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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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emerald legend roast beef
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
concupiscible primrose senate
  08/28/25
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emerald legend roast beef
  08/28/25
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Henna Tattoo
  08/28/25
that's it?
Shivering tantric gaming laptop feces
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
emerald legend roast beef
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
Disgusting dashing plaza
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
Shivering tantric gaming laptop feces
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
beady-eyed insane meetinghouse ceo
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
Appetizing property sex offender
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
beady-eyed insane meetinghouse ceo
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
Appetizing property sex offender
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
beady-eyed insane meetinghouse ceo
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
Appetizing property sex offender
  09/12/25
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lfo
  10/28/25
Haha wow
lavender sticky jew menage
  08/28/25
Happy?
Ocher vigorous locale pisswyrm
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
lavender sticky jew menage
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
beady-eyed insane meetinghouse ceo
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
Henna Tattoo
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
beady-eyed insane meetinghouse ceo
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
Henna Tattoo
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
Zombie-like International Law Enforcement Agency
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
razzle gay wizard garrison
  08/28/25
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peach church building people who are hurt
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
lascivious misanthropic native
  08/29/25
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pearly abusive church telephone
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
startled home scourge upon the earth
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
Drab unhinged parlour
  08/29/25
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peach church building people who are hurt
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
nudist glassy sandwich trailer park
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
Drab unhinged parlour
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
Appetizing property sex offender
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
Spectacular spruce kitty persian
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
beady-eyed insane meetinghouse ceo
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
lavender sticky jew menage
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
startled home scourge upon the earth
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
beady-eyed insane meetinghouse ceo
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
Bat shit crazy heaven
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
crawly chocolate factory reset button athletic conference
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
lavender sticky jew menage
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
Henna Tattoo
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
beady-eyed insane meetinghouse ceo
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
Drab unhinged parlour
  09/01/25
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beady-eyed insane meetinghouse ceo
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
Drab unhinged parlour
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
beady-eyed insane meetinghouse ceo
  09/01/25
Lolololol
Ocher vigorous locale pisswyrm
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
lavender sticky jew menage
  09/01/25
?
Appetizing property sex offender
  09/12/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
mind-boggling fiercely-loyal kitty cat wrinkle
  09/01/25
Fuck you
lavender sticky jew menage
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
beady-eyed insane meetinghouse ceo
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
Appetizing property sex offender
  09/12/25
Yes
beady-eyed insane meetinghouse ceo
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
Appetizing property sex offender
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
Appetizing property sex offender
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
emerald legend roast beef
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: emerald legend roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49219929)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: concupiscible primrose senate

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: emerald legend roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49219934)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: Henna Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49220268)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Shivering tantric gaming laptop feces

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: emerald legend roast beef

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Disgusting dashing plaza

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Shivering tantric gaming laptop feces

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: beady-eyed insane meetinghouse ceo

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: Appetizing property sex offender

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: beady-eyed insane meetinghouse ceo

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Appetizing property sex offender

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: beady-eyed insane meetinghouse ceo

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Appetizing property sex offender

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49381541)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: lavender sticky jew menage

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Ocher vigorous locale pisswyrm

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: lavender sticky jew menage

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: beady-eyed insane meetinghouse ceo

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: Henna Tattoo

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: beady-eyed insane meetinghouse ceo

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Henna Tattoo

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Zombie-like International Law Enforcement Agency

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: razzle gay wizard garrison

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: peach church building people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: lascivious misanthropic native

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: pearly abusive church telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: startled home scourge upon the earth

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: Drab unhinged parlour

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: peach church building people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: nudist glassy sandwich trailer park

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: Drab unhinged parlour

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Appetizing property sex offender

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: Spectacular spruce kitty persian

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: beady-eyed insane meetinghouse ceo

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: lavender sticky jew menage

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: startled home scourge upon the earth

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: beady-eyed insane meetinghouse ceo

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy heaven

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: crawly chocolate factory reset button athletic conference

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: lavender sticky jew menage

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Henna Tattoo

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: beady-eyed insane meetinghouse ceo

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Drab unhinged parlour

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: beady-eyed insane meetinghouse ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Drab unhinged parlour

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: beady-eyed insane meetinghouse ceo

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Ocher vigorous locale pisswyrm

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: lavender sticky jew menage

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Appetizing property sex offender

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49259310)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: mind-boggling fiercely-loyal kitty cat wrinkle

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: lavender sticky jew menage

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: beady-eyed insane meetinghouse ceo

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Appetizing property sex offender

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: beady-eyed insane meetinghouse ceo

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Appetizing property sex offender

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Appetizing property sex offender

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: emerald legend roast beef

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49259839)