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Hypo: $20 million but the zetas have you targeted for killing

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but...
zippy toilet seat dragon
  09/22/23
If I can't move from my house? No.
Flatulent excitant stag film rigor
  09/22/23
Okay, You can move from your house with the following cav...
zippy toilet seat dragon
  09/22/23
One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land ...
Sinister Coiffed Tank
  09/22/23
Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra...
zippy toilet seat dragon
  09/22/23
Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about ...
Self-centered Azure Boiling Water
  09/22/23
Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection m...
Sinister Coiffed Tank
  09/22/23
The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there wi...
heady site
  09/22/23
...
zippy toilet seat dragon
  09/22/23
Point Roberts in Washington.
Sinister Coiffed Tank
  09/22/23
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Exhilarant sexy casino
  09/23/23
I can’t afford paying $20M for that
stimulating cruise ship marketing idea
  09/22/23
Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for some...
Comical church prole
  09/22/23
Can you still practice law in this hypo?
Garnet Piazza Roommate
  09/22/23
Yes
zippy toilet seat dragon
  09/22/23
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vibrant duck-like center
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Maize laser beams
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  09/27/23
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chrome overrated clown
  10/01/23
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impertinent garrison
  10/02/23
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butt cheeks
  05/22/26
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gibberish (?)
  05/22/26
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zippy toilet seat dragon
  09/22/23
Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional c...
Aquamarine disgusting pervert state
  09/22/23
Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for...
zippy toilet seat dragon
  09/22/23
I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so wh...
Anal gas station
  09/22/23
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Carmine twinkling uncleanness
  09/27/23
But where do we get $20M to give doobs?
Underhanded Home Pozpig
  09/22/23
So I'd have to be poorer?
charismatic indigo multi-billionaire
  09/22/23
$20 million on top of whatever you currently make
zippy toilet seat dragon
  09/22/23
No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top ...
spectacular public bath weed whacker
  09/22/23
...
zippy toilet seat dragon
  09/23/23
I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are...
slimy exciting hell
  09/23/23
right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill...
Self-centered Azure Boiling Water
  09/23/23
I think Doobs learned his lesson though
zippy toilet seat dragon
  09/23/23
Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t ...
slimy exciting hell
  09/23/23
10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you ...
zippy toilet seat dragon
  09/23/23
Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. F...
spectacular public bath weed whacker
  09/27/23
...
zippy toilet seat dragon
  09/27/23
lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea
razzle-dazzle shrine
  09/27/23
lol at the notion of you having a house gook
zippy toilet seat dragon
  09/27/23
lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro
razzle-dazzle shrine
  09/27/23
You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I...
zippy toilet seat dragon
  09/27/23
lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea
razzle-dazzle shrine
  09/27/23
lol 😂
Irradiated principal's office
  09/27/23
absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards
poppy rehab
  09/27/23
It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal bod...
Cocky mentally impaired community account
  10/01/23
Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds wit...
poppy rehab
  10/01/23
The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guy...
zippy toilet seat dragon
  10/01/23
I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zet...
Vivacious Kitty
  09/27/23
Ungh
brindle wonderful set
  10/01/23
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Vivacious Kitty
  10/02/23
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zippy toilet seat dragon
  10/01/23
Yes
Grizzly flickering point nibblets
  10/01/23
zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap t...
sickened theater stage international law enforcement agency
  10/02/23
Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas? https://www.instagram.com/csu...
Aspiring young lawyer
  05/22/26
jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there
peeface
  05/22/26


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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:40 AM
Author: zippy toilet seat dragon

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but will be given 10 armed security guards at all time for free. You get the money immediately. The zetas will lose interest in killing you in 10 years but right now the organization’s main goal is eliminating you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2most#46828405)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:41 AM
Author: Flatulent excitant stag film rigor

If I can't move from my house? No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2most#46828409)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: zippy toilet seat dragon

Okay,

You can move from your house with the following caveats:

1. It has to be within the USA.

2. You will only get one armed guard at a time if you move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2most#46828413)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:49 AM
Author: Sinister Coiffed Tank

One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land surrounded by Canada that requires two border crossings to reach.

That or move to a highly homogenous area far from the Zetas that would allow you to instantly detect newcomers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2most#46828422)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:54 AM
Author: zippy toilet seat dragon

Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra guards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2most#46828439)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:57 AM
Author: Self-centered Azure Boiling Water

Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about getting popped getting groceries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2most#46828447)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: Sinister Coiffed Tank

Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection members and there is high scrutiny towards new faces on the island, especially ones with ties to organized crime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2most#46828452)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:04 AM
Author: heady site

The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there without incident. There has also been an ice road in recent years after the canuks went nuts over covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2most#46828466)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:17 AM
Author: zippy toilet seat dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2most#46828486)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:20 AM
Author: Sinister Coiffed Tank

Point Roberts in Washington.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2most#46828490)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: Exhilarant sexy casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2most#46834375)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:42 AM
Author: stimulating cruise ship marketing idea

I can’t afford paying $20M for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2most#46828412)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: Comical church prole

Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for something like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2most#46828414)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:55 AM
Author: Garnet Piazza Roommate

Can you still practice law in this hypo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2most#46828441)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: zippy toilet seat dragon

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2most#46828451)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:07 AM
Author: vibrant duck-like center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2most#46828470)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: Maize laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2most#46830512)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:08 PM
Author: Anal gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2most#46830557)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: Exhilarant sexy casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2most#46834376)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:01 PM
Author: Anal gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2most#46851815)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:58 PM
Author: chrome overrated clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2most#46870845)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: impertinent garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2most#46873791)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2most#49894006)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: gibberish (?)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2most#49894008)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:53 PM
Author: zippy toilet seat dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2most#46830484)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:58 PM
Author: Aquamarine disgusting pervert state

Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2most#46830504)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:21 PM
Author: zippy toilet seat dragon

Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2most#46830613)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:59 PM
Author: Anal gas station

I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so what's ten more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2most#46830509)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:47 AM
Author: Carmine twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2most#46849830)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: Underhanded Home Pozpig

But where do we get $20M to give doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2most#46830515)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:09 PM
Author: charismatic indigo multi-billionaire

So I'd have to be poorer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2most#46830562)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:18 PM
Author: zippy toilet seat dragon

$20 million on top of whatever you currently make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2most#46830594)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:23 PM
Author: spectacular public bath weed whacker

No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top priority jobs, guys you would not see coming. I wouldn’t be able to go in public and would face a good chance of being sniped through a window. Security has to be vigilant 24-7 and hitmen can pick their spots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2most#46830621)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 4:50 PM
Author: zippy toilet seat dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2most#46834341)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:03 PM
Author: slimy exciting hell

I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are in the military and can live on a high security military base in the US. They wouldn’t dare attack a military base and it would have hundreds of people constantly monitoring for threats and searching all visitors. Maybe they could have a guy get a job as a landscaper that the base contracts with and then just stab you or something though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2most#46834369)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: Self-centered Azure Boiling Water

right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill that just ran away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2most#46834436)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: zippy toilet seat dragon

I think Doobs learned his lesson though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2most#46834439)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:37 PM
Author: slimy exciting hell

Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t run away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2most#46834496)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: zippy toilet seat dragon

10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you are famous anytime you are out on the town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2most#46834501)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: spectacular public bath weed whacker

Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. Food delivery, cleaning, new recruits, etc. If you’re a priority for a group with huge funding they can hire a guy with very good skills or just keep sending guys they don’t care about extracting alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2most#46849770)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:07 AM
Author: zippy toilet seat dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2most#46848742)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:08 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle shrine

lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2most#46848745)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:15 AM
Author: zippy toilet seat dragon

lol at the notion of you having a house gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2most#46848767)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:37 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle shrine

lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2most#46848820)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:48 AM
Author: zippy toilet seat dragon

You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I met you back in the day when you had long hair. You are a fucking loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2most#46848847)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:53 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle shrine

lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2most#46848862)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:43 AM
Author: Irradiated principal's office

lol 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2most#46849805)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:06 PM
Author: poppy rehab

absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2most#46851852)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:49 PM
Author: Cocky mentally impaired community account

It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal body guards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2most#46870793)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:07 PM
Author: poppy rehab

Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds with that kind of PSD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2most#46870886)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:51 PM
Author: zippy toilet seat dragon

The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2most#46870801)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: Vivacious Kitty

I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zetas hunt me down and kill me with sex.

EDIT: https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=709541404550847&set=pb.100064849802005.-2207520000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2most#46851877)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:21 PM
Author: brindle wonderful set

Ungh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2most#46870952)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:39 PM
Author: Vivacious Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2most#46873717)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:26 PM
Author: zippy toilet seat dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2most#46870692)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:30 PM
Author: Grizzly flickering point nibblets

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2most#46870706)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: sickened theater stage international law enforcement agency

zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap targets on rural roads in mexico, or they spray bullets.

1. avoid every mexican, which is still not that hard unless you already live in CA or a border state. you have 20M reasons to be more racist, just literally speed away from any mexican. youre not working anymore, so you have no obligation to be anywhere you dont want to be

2. bulletproof car, vest, and windows to go with your 10 guards

these cats are not going to ninja into your bedroom at 3am. If they get you, it would be due to your carelessness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2most#46873740)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: Aspiring young lawyer

Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas?

https://www.instagram.com/csundeltazeta/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2most#49894019)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: peeface

jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2most#49894111)