiser dull tanning salon doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36588678)



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Date: March 15th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Splenetic Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#48749704)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: Splenetic Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#49446073)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:31 AM
Author: Federal tattoo

fucking LMAO at petcucks with their piss & shit fetishes, ANAL GLANDS "expressing"? LOL JUST LOL

jesus christ petcucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36584378)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: soul-stirring mint space double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36584388)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: misanthropic property wrinkle

They are related to the scent glands in skunks and are a holdover from the common ancestor of dogs and skunks. The smell is NBD get over it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36585338)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: hairraiser dull tanning salon doctorate

interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36585385)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: Hairless Gold Sandwich Ratface

dude, it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled. WAY worse than a skunk. It was like rotten fish mixed with shit, extremely pungent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36585386)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: medicated silver preventive strike

Vets or groomers take care of that if it needs to be done. Also, get high quality dog food. It makes for more solid stool that ensure the glands release the shit when they shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#36588675)



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Date: March 15th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Cordovan aggressive personal credit line

Missed the dog part in thread title on first read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#48749719)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Doobsian dead legend shrine

birdshit problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2most#49446165)