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SWIMMING UPSTREAM: The Lost Memoirs of Meanest Fish and Mandy

An old classic. For context, this was posted about a week...
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Chapter 1: "Summer in Moscow" _________________...
Disgusting white state lettuce
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i too aspire to multiple properties
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  10/24/14
pederastrian, mandy, and TMF sharing a kommunalka in zamoskv...
Disgusting white state lettuce
  10/24/14
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Disgusting white state lettuce
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TMF bump.
Disgusting white state lettuce
  10/25/14
Ah, memories.
Flirting at-the-ready center
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b00r and pederastrian are in rus-SI-A right now, you guys sh...
Disgusting white state lettuce
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Are they really? What ever happened to Boor? Did he go to ...
Flirting at-the-ready center
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not sure about b00r he mightve gone pumo pederastrian is ...
Disgusting white state lettuce
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Does he talk about Russian weapons with almost encyclopedic ...
Flirting at-the-ready center
  10/25/14
yea, yep
jet-lagged mahogany stage
  10/25/14
pedestrian isn't russian, he just moved there because he cou...
misanthropic heady chapel
  10/25/14
Oh I think I remember that guy (pedestrian). He was a weird...
Flirting at-the-ready center
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180
Fluffy goal in life gunner
  02/19/20
pedestrian always struck me as one of those quiet racist neo...
Disgusting white state lettuce
  10/25/14
He is clearly off but not like that. For one, he isn't even...
Flirting at-the-ready center
  10/26/14
pederastrian, how did you let TMF get away with this one for...
Disgusting white state lettuce
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I thought hes in Ukraine
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pederastrian moved to ukraine
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Possibly the most brutal thread in xo history
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Date: July 10th, 2013 11:40 PM
Author: lavender titillating meetinghouse ratface

An old classic.

For context, this was posted about a week or so after TMF was laid off from biglaw.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=938491&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#23587440)



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Date: October 27th, 2019 11:33 AM
Author: Flickering ticket booth factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#39033139)



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Date: September 17th, 2013 5:25 AM
Author: zombie-like vibrant forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#24064925)



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Date: October 14th, 2013 7:26 PM
Author: Wonderful feces crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#24234033)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Disgusting white state lettuce

Chapter 1: "Summer in Moscow"

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Date: December 2nd, 2008 2:55 AM

Author: Lara Croft (people use the scripture to say gay sex is gross)

No, I still think we will be rich. I don't expect 5-6 million, but I find 3 million to be a very realistic goal. And although that may not be enough to allow you to do anything you want, it is certainly enough to make you feel rich in most parts of the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=893105&forum_id=2#10448407)

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Date: December 2nd, 2008 10:42 AM

Author: TMF (The Meanest Fish, yo)

No, I aspire to nouveau rich. Nouveau middle would involve a McMansion in some suburb of a second rate city. I aspire to multiple properties (to both use and rent out), millions in the bank and in various securities, great car, great apartment in the city and a great villa outside the city, the ability to travel the world, eat a great restaurants, etc. But no, I don't ever think I'll have over a billion dollars (unless the dollar really, really depreciates).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=893105&forum_id=2#10448719)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#26580902)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:06 PM
Author: jet-lagged mahogany stage

i too aspire to multiple properties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#26580945)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: Disgusting white state lettuce

pederastrian, mandy, and TMF sharing a kommunalka in zamoskvorechye, why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#26580973)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: Disgusting white state lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#36102173)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 10:55 PM
Author: Disgusting white state lettuce

TMF bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#26587082)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: Flirting at-the-ready center

Ah, memories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#26587134)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:05 PM
Author: Disgusting white state lettuce

b00r and pederastrian are in rus-SI-A right now, you guys should have a moscow meetup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#26587175)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: Flirting at-the-ready center

Are they really? What ever happened to Boor? Did he go to med school? Did a female ever let him touch her?

Can't remember who pedestrian is. Other monikers?

Also, not in Moscow, so can't meet up with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#26587206)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:28 PM
Author: Disgusting white state lettuce

not sure about b00r he mightve gone pumo

pederastrian is a russian dude but doesn't post much.

there is also a different extremely pro-russia d00d "something ARE COUNTRY" as well but he could be flame.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#26587378)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:43 PM
Author: Flirting at-the-ready center

Does he talk about Russian weapons with almost encyclopedic knowledge all the time? If so then that is Valen2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#26587548)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:45 PM
Author: jet-lagged mahogany stage

yea, yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#26587578)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:44 PM
Author: misanthropic heady chapel

pedestrian isn't russian, he just moved there because he couldn't fuck quality pussy in the U.S. without paying for it.

the other dude's name is 'ARE COUNTRY reptile' and he is actually russian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#26587563)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: Flirting at-the-ready center

Oh I think I remember that guy (pedestrian). He was a weird one. Last I heard he was living with a bunch of poor southern Russian roommates in Kimki or something (a Russian suburb that has a big mall that had like IKEA and the local ripoff of Home Depot).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#26587600)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:20 AM
Author: Fluffy goal in life gunner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#39616448)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:56 PM
Author: Disgusting white state lettuce

pedestrian always struck me as one of those quiet racist neo-nazi russian d00ds IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#26587692)



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Date: October 26th, 2014 12:00 AM
Author: Flirting at-the-ready center

He is clearly off but not like that. For one, he isn't even Russian. For another, he lived with Southern Russian guys. I can't even put my finger on what his weirdness was. IIRC, he kind of hated Russia and Russians but had no job or life back in the US, so moved to Russia borrowing money from his brother or something. Then he stayed, but bitched about it a lot and still described Russians as subhuman and kept patting himself on the back for having a job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#26587721)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: Disgusting white state lettuce

pederastrian, how did you let TMF get away with this one for so long

this demands a response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#36102178)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:21 AM
Author: Fluffy goal in life gunner

I thought hes in Ukraine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#39616450)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: indigo charismatic striped hyena

pederastrian moved to ukraine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#26587269)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:42 PM
Author: Flirting at-the-ready center

This seems to be the worst time imaginable to move to Ukraine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#26587535)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:39 PM
Author: Electric therapy macaca

Possibly the most brutal thread in xo history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#26587492)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 3:40 AM
Author: Disgusting white state lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#26714148)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: Disgusting white state lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#26919108)



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Date: February 2nd, 2015 12:20 PM
Author: Pearl gaped whorehouse azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#27235606)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 1:13 AM
Author: Nofapping step-uncle's house mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#31959674)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 1:26 AM
Author: Low-t Diverse Library Tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#31959715)



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Date: May 6th, 2017 1:40 AM
Author: olive hairless blood rage

bump4chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#33242954)



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Date: May 6th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: Low-t Diverse Library Tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#33247788)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: Nofapping step-uncle's house mad-dog skullcap

Date: August 1st, 2017 5:35 PM

Author: The Meanest Yay!

Tcr. Where I work the real liftoff it's at director level where you get LTI (long term incentive) bonus. If I can get that (which would be my next promotion) then I'll be in Nutella range comp. It is also a tiny percentage of the workforce that is that or above.

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3690248&mc=193&forum_id=2#33898215

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#33900420)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: Maniacal location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#33900570)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: Lake native

Very hilarious that there is a whole generation of XO noobs that does not remember how hilarious TMF used to be when he thought he was a global up-and-comer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#33900568)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: shaky unhinged church building

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#39104675)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:24 PM
Author: Pungent Turquoise National Security Agency Yarmulke

He’s still pretty uppity for a kike making less than a 1st year living in a junkyard in NJ next to traintracks and getting topped by pit bulls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#39104698)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:13 AM
Author: Disgusting white state lettuce

MOVER AND SHAKER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#39616415)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: learning disabled resort hunting ground

Still love this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#34739291)



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Date: January 2nd, 2019 7:47 AM
Author: Startling crimson boltzmann idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#37511922)



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Date: January 5th, 2019 12:40 PM
Author: Useless Water Buffalo Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#37532331)



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Date: March 28th, 2019 11:46 PM
Author: Disgusting white state lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#38008344)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 2:11 PM
Author: Pungent Turquoise National Security Agency Yarmulke

OUCH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#38101817)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Awkward metal giraffe spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#39104691)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:09 AM
Author: Disgusting white state lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#39616406)



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Date: April 28th, 2020 11:31 AM
Author: Indecent base trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#40109035)



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Date: September 30th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Rabbi Nahasapeemapetilon (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2most#49313869)