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MEDICAL EMERGENCY: I have seeds in my poop. Didn't eat seeds.

EXPLAIN! Been this way for like 2 weeks.
Hairraiser boistinker mother
  09/20/14
Begs the question why are you looking at your poop
Mahogany Center
  09/20/14
When I wipe my ass I instinctively look in the bowl before I...
Hairraiser boistinker mother
  09/20/14
(Oprah)
Mahogany Center
  09/20/14
Begs the question is actually a technical term for circular ...
Aqua church
  09/20/14
ok
Mahogany Center
  09/20/14
Is it ok though? I'll be following your poasts. Don't slip u...
Aqua church
  09/20/14
you're scaring me.
Mahogany Center
  09/20/14
Good
Aqua church
  09/20/14
why don't you use full stops?
Mahogany Center
  09/20/14
Full stops?
Aqua church
  09/20/14
Periods you yank
Mahogany Center
  09/20/14
Were talking about you're writing, not mine. Let's not get o...
Aqua church
  09/20/14
hewhehehehehhehehehehehehe
Mahogany Center
  09/20/14
Will do. Thanks.
Dull Laser Beams
  09/20/14
...
Aqua church
  09/20/14
DESCRIBE the seeds
aggressive hot keepsake machete home
  09/20/14
They are light in color. Off=white in color. Half the size o...
Hairraiser boistinker mother
  09/20/14
Maybe see a doctor
Mahogany Center
  09/20/14
I'm afraid that will lead to a colonoscopy.
Hairraiser boistinker mother
  09/20/14
Plant the poop on upenn's campus
seedy narrow-minded shitlib
  09/20/14
those are worms/parasite shells, bro.
big-titted mad cow disease
  09/20/14
What in the fuck bro. Don't fuck with me like that.
Hairraiser boistinker mother
  09/20/14
seriously though, you should go to the doctor and get a stoo...
wonderful messiness spot
  09/20/14
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Hairraiser boistinker mother
  09/20/14
Go to a doctor. He will give you three cups. You will need t...
scarlet slap-happy elastic band location
  09/20/14
...
titillating trust fund
  09/20/14
NO!!!!
Hairraiser boistinker mother
  09/20/14
it's the only way brother
scarlet slap-happy elastic band location
  09/20/14
...
blue costumed halford
  09/20/14
those aren't seeds, you nitwit, they are eggs...tapeworm egg...
ultramarine sexy den
  09/20/14
...
Mahogany Center
  09/20/14
Bro, I don't eat fast food at all.
Hairraiser boistinker mother
  09/20/14
Did you eat pork?
pungent corner faggotry
  09/20/14
have you been licking ass lately, that include animal ass? ...
ultramarine sexy den
  09/20/14
sounds awful, but this poast is hilarious.
spectacular goyim fanboi
  10/23/14
...
maize box office
  04/25/25
(Rudolph)
lake beady-eyed corn cake lodge
  09/20/14
ur going to grow a tree out of your asshold soon. enjoy.
razzle-dazzle space roommate
  09/20/14
Rudolph, You have a parasite. The "seeds" in yo...
White nofapping station
  09/20/14
Rudolph's "seeds": http://www.miracleshihtzu.co...
White nofapping station
  09/20/14
Seriously loling at this textbook (Rudolph) thread
White nofapping station
  09/20/14
Don't look like that bro. These are more seed like.
Hairraiser boistinker mother
  09/20/14
If you did have a parasite, what do they give you? Medicine?
Hairraiser boistinker mother
  09/20/14
I'm not a doctor but I think treating most parasites is rela...
White nofapping station
  09/20/14
Can they check you without a stool sample?
Hairraiser boistinker mother
  09/20/14
I think you can diagnose a tapeworm by applying scotch tape ...
White nofapping station
  09/20/14
PAGING BENZO!
Hairraiser boistinker mother
  09/20/14
thats pinworms tapeworm sheds gravid segments that look l...
ultramarine sexy den
  09/20/14
OUTTED as jezebel commenter: pocket_copterErin Gloria Ry...
Ungodly shrine idiot
  09/20/14
Can you feel your feet or even move at all? Do you also hav...
talented sandwich hominid
  09/20/14
...
Hairraiser boistinker mother
  09/20/14
Rudolph did you ever get de-wormed?
White nofapping station
  10/14/14
I wish this was real and resulted in Rudolph's death.
Grizzly business firm french chef
  10/23/14
lol earl
maize box office
  06/10/24
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MAGA Farm Animals are mad about something today!
  09/11/25
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MAGA Farm Animals are mad about something today!
  09/11/25


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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: Hairraiser boistinker mother

EXPLAIN! Been this way for like 2 weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2most#26363240)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: Mahogany Center

Begs the question why are you looking at your poop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2most#26363245)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:44 PM
Author: Hairraiser boistinker mother

When I wipe my ass I instinctively look in the bowl before I flush.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2most#26363253)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: Mahogany Center

(Oprah)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2most#26363255)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: Aqua church

Begs the question is actually a technical term for circular reasoning. Try to be more precise when you write

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2most#26363264)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: Mahogany Center

ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2most#26363286)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Aqua church

Is it ok though? I'll be following your poasts. Don't slip up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2most#26363298)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Mahogany Center

you're scaring me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2most#26363302)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:14 PM
Author: Aqua church

Good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2most#26363380)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:15 PM
Author: Mahogany Center

why don't you use full stops?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2most#26363385)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:17 PM
Author: Aqua church

Full stops?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2most#26363393)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:25 PM
Author: Mahogany Center

Periods you yank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2most#26363422)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: Aqua church

Were talking about you're writing, not mine. Let's not get off subject

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2most#26363470)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: Mahogany Center

hewhehehehehhehehehehehehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2most#26365063)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: Dull Laser Beams

Will do. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2most#26363306)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:15 PM
Author: Aqua church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2most#26363382)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:44 PM
Author: aggressive hot keepsake machete home

DESCRIBE the seeds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2most#26363249)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: Hairraiser boistinker mother

They are light in color. Off=white in color. Half the size of watermelon seeds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2most#26363256)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: Mahogany Center

Maybe see a doctor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2most#26363259)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: Hairraiser boistinker mother

I'm afraid that will lead to a colonoscopy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2most#26363265)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:44 PM
Author: seedy narrow-minded shitlib

Plant the poop on upenn's campus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2most#26363250)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: big-titted mad cow disease

those are worms/parasite shells, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2most#26363261)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: Hairraiser boistinker mother

What in the fuck bro. Don't fuck with me like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2most#26363274)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: wonderful messiness spot

seriously though, you should go to the doctor and get a stool sample taken - he's right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2most#26363292)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: Hairraiser boistinker mother

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2most#26363310)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: scarlet slap-happy elastic band location

Go to a doctor. He will give you three cups. You will need to put a sample of your poop into each cup, on consecutive days. It must be your first poop of the day.

Bring the samples back, and in a week or so you'll get a call from your doctor with the exact species of worm you have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2most#26363299)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: titillating trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2most#26363303)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: Hairraiser boistinker mother

NO!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2most#26363308)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: scarlet slap-happy elastic band location

it's the only way brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2most#26363320)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: blue costumed halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2most#26363334)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: ultramarine sexy den

those aren't seeds, you nitwit, they are eggs...tapeworm eggs.

bravo on your TTT culinary exploits/shit eating



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2most#26363407)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:25 PM
Author: Mahogany Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2most#26363423)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:26 PM
Author: Hairraiser boistinker mother

Bro, I don't eat fast food at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2most#26363429)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:27 PM
Author: pungent corner faggotry

Did you eat pork?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2most#26363431)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:28 PM
Author: ultramarine sexy den

have you been licking ass lately, that include animal ass?

what about wild fish or game?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2most#26363436)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 6:42 PM
Author: spectacular goyim fanboi

sounds awful, but this poast is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2most#26573594)



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Date: April 25th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: maize box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2most#48879940)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:30 PM
Author: lake beady-eyed corn cake lodge

(Rudolph)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2most#26363446)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:45 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle space roommate

ur going to grow a tree out of your asshold soon.

enjoy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2most#26365072)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:48 PM
Author: White nofapping station

Rudolph,

You have a parasite. The "seeds" in your poop aren't seeds, or tape worm eggs, but detached segments of a segmented worm. Give me a second, I'll find a picture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2most#26365084)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:50 PM
Author: White nofapping station

Rudolph's "seeds":

http://www.miracleshihtzu.com/images/tapeworm.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2most#26365104)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:51 PM
Author: White nofapping station

Seriously loling at this textbook (Rudolph) thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2most#26365114)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: Hairraiser boistinker mother

Don't look like that bro. These are more seed like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2most#26365128)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:54 PM
Author: Hairraiser boistinker mother

If you did have a parasite, what do they give you? Medicine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2most#26365130)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: White nofapping station

I'm not a doctor but I think treating most parasites is relatively easy once you've been properly diagnosed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2most#26365175)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:03 PM
Author: Hairraiser boistinker mother

Can they check you without a stool sample?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2most#26365184)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:12 PM
Author: White nofapping station

I think you can diagnose a tapeworm by applying scotch tape to your anus in the morning and seeing if it pulls any eggs off. That maybe pinworms though, I can't really remember.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2most#26365222)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:13 PM
Author: Hairraiser boistinker mother

PAGING BENZO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2most#26365229)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:24 PM
Author: ultramarine sexy den

thats pinworms

tapeworm sheds gravid segments that look like what op described

op need to get dewormed, post haste

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2most#26365286)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:48 PM
Author: Ungodly shrine idiot

OUTTED as jezebel commenter:

pocket_copterErin Gloria Ryan

9/12/14 4:07pm

This just reminds me of that TERRIBLE, HORRIBLE STORY about the pumpkin seed poop from forever ago. Nothing will ever be gnarlier than that. Yeep.

http://jezebel.com/your-gnarliest-poop-stories-1634098754

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2most#26365085)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: talented sandwich hominid

Can you feel your feet or even move at all? Do you also have leaves? Check and see if you're a plant pronto.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2most#26365262)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:21 PM
Author: Hairraiser boistinker mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2most#26365267)



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Date: October 14th, 2014 8:01 PM
Author: White nofapping station

Rudolph did you ever get de-wormed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2most#26517033)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 6:37 PM
Author: Grizzly business firm french chef

I wish this was real and resulted in Rudolph's death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2most#26573579)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 2:11 PM
Author: maize box office

lol earl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2most#47734604)



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Date: January 31st, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: Mauve Cuckold Cruise Ship



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Date: January 31st, 2025 1:23 AM
Author: Mauve Cuckold Cruise Ship



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Date: January 31st, 2025 1:27 AM
Author: Mauve Cuckold Cruise Ship



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Date: January 31st, 2025 1:32 AM
Author: Mauve Cuckold Cruise Ship



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Date: March 21st, 2025 10:35 PM
Author: Mauve Cuckold Cruise Ship



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Date: March 21st, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Mauve Cuckold Cruise Ship



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Date: March 31st, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Mauve Cuckold Cruise Ship

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2most#48801318)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: Mauve Cuckold Cruise Ship



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Date: April 11th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Supple Genital Piercing Prole



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Date: September 11th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: MAGA Farm Animals are mad about something today!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2most#49255494)



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Date: September 11th, 2025 2:21 PM
Author: MAGA Farm Animals are mad about something today!



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