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Obama’s roast of Trump was not that bad - full transcript ITT

I still fully support Trump using any pretext he wants to th...
Pearl tanning salon
  04/25/26
Didn’t the other speakers trash him?
vibrant zombie-like center
  04/25/26
Seth Myers did "Trump is running as a Republican, which...
talented hateful stage marketing idea
  04/25/26
those are pretty lame jokes. written by a committee of women...
Rambunctious locus ceo
  04/25/26
Cr, Trump has always been an ultra thin skinned bitchboy ...
Godawful fat ankles new version
  04/25/26
Trump has always considered politicians to be mid-talented w...
talented hateful stage marketing idea
  04/25/26


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Date: April 25th, 2026 5:56 PM
Author: Pearl tanning salon

I still fully support Trump using any pretext he wants to throw Obongo in CECOT forever and putting Big Mike on display in restraints like King Kong somewhere, but I fail to read the generational insult in this. (From grok)

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And then there’s a vicious rumor floating around that I think could really hurt Mitt Romney. I heard he passed universal health care when he was governor of Massachusetts. (Laughter.) Someone should get to the bottom of that.

And I know just the guy to do it — Donald Trump is here tonight! (Laughter and applause.)

Now, I know that he’s taken some flak lately, but no one is happier, no one is prouder to put this birth certificate matter to rest than the Donald. (Laughter.) And that’s because he can finally get back to focusing on the issues that matter — like, did we fake the moon landing? (Laughter.) What really happened in Roswell? (Laughter.) And where are Biggie and Tupac? (Laughter and applause.)

But all kidding aside, obviously, we all know about your credentials and breadth of experience. (Laughter.) For example — no, seriously, just recently, in an episode of Celebrity Apprentice — (laughter) — at the steakhouse, the men’s cooking team did not impress the judges from Omaha Steaks. And there was a lot of blame to go around. But you, Mr. Trump, recognized that the real problem was a lack of leadership. And so ultimately, you didn’t blame Lil’ Jon or Meatloaf. (Laughter.) You fired Gary Busey. (Laughter.) And these are the kind of decisions that would keep me up at night. (Laughter and applause.) Well handled, sir. (Laughter.) Well handled.

Say what you will about Mr. Trump, he certainly would bring some change to the White House. Let’s see what we’ve got up there. (Laughter.)

(Screens show an image of the White House with a sign reading “Trump White House Resort and Casino.”)

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Date: April 25th, 2026 6:59 PM
Author: vibrant zombie-like center

Didn’t the other speakers trash him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860497&forum_id=2most#49842864)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:07 PM
Author: talented hateful stage marketing idea

Seth Myers did "Trump is running as a Republican, which is strange because i thought he was running as a joke."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860497&forum_id=2most#49842987)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 7:39 PM
Author: Rambunctious locus ceo

those are pretty lame jokes. written by a committee of women, clearly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860497&forum_id=2most#49842942)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Godawful fat ankles new version

Cr, Trump has always been an ultra thin skinned bitchboy

And now he has the nuclear codes during a hot war he started, great job MAGA

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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: talented hateful stage marketing idea

Trump has always considered politicians to be mid-talented whores. so in addition to real estate, golf course building, and a wildly successful tv career, Trump entered into politics and beat down Hillary Clinton, a career politician.



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