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😍A day in the life of President Newsom's America😍

8:05 AM: You wake up alone. Your wife left you two months ag...
Fragrant Philosopher-king
  07/19/24
I live like this now
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  07/19/24
This will be bumped countless times when he announces his Pr...
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Hyperactive Pistol Associate
  07/19/24
*in the next week
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Mildly autistic walnut kitty cat
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libs maf!
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NM is back
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God I hope so
Mildly autistic walnut kitty cat
  07/19/24
His love is with us always, brother.
Fragrant Philosopher-king
  07/19/24
He poasted yesterday iirc
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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:34 PM
Author: Fragrant Philosopher-king

8:05 AM: You wake up alone. Your wife left you two months ago because your social credit score dropped below 500 after you misgendered someone at the grocery store. She couldn't deal with the shame.

8:30 AM: After getting dressed you head to the kitchen and start making yourself breakfast. You instinctively beckon "kids, get up, time for school," before stopping yourself. The government took them last week. Your son told his radically inclusive teacher, Mrx. Sunburst, that he identified as a girl (he finally cracked under the peer pressure) and that his dad would be mad. Per President Newsom's new "Protect Our Youth" law, they were swiftly removed from your custody and taken to a state run communal dorm for trans kids.

You choke back tears and remain composed when you remember that any display of anger would trigger Alexa to further reduce your social score.

8:50 AM: You get in your car to head to work. Combustion engines have been banned and Tesla was shut down by state for subversive thought, so you take your shitty Prius.

10:00 AM: You're brought to a conference room at work and told that you won't be promoted until you improve your social score. The easiest way to do this is to increase your monthly tithe to the National Reparations Fund. You up it to 15%.

12:30 PM: You decide to walk around the block to get lunch but you're mugged. This has become a common occurence after President Newsom instituted a nationwide ban on prosecuting low level street crimes. In the scuffle, you push the mugger. A police officer runs to the scene and issues you a $500 ticket for vigilantism.

5:45 PM: You drive home to your empty house and make dinner. Meat protein is subject to a 50% tax, and given your 60% effective income tax rate and 15% tithe to the National Reparations Fund, you instead eat a bowl of fried cockroaches.

10:00 PM: You fall asleep and dream of dying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2most#47866498)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:37 PM
Author: red irradiated gas station

I live like this now

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: Dun bearded useless brakes legend



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Date: July 19th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: claret bbw organic girlfriend

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Date: July 19th, 2024 4:47 PM
Author: Titillating sable dog poop



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:08 PM
Author: fighting heaven black woman



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Juan Eighty



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: coral sneaky criminal

loling that you actually wrote all that out and thought it was a good use of your time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2most#47866519)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: godawful legal warrant doctorate

This will be bumped countless times when he announces his Presidential run in the next decade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2most#47866532)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: Hyperactive Pistol Associate



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Date: July 21st, 2024 2:08 PM
Author: Fragrant Philosopher-king

*in the next week

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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Mildly autistic walnut kitty cat



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:16 PM
Author: cerebral mint fanboi

libs maf!

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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:32 PM
Author: aphrodisiac site hunting ground



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Date: July 20th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: supple preventive strike



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Date: July 19th, 2024 8:02 PM
Author: slate parlor quadroon

Unfortunately you must not know how this places works. This is outlandish fiction. Treasonous thought. Tongue in cheek? Prophecy? Come back and see. When I read this tread. Full of dread. Knowing the first time would be the first of fifty. (Hello to me at #48!). This will be true. He is the scriptwriter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2most#47868571)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:40 PM
Author: Hyperactive Pistol Associate

3:00 AM: An illegally flexible Newsom slides into the crack in your doorframe and stands over your sleeping carcass with a look of an emperor's bemusement, peppered with a divine pity not known to the world of men since the days of the true saints. His prehensile tongue flickers out and caresses the sweaty pores on your face briefly, before his cartilaginous skeleton flattens in on itself and exits through the window. You have been marked. You are chosen. Deep in your slumber, you dream of a crimson wind scattering over an blasted land of ash and smoke. Thousands cheer your name as you sail down a river of blood, at the helm of a Persian pleasure barge decadent enough to make Cyrus the Great blush. You awake briefly and feel something has changed. You return to sleep, and the next day begins anew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2most#47866523)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: cracking disgusting stain



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: cerebral mint fanboi



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:44 PM
Author: charismatic gay market



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:45 PM
Author: godawful legal warrant doctorate



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: Wonderful Public Bath Macaca



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:48 PM
Author: Insane half-breed

NM is back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2most#47866565)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Mildly autistic walnut kitty cat

God I hope so

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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: Fragrant Philosopher-king

His love is with us always, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2most#47866750)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: Hyperactive Pistol Associate

He poasted yesterday iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2most#47866753)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: Talented Hospital



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:54 PM
Author: Fragrant Philosopher-king



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:03 PM
Author: Avocado Out-of-control Hall



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:37 PM
Author: Razzmatazz international law enforcement agency internal respiration



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: big splenetic partner gaping



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:07 PM
Author: vivacious bistre lodge stock car



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:15 PM
Author: Medicated pink native kitty



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:16 PM
Author: Bipolar mind-boggling new version shrine



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Date: July 19th, 2024 6:56 PM
Author: stimulating hell



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Date: February 4th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Hyperactive Pistol Associate



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: consumptive good



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: gibberish (?)

Wow

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: cerebral mint fanboi



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:44 PM
Author: charismatic gay market



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: charismatic gay market

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: Insane half-breed



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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:40 PM
Author: cordovan orchestra pit mediation

Pics?

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: Insane half-breed



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: Beta Church Building



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: big splenetic partner gaping



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Date: July 19th, 2024 2:45 PM
Author: big splenetic partner gaping



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Date: July 19th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Cyan theater



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Date: July 19th, 2024 4:46 PM
Author: citrine ceo jewess



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:09 PM
Author: talking step-uncle's house

Lmao. Do you make Wojak YouTube vids in your spare time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2most#47867866)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:58 PM
Author: Hyperactive Pistol Associate

OP is the terrorist pumping out those wojak with fat chick .jpgs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2most#47868115)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:12 PM
Author: aromatic sick codepig



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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:42 PM
Author: cordovan orchestra pit mediation

4:50 P.M. you change your work computer wallpaper to a picture of a shirtless Newsome reenacting the Kirk Cousins "You Like That" complete with chains and surrounding muscled Blacks after hearing a rumor it can improve your Social Credit Score.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2most#47868540)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 8:20 PM
Author: cracking disgusting stain

convenient, what with me already planning to do that for unrelated reasons and all

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Date: July 20th, 2024 9:42 AM
Author: Fragrant Philosopher-king



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Date: July 20th, 2024 4:08 PM
Author: Hyperactive Pistol Associate



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Date: July 21st, 2024 2:08 PM
Author: Fragrant Philosopher-king



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