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I fucked Alicia Silverstone when I was 18

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spruce passionate meetinghouse selfie
  10/06/25
Liar!
mischievous crimson rigpig
  10/06/25
你這個騙子
mischievous crimson rigpig
  10/06/25
Rage, rice boi
spruce passionate meetinghouse selfie
  10/06/25
wwop
Vermilion property faggot firefighter
  10/06/25
What was I going to do, use a polaroid?
spruce passionate meetinghouse selfie
  10/06/25
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Crusty people who are hurt parlor
  10/06/25
Did you learn nothing from Clueless?
bat-shit-crazy razzle foreskin nowag
  10/06/25
*The Crush
magenta cuckold crackhouse
  10/06/25
Liar!
mischievous crimson rigpig
  10/06/25
Liar!
mischievous crimson rigpig
  10/06/25
I find this extremely difficult to believe (but I want to be...
shaky arousing boltzmann
  10/06/25
Completely true. She has a birthmark on her right buttcheek...
spruce passionate meetinghouse selfie
  10/06/25
Liar!
mischievous crimson rigpig
  10/06/25
guys in my high school did this all the time
Chrome Indian Lodge
  10/06/25
How old was she
Diverse Adulterous Hospital
  10/06/25
19
spruce passionate meetinghouse selfie
  10/06/25
Wow, how did you manage that
Diverse Adulterous Hospital
  10/06/25
Met some of her friends from irl, went to some party, she sh...
spruce passionate meetinghouse selfie
  10/06/25
What do you mean “from irl”
Diverse Adulterous Hospital
  10/06/25
They were people she knew growing up, not Hollywood people.
spruce passionate meetinghouse selfie
  10/06/25
I see. So you randomly met them somewhere in New Orleans and...
Diverse Adulterous Hospital
  10/06/25
They were at a bar. I was trying to fuck one of them, didn'...
spruce passionate meetinghouse selfie
  10/06/25
ok, i believe now. did you use a rubber? how was she?
Deep Vibrant Keepsake Machete Legend
  10/06/25
I did use a rubber. She was fun but not crazy.
spruce passionate meetinghouse selfie
  10/06/25
Liar!
mischievous crimson rigpig
  10/06/25
So you got shot down at the bar but you still got invited to...
Diverse Adulterous Hospital
  10/06/25
I was making progress, which is why I got invited to the par...
spruce passionate meetinghouse selfie
  10/06/25
Ok. I’m still struggling to picture the arguably most ...
Diverse Adulterous Hospital
  10/06/25
It was some shit she was doing with her friends...life is we...
spruce passionate meetinghouse selfie
  10/06/25
Alicia must have wanted it bad from you if she brought you b...
Diverse Adulterous Hospital
  10/06/25
mfcr
Vermilion property faggot firefighter
  10/06/25
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shaky arousing boltzmann
  10/06/25
While I still don't believe you 180 last sentence.
tripping excitant parlour
  10/06/25
always keep your pubes presentable tp
Chrome Indian Lodge
  10/06/25
How did you avoid the paparazzi leaving the party and arrivi...
fuchsia razzmatazz sandwich
  10/06/25
It was all in the hotel.
spruce passionate meetinghouse selfie
  10/06/25
Ohhhhhhh it was all in the hotel 😂
fuchsia razzmatazz sandwich
  10/06/25
Well...yeah.
spruce passionate meetinghouse selfie
  10/06/25
Liar!
mischievous crimson rigpig
  10/06/25
Yeah, paparazzi never get rooms at a hotel or just get a dri...
tripping excitant parlour
  10/06/25
🤡🤡🤡📸
fuchsia razzmatazz sandwich
  10/06/25
Liar!
mischievous crimson rigpig
  10/06/25
...
tripping excitant parlour
  10/06/25
Liar!
mischievous crimson rigpig
  10/06/25
Just want to say, excellent dismantling of this sad dime sto...
Exhilarant Nursing Home
  10/06/25
I'm sad for you that the most exciting thing you've fucked i...
spruce passionate meetinghouse selfie
  10/06/25
Sorry man, you are free to use xo to process decades-old wan...
fuchsia razzmatazz sandwich
  10/06/25
Did I say Jennifer Connelley? No, no I didn't.
spruce passionate meetinghouse selfie
  10/06/25
Liar!
mischievous crimson rigpig
  10/06/25
Liar!
mischievous crimson rigpig
  10/06/25
Liar!
mischievous crimson rigpig
  10/06/25
Liar!
mischievous crimson rigpig
  10/06/25
Liar!
mischievous crimson rigpig
  10/06/25
I recall she had a visible mustache around that time, in the...
magenta cuckold crackhouse
  10/06/25
As if
Soul-stirring insanely creepy ceo stag film
  10/06/25
i typically believe the stories told here but i don't believ...
Deep Vibrant Keepsake Machete Legend
  10/06/25
there was a great Shia Leboeuf one, who was that, chandler i...
shaky arousing boltzmann
  10/06/25
Yes
Diverse Adulterous Hospital
  10/06/25
i don't doubt that one either. i have a similar story - i us...
Deep Vibrant Keepsake Machete Legend
  10/06/25
"it's a lot, but doable" he's azn
bronze pit codepig
  10/06/25
he is? i thought kenny was, but chandler was white? i can't ...
Deep Vibrant Keepsake Machete Legend
  10/06/25
Both are ugly hapas. So it’s impressive af that ch...
fuchsia razzmatazz sandwich
  10/06/25
180 monikor
Deep Vibrant Keepsake Machete Legend
  10/06/25
Chandler is short too I’m pretty sure
Galvanic Locus Cuckoldry
  10/07/25
Only one that matters is do you believe dirte’s grandm...
Diverse Adulterous Hospital
  10/06/25
oh lol, i remember that. that's too random to be made up. i ...
Deep Vibrant Keepsake Machete Legend
  10/06/25
me too
shaky arousing boltzmann
  10/06/25
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fuchsia razzmatazz sandwich
  10/06/25
Polaroids or it didn’t happen
purple jet-lagged spot
  10/06/25
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aphrodisiac lodge
  10/06/25
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tripping excitant parlour
  10/06/25
My wife used to get randos saying she looked like her or eve...
plum whorehouse
  10/06/25
This thread really brought the narcissists out of the woodwo...
Galvanic Locus Cuckoldry
  10/11/25
Yeah this totally happened
Exhilarant Nursing Home
  10/06/25
You not believing it really fucks up my day, brochacho.
spruce passionate meetinghouse selfie
  10/06/25
I think you jumped the shark when you tried to pass off AS a...
tripping excitant parlour
  10/06/25
life is random sometimes though. this could well be a li...
Deep Vibrant Keepsake Machete Legend
  10/06/25
The most fun part of flame threads like this is when they ge...
fuchsia razzmatazz sandwich
  10/06/25
if the thread is flame, i expect OP will pop up in a few hou...
Deep Vibrant Keepsake Machete Legend
  10/06/25
You gotta keep your posts more concise man, no one reads hal...
fuchsia razzmatazz sandwich
  10/06/25
(((consuela)))
Deep Vibrant Keepsake Machete Legend
  10/06/25
Nice edit
fuchsia razzmatazz sandwich
  10/06/25
fuck my ass
Deep Vibrant Keepsake Machete Legend
  10/06/25
I guess she was just having fun and wanted to get laid. Who...
spruce passionate meetinghouse selfie
  10/06/25
You needed to pick some celeb who was crazier or less uptigh...
tripping excitant parlour
  10/06/25
He's admitting that he's 48 now and making that kind of shit...
Brindle friendly grandma school cafeteria
  10/06/25
Courtney Love? I wasn't fucking chicks when I was 7.
spruce passionate meetinghouse selfie
  10/06/25
Look, this is your flame. The world is your oyster.
tripping excitant parlour
  10/06/25
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pearl wrinkle address
  10/06/25
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mischievous crimson rigpig
  10/06/25
Liar!
mischievous crimson rigpig
  10/06/25
Liar!
mischievous crimson rigpig
  10/06/25
When Lindsay Lohan's list of sexual partners got released, a...
exciting private investor dysfunction
  10/06/25
Really, no anon future-extremely-online-lawyers?!? I don&rsq...
fuchsia razzmatazz sandwich
  10/06/25
tcr, and the 10% didn't really include randoms - it was stil...
tripping excitant parlour
  10/06/25
I didn't have a suite.
spruce passionate meetinghouse selfie
  10/06/25
See, another mistake. Should have said you came from a supe...
tripping excitant parlour
  10/06/25
But that's what happened. I don't think mad rizz, whatever ...
spruce passionate meetinghouse selfie
  10/06/25
You fucked up this flame. Like don't get me wrong, I fucked...
tripping excitant parlour
  10/06/25
Ok
spruce passionate meetinghouse selfie
  10/06/25
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fuchsia razzmatazz sandwich
  10/06/25
...
mischievous crimson rigpig
  10/06/25
Liar!
mischievous crimson rigpig
  10/06/25
Liar!
mischievous crimson rigpig
  10/06/25
*guy who has posted here for 12 years* Oh yeah did i ever te...
charismatic iridescent casino telephone
  10/06/25
...
aphrodisiac lodge
  10/06/25
Is this guy a known poster?
fuchsia razzmatazz sandwich
  10/06/25
21 actually.
spruce passionate meetinghouse selfie
  10/06/25
...
bronze pit codepig
  10/06/25
anyway, gotta go
tripping excitant parlour
  10/06/25
no one has ever had sex afaict
Pale hall boiling water
  10/06/25
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Aromatic athletic conference box office
  10/06/25
she still thinks about u wistfully, probably
Irradiated Set
  10/06/25
to die between her thighs would be a heavenly way to die
180 antidepressant drug
  10/06/25
You're old as fuck. Are most poasters here 50+?
Medicated Impressive Gaming Laptop
  10/06/25
My boy OldHLSDood is old as fuck. I'm just old, ty.
spruce passionate meetinghouse selfie
  10/06/25
OldHLSDood is esteemed. You're old as fuck.
Hideous main people prole
  10/07/25
posts at xoxo for several years just remembers this story a...
mildly autistic maroon point
  10/06/25
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&fo...
Aromatic athletic conference box office
  10/06/25
be nice seals are endangered we should accommodate the ones ...
bronze pit codepig
  10/06/25
now i know how tribe felt
mildly autistic maroon point
  10/06/25
Once a thread is past 30 posts expecting anyone to read them...
cerebral sadistic doctorate
  10/06/25
...
nudist gunner
  10/06/25
i believe this, had a similar encounter with a b-grade (but ...
rambunctious site
  10/06/25
No you didn’t. And even if you did that is retarded ni...
cerebral sadistic doctorate
  10/06/25
你這個騙子
mischievous crimson rigpig
  10/06/25
If this were true your moniker for the past twenty years wou...
Motley Area Chad
  10/06/25
My moniker has changed frequently
spruce passionate meetinghouse selfie
  10/06/25
你這個騙子
mischievous crimson rigpig
  10/06/25
There was a known transexual impersonator who used to troll ...
magical chapel
  10/06/25
nigs are so stupid it's unreal
Appetizing seedy pocket flask stead
  10/06/25
180! Can confirm
Hairraiser lay volcanic crater
  10/06/25
pics?
aphrodisiac lodge
  10/07/25
I didn't do this, but I did make out w Esther Povitsky.
Fear-inspiring space
  10/06/25
Who the fuck is that, some jewess cyborg they made in a lab?
Galvanic Locus Cuckoldry
  10/07/25
I haven’t read the whole thread. Have you described th...
pungent bonkers french chef station
  10/07/25
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Brindle friendly grandma school cafeteria
  10/07/25
Haven’t read this thread, but definitely recall readin...
wonderful lilac rigor
  10/07/25
I want to believe But the idea that we're 22+ years into ...
titillating theater stage jewess
  10/11/25


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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: spruce passionate meetinghouse selfie



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:52 PM
Author: mischievous crimson rigpig

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49330497)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: mischievous crimson rigpig

你這個騙子

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49330523)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: spruce passionate meetinghouse selfie

Rage, rice boi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49330536)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Vermilion property faggot firefighter

wwop

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: spruce passionate meetinghouse selfie

What was I going to do, use a polaroid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49328901)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:15 PM
Author: Crusty people who are hurt parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49328905)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy razzle foreskin nowag

Did you learn nothing from Clueless?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49329538)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: magenta cuckold crackhouse

*The Crush

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49329556)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:52 PM
Author: mischievous crimson rigpig

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49330499)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: mischievous crimson rigpig

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49330513)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: shaky arousing boltzmann

I find this extremely difficult to believe (but I want to believe)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49328902)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: spruce passionate meetinghouse selfie

Completely true. She has a birthmark on her right buttcheek close to the crack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49328908)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: mischievous crimson rigpig

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49330501)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: Chrome Indian Lodge

guys in my high school did this all the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49328904)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:15 PM
Author: Diverse Adulterous Hospital

How old was she

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: spruce passionate meetinghouse selfie

19

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Diverse Adulterous Hospital

Wow, how did you manage that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49328917)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: spruce passionate meetinghouse selfie

Met some of her friends from irl, went to some party, she showed up, we fucked in her hotel. This was in New Orleans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49328935)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:26 PM
Author: Diverse Adulterous Hospital

What do you mean “from irl”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49328941)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: spruce passionate meetinghouse selfie

They were people she knew growing up, not Hollywood people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49328944)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: Diverse Adulterous Hospital

I see. So you randomly met them somewhere in New Orleans and they invited you to a party? This was Mardi Gras I assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49328948)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: spruce passionate meetinghouse selfie

They were at a bar. I was trying to fuck one of them, didn't know they knew her. No, it was during the summer bc I remember sweating my ass off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49328954)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Deep Vibrant Keepsake Machete Legend

ok, i believe now.

did you use a rubber? how was she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49328956)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:32 PM
Author: spruce passionate meetinghouse selfie

I did use a rubber. She was fun but not crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49328963)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: mischievous crimson rigpig

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49330510)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Diverse Adulterous Hospital

So you got shot down at the bar but you still got invited to go with them a party that was elite enough that 1996 Alicia Silverstone showed up to it later looking for random college dick.

Hella suave my man! I guess some GenXers are cool after all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49328967)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: spruce passionate meetinghouse selfie

I was making progress, which is why I got invited to the party.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49328971)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: Diverse Adulterous Hospital

Ok. I’m still struggling to picture the arguably most famous and desirable A-list actress on planet Earth in 1996 randomly dropping in on a New Orleans party and fucking some 18 y/o future xo poaster her friend turned down, but I guess I’m just cynical idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49328980)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: spruce passionate meetinghouse selfie

It was some shit she was doing with her friends...life is weird. I've also been turned down by fat 3s. You just never know. That's why you always keep your pubes presentable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49328990)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: Diverse Adulterous Hospital

Alicia must have wanted it bad from you if she brought you back to her hotel.

How nice was it? When did you leave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49328998)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: Vermilion property faggot firefighter

mfcr

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:50 PM
Author: shaky arousing boltzmann



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: tripping excitant parlour

While I still don't believe you 180 last sentence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49329287)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Chrome Indian Lodge

always keep your pubes presentable tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49329294)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: fuchsia razzmatazz sandwich

How did you avoid the paparazzi leaving the party and arriving at her hotel?

Please don’t try to say there weren’t paparazzi because there definitely were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49329438)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: spruce passionate meetinghouse selfie

It was all in the hotel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49329445)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: fuchsia razzmatazz sandwich

Ohhhhhhh it was all in the hotel 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49329467)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: spruce passionate meetinghouse selfie

Well...yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49329470)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: mischievous crimson rigpig

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49330526)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: tripping excitant parlour

Yeah, paparazzi never get rooms at a hotel or just get a drink at a bar where celebs are staying in hoping to get a great pic like prime AS getting cozy with a random guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49329485)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: fuchsia razzmatazz sandwich

🤡🤡🤡📸

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49329493)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: mischievous crimson rigpig

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49330524)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: tripping excitant parlour



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: mischievous crimson rigpig

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49330517)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Exhilarant Nursing Home

Just want to say, excellent dismantling of this sad dime store flame 🤣

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49329039)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: spruce passionate meetinghouse selfie

I'm sad for you that the most exciting thing you've fucked is your dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49329453)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: fuchsia razzmatazz sandwich

Sorry man, you are free to use xo to process decades-old wank fantasies - many of us do that - but it’s bad form to whine about it when you get pushback.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49329552)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: spruce passionate meetinghouse selfie

Did I say Jennifer Connelley? No, no I didn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49329584)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: mischievous crimson rigpig

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49330515)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:55 PM
Author: mischievous crimson rigpig

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49330508)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: mischievous crimson rigpig

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49330506)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: mischievous crimson rigpig

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49330505)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: mischievous crimson rigpig

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49330502)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:15 PM
Author: magenta cuckold crackhouse

I recall she had a visible mustache around that time, in the Batman movie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49328907)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: Soul-stirring insanely creepy ceo stag film

As if

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49328913)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Deep Vibrant Keepsake Machete Legend

i typically believe the stories told here but i don't believe this one.

(prior stories i have believed: poaster did coke with and fucked anna kendrick, poaster had a one night stand with a drunken sharon stone).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49328918)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: shaky arousing boltzmann

there was a great Shia Leboeuf one, who was that, chandler iirc?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49328929)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:22 PM
Author: Diverse Adulterous Hospital

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49328936)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: Deep Vibrant Keepsake Machete Legend

i don't doubt that one either. i have a similar story - i used to take the acela from BWI to NYC all the time when i was in biglaw bc we repped a lot of hotels up there.

one trip, maybe in the fall of 2019 (when i was getting pretty bad off with drug addiction and alcoholism, not to mention whoremongering), i was on the train with an associate and we were actually sitting in seats (we usually would post up in the beverage car). he was getting off at union station in DC and i was getting off at BWI.

when we hit delaware, i told him that i was gonna drink as many Stone Island IPAs as i could between delaware and BWI, which is right about an hour,i thnk it's actually like 50 minutes. i was able to pound like 7. i kept running back to the bev cart and coming back with two in hand.

the associate seemed concerned and asked me if i was all right to get off the train. of course, i got an uber to my buddy's house and bought an eightball and went home in a pretty good state.

didn't chandler say he drank like 5-6 torpedoes IPA in half an hour? it's a lot, but doable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49328949)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: bronze pit codepig

"it's a lot, but doable"

he's azn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49328964)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Deep Vibrant Keepsake Machete Legend

he is? i thought kenny was, but chandler was white? i can't keep people here straight man. wtf.

kenny and chandler both work with CSLG right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49329312)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: fuchsia razzmatazz sandwich

Both are ugly hapas.

So it’s impressive af that chandler locked down a white wife and Kenny a very cute FOB azn wife. (I believe, in both cases, before getting rich on the CSLG gravy train. Hard circle to square, I know!)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49329334)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Deep Vibrant Keepsake Machete Legend

180 monikor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49329363)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Galvanic Locus Cuckoldry

Chandler is short too I’m pretty sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49332549)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Diverse Adulterous Hospital

Only one that matters is do you believe dirte’s grandmother was Harmon Killebrew’s sidepiece

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49328933)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Deep Vibrant Keepsake Machete Legend

oh lol, i remember that. that's too random to be made up. i believe it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49328951)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: shaky arousing boltzmann

me too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49329009)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: fuchsia razzmatazz sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49329327)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: purple jet-lagged spot

Polaroids or it didn’t happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49328973)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:21 PM
Author: aphrodisiac lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49329424)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: tripping excitant parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49329498)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: plum whorehouse

My wife used to get randos saying she looked like her or even (drunkenly) saying just give me an autograph. My wife has always been hotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49329000)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Galvanic Locus Cuckoldry

This thread really brought the narcissists out of the woodwork lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49342357)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Exhilarant Nursing Home

Yeah this totally happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49329042)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: spruce passionate meetinghouse selfie

You not believing it really fucks up my day, brochacho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49329306)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: tripping excitant parlour

I think you jumped the shark when you tried to pass off AS as her at 19 (her absolute prime when she could get pretty much any celeb male, athlete, politician, etc.).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49329372)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Deep Vibrant Keepsake Machete Legend

life is random sometimes though.

this could well be a lie, but i choose to believe that it's real based on the details he provided. i've been called out a few times for lying about shit that is definitely true. people shouldn't be so quick to do that bc it makes poasters reluctant to bother sharing stories.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49329381)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:24 PM
Author: fuchsia razzmatazz sandwich

The most fun part of flame threads like this is when they get blown out of the water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49329431)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:24 PM
Author: Deep Vibrant Keepsake Machete Legend

if the thread is flame, i expect OP will pop up in a few hours or tomorrow and tell us.

until that happens, this is a true story.

people are quick to call out people who live IRL as making shit up. a good example of this is consuela, who apparently thinks i made up all my drugging, whoring, going to jail, left my wife for a mistress then reconciled, etc stories because he always calls me "kooky" and "zany" (obviously implying that i just made everything up). the fact is that he's a shutin dork and can't imagine some guy going out to a bar, buying coke and picking up some chick and fucking her so anyone claiming to have done something like that must be totally fabricating it for attention.

claiming to have fucked a celebrity is on a different level, yes, but things like that do happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49329433)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: fuchsia razzmatazz sandwich

You gotta keep your posts more concise man, no one reads half these screeds and you come off looking really stupid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49329456)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: Deep Vibrant Keepsake Machete Legend

(((consuela)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49329464)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: fuchsia razzmatazz sandwich

Nice edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49329481)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Deep Vibrant Keepsake Machete Legend

fuck my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49329483)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: spruce passionate meetinghouse selfie

I guess she was just having fun and wanted to get laid. Who knows. It's not like we stayed in touch or she flew me to LA or some shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49329397)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: tripping excitant parlour

You needed to pick some celeb who was crazier or less uptight. Maybe Courtney Love or something would be believable. If you wanted to do an 18-19 year old celeb Amanda Bynes would have been a better claim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49329465)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Brindle friendly grandma school cafeteria

He's admitting that he's 48 now and making that kind of shit up. Would a 48-year-old really need to create those fake stories at this point in life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49329473)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: spruce passionate meetinghouse selfie

Courtney Love? I wasn't fucking chicks when I was 7.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49329482)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: tripping excitant parlour

Look, this is your flame. The world is your oyster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49329576)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: pearl wrinkle address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49330016)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: mischievous crimson rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49330491)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: mischievous crimson rigpig

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49330528)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: mischievous crimson rigpig

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49330522)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: exciting private investor dysfunction

When Lindsay Lohan's list of sexual partners got released, about 90% were fellow celebs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49329452)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: fuchsia razzmatazz sandwich

Really, no anon future-extremely-online-lawyers?!? I don’t buy it bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49329475)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: tripping excitant parlour

tcr, and the 10% didn't really include randoms - it was still people around her. Prime AS isn't going to party with a few gfs. She is going with a whole celeb crew. She isn't going to be lonely and grabbing some random guy at a bar. She has several guys around her that are at her level that will happily take her to their suite.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49329480)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: spruce passionate meetinghouse selfie

I didn't have a suite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49329484)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: tripping excitant parlour

See, another mistake. Should have said you came from a super rich family which is why you were in the same hotel as her and were balling out of control enough that she thought you were a big deal or something. Not "I'm so cool, I had such mad rizz I got AS in her prime while being nobody" is just stupid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49329491)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: spruce passionate meetinghouse selfie

But that's what happened. I don't think mad rizz, whatever the fuck that is, had anything to do with it. Right place, right time. Don't be a pissy little bitch about it, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49329520)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: tripping excitant parlour

You fucked up this flame. Like don't get me wrong, I fucked Jessica Alba when she was 18, Britney Spears (she goes by Brit to her friends), etc. also totally by accident but I still don't believe you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49329529)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: spruce passionate meetinghouse selfie

Ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49329535)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: fuchsia razzmatazz sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49329543)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: mischievous crimson rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49330488)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: mischievous crimson rigpig

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49330530)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: mischievous crimson rigpig

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49330521)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: charismatic iridescent casino telephone

*guy who has posted here for 12 years* Oh yeah did i ever tell you about this one time...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49329500)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: aphrodisiac lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49329502)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: fuchsia razzmatazz sandwich

Is this guy a known poster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49329522)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: spruce passionate meetinghouse selfie

21 actually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49329523)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: bronze pit codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49329979)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: tripping excitant parlour

anyway, gotta go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49329532)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: Pale hall boiling water

no one has ever had sex afaict

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49329561)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: Aromatic athletic conference box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49329801)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Irradiated Set

she still thinks about u wistfully, probably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49329640)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: 180 antidepressant drug

to die between her thighs would be a heavenly way to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49329665)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:56 PM
Author: Medicated Impressive Gaming Laptop

You're old as fuck. Are most poasters here 50+?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49329798)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: spruce passionate meetinghouse selfie

My boy OldHLSDood is old as fuck.

I'm just old, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49329844)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:26 AM
Author: Hideous main people prole

OldHLSDood is esteemed. You're old as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49331136)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: mildly autistic maroon point

posts at xoxo for several years

just remembers this story and thinks it might be interesting to the crowd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49329810)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: Aromatic athletic conference box office

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329500

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49329936)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: bronze pit codepig

be nice seals are endangered we should accommodate the ones who managed to survive despite brutal injuries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49329981)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: mildly autistic maroon point

now i know how tribe felt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49330128)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: cerebral sadistic doctorate

Once a thread is past 30 posts expecting anyone to read them all before posting fails the reasonable person standard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49330153)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: nudist gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49330489)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:58 PM
Author: rambunctious site

i believe this, had a similar encounter with a b-grade (but cute) actress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49330125)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: cerebral sadistic doctorate

No you didn’t. And even if you did that is retarded nigger logic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49330146)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: mischievous crimson rigpig

你這個騙子

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49330525)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Motley Area Chad

If this were true your moniker for the past twenty years would have been “HEY GUYS DID YOU KNOW I FUCKED TEENAGE PRIME ALICIA SILVERSTONE IN NEW ORLEANS IN 1996 SIGNED [YOUR FULL NAME and SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER]”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49330165)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: spruce passionate meetinghouse selfie

My moniker has changed frequently

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49330339)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: mischievous crimson rigpig

你這個騙子

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49330527)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: magical chapel

There was a known transexual impersonator who used to troll bars and claim to be her. Sometimes would take guys home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49330514)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:04 PM
Author: Appetizing seedy pocket flask stead

nigs are so stupid it's unreal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49330533)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Hairraiser lay volcanic crater

180! Can confirm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49330535)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:02 AM
Author: aphrodisiac lodge

pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49331124)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 10:27 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring space

I didn't do this, but I did make out w Esther Povitsky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49330758)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: Galvanic Locus Cuckoldry

Who the fuck is that, some jewess cyborg they made in a lab?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49332542)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:47 AM
Author: pungent bonkers french chef station

I haven’t read the whole thread. Have you described the sex yet? If not please DESCRIBE it (positions, sounds etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49331141)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Brindle friendly grandma school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49332522)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: wonderful lilac rigor

Haven’t read this thread, but definitely recall reading my sisters SEVENTEEN magazine and Alicia confessing that she peed the bed until she was like 12 (earning the nickname Pee-sha)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49332561)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: titillating theater stage jewess

I want to believe

But the idea that we're 22+ years into a 24/7 bull session and you're only just now telling us this is extremely hard to accept.

If I had fucked a prime Alicia Silverstone I wouldn't be discreet about it at all. Like what, you didn't mention this sooner because you're embarrassed about it or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2most#49342349)