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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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chest-beating area messiness
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
Milky sadistic shrine toilet seat
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chest-beating area messiness
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Laughsome gaming laptop juggernaut
  08/28/25
that's it?
racy bbw reading party
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
chest-beating area messiness
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
180 ruby senate deer antler
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
racy bbw reading party
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
lemon national
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
Chartreuse Organic Girlfriend Parlour
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
lemon national
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
Chartreuse Organic Girlfriend Parlour
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
lemon national
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
Chartreuse Organic Girlfriend Parlour
  09/12/25
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Chartreuse Organic Girlfriend Parlour
  10/28/25
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Chartreuse Organic Girlfriend Parlour
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lfo
  12/11/25
Haha wow
Maroon french ladyboy pit
  08/28/25
Happy?
insane marketing idea garrison
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
Maroon french ladyboy pit
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
lemon national
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
Laughsome gaming laptop juggernaut
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
lemon national
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
Laughsome gaming laptop juggernaut
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
Dull motley police squad hall
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
Big-titted Bat Shit Crazy Rigpig Den
  08/28/25
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Insanely creepy swashbuckling box office
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
Amethyst cocky regret temple
  08/29/25
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Red liquid oxygen
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
thriller hyperactive base sound barrier
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
Contagious cobalt heaven
  08/29/25
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Insanely creepy swashbuckling box office
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
Obsidian friendly grandma ticket booth
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
Contagious cobalt heaven
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
Chartreuse Organic Girlfriend Parlour
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
rusted mad cow disease
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
lemon national
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
Maroon french ladyboy pit
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
thriller hyperactive base sound barrier
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
lemon national
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
Beta meetinghouse
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
Hyperventilating pozpig newt
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
Maroon french ladyboy pit
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
Laughsome gaming laptop juggernaut
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
lemon national
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
Contagious cobalt heaven
  09/01/25
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lemon national
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
Contagious cobalt heaven
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
lemon national
  09/01/25
Lolololol
insane marketing idea garrison
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
Maroon french ladyboy pit
  09/01/25
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Chartreuse Organic Girlfriend Parlour
  09/12/25
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Chartreuse Organic Girlfriend Parlour
  11/27/25
?
lfo
  12/11/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
comical range
  09/01/25
Fuck you
Maroon french ladyboy pit
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
lemon national
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
Chartreuse Organic Girlfriend Parlour
  09/12/25
Yes
lemon national
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
Chartreuse Organic Girlfriend Parlour
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
Chartreuse Organic Girlfriend Parlour
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
chest-beating area messiness
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: chest-beating area messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49219929)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Milky sadistic shrine toilet seat

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: chest-beating area messiness



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: Laughsome gaming laptop juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49220268)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: racy bbw reading party

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: chest-beating area messiness

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: 180 ruby senate deer antler

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: racy bbw reading party

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: lemon national

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: Chartreuse Organic Girlfriend Parlour

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: lemon national

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Chartreuse Organic Girlfriend Parlour

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: lemon national

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Chartreuse Organic Girlfriend Parlour

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: Chartreuse Organic Girlfriend Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49381541)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Chartreuse Organic Girlfriend Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49466781)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49503325)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: Maroon french ladyboy pit

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: insane marketing idea garrison

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Maroon french ladyboy pit

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: lemon national

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: Laughsome gaming laptop juggernaut

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: lemon national

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Laughsome gaming laptop juggernaut

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Dull motley police squad hall

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Big-titted Bat Shit Crazy Rigpig Den

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: Insanely creepy swashbuckling box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Amethyst cocky regret temple

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Red liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: thriller hyperactive base sound barrier

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: Contagious cobalt heaven

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Insanely creepy swashbuckling box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: Obsidian friendly grandma ticket booth

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: Contagious cobalt heaven

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Chartreuse Organic Girlfriend Parlour

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: rusted mad cow disease

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: lemon national

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Maroon french ladyboy pit

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: thriller hyperactive base sound barrier

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: lemon national

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Beta meetinghouse

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Hyperventilating pozpig newt

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: Maroon french ladyboy pit

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Laughsome gaming laptop juggernaut

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: lemon national

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Contagious cobalt heaven

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: lemon national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Contagious cobalt heaven

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: lemon national

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: insane marketing idea garrison

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Maroon french ladyboy pit

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Chartreuse Organic Girlfriend Parlour

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49259310)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Chartreuse Organic Girlfriend Parlour

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49466782)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: lfo

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49503326)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: comical range

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Maroon french ladyboy pit

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: lemon national

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Chartreuse Organic Girlfriend Parlour

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: lemon national

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Chartreuse Organic Girlfriend Parlour

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Chartreuse Organic Girlfriend Parlour

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: chest-beating area messiness

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2most#49259839)