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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??&qu...
green potus wagecucks
  07/31/16
special sauce on the sandwich
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,...
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lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious
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Sounds like you are fucked bro
ruddy at-the-ready useless brakes
  07/31/16
me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
green potus wagecucks
  07/31/16
He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make ...
ruddy at-the-ready useless brakes
  07/31/16
i considered that but i dont think so.
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why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a s...
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That poztartar
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he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send ...
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oh right. his job description does not include messing with...
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are you retarded? im saying i can see him the whole tim...
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gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from be...
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lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame
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the people on this site are deranged
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how so?
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youre a fucking idiot bro. "complaining about poo...
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yea i was thinking this too.
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is the op JJC? would explain a lot
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cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting...
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lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before ...
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either you're not describing the situation very well or ther...
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cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: green potus wagecucks

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: buck-toothed heaven

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: stirring location dopamine

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: ruby razzle-dazzle knife point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#32540714)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: aquamarine space electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#40015394)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: laughsome field azn

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: laughsome field azn

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: outnumbered filthpig kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#31094146)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: ruddy at-the-ready useless brakes

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: green potus wagecucks

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: ruddy at-the-ready useless brakes

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: green potus wagecucks

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: cobalt locus newt



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: supple school goal in life

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Opaque Arousing Travel Guidebook

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: green potus wagecucks

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: supple school goal in life

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: green potus wagecucks

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: supple school goal in life

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: stirring location dopamine

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: outnumbered filthpig kitchen



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: Lake partner

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: fragrant adulterous theater stage friendly grandma

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Slimy Haunted Graveyard

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: buck-toothed heaven

today you will consume the bodily secretions of a male bartender...

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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: fragrant adulterous theater stage friendly grandma



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Wild misanthropic organic girlfriend

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: buck-toothed heaven

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: green potus wagecucks

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: odious regret



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: orange hateful set community account

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: narrow-minded wrinkle

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Dun infuriating mental disorder doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: charismatic hunting ground

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: supple school goal in life

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: stirring location dopamine

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: cracking mildly autistic psychic

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: green potus wagecucks

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: stirring location dopamine

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: charismatic hunting ground

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: green potus wagecucks

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: charismatic hunting ground

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: narrow-minded wrinkle

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: stirring location dopamine

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: charismatic hunting ground

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: stirring location dopamine

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: cracking mildly autistic psychic

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: stirring location dopamine

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: Medicated reading party

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: charismatic hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: stirring location dopamine

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Mint Casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: Mint Casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: brass stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: mustard bateful area old irish cottage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: ruddy at-the-ready useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Arrogant Indigo Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: Walnut Gaped Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Violent corner round eye

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: fragrant adulterous theater stage friendly grandma

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: charismatic hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: Exciting bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: blue cerebral dragon candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: territorial shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: heady ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: Pearl hideous trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Ivory diverse parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: Black institution goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: heady ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Free-loading cumskin volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Free-loading cumskin volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: spectacular dysfunction whorehouse

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#44378175)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Dun infuriating mental disorder doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: amethyst jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Medicated reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: lemon fear-inspiring stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: Violent corner round eye

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: Frisky Persian Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Free-loading cumskin volcanic crater

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Chrome hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: stirring location dopamine

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: House-broken base double fault

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: stirring location dopamine

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: cracking mildly autistic psychic

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: stirring location dopamine

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: sienna roommate home

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: charismatic hunting ground

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Medicated reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: Violent corner round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: Chest-beating maniacal dilemma private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: Talented copper hospital multi-billionaire

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: onyx hyperventilating hominid national

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: racy cordovan cruise ship laser beams

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: supple school goal in life

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Bearded pit

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: Khaki center mad cow disease

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: charismatic hunting ground

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: cracking mildly autistic psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: ruby razzle-dazzle knife point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: cracking mildly autistic psychic

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: carmine crusty legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: Effete beady-eyed incel

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: Crimson confused church therapy

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: high-end elastic band garrison

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: supple school goal in life

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: high-end elastic band garrison

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: cracking mildly autistic psychic

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: Effete beady-eyed incel

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: Bull headed twinkling coffee pot

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: outnumbered filthpig kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: nofapping hell internal respiration

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: Violent corner round eye

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: fuchsia mind-boggling jewess

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Coral theatre son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: cracking mildly autistic psychic

cr bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: Swollen Abode

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: Big white faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#31232267)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: cracking mildly autistic psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#31330301)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: titillating step-uncle's house mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#31894739)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: laughsome field azn

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: Adventurous Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#32123956)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: mustard bateful area old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#32150541)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: unhinged alcoholic gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#32151487)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: cracking mildly autistic psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: Adventurous Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#32336153)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: cracking mildly autistic psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: mustard bateful area old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: cracking mildly autistic psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: multi-colored drunken orchestra pit

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: mustard bateful area old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Khaki center mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: jet-lagged feces

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: Mint Casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: vibrant temple toaster

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: vibrant temple toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: contagious nursing home tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: ruby razzle-dazzle knife point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: mustard bateful area old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: insane dull antidepressant drug degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: brass stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: Canary box office

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Obsidian half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: Cocky aphrodisiac dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Canary box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: Canary box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: galvanic garnet menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Obsidian half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Plum motley forum

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: green potus wagecucks

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: insanely creepy light site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: fantasy-prone electric sound barrier

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: underhanded marvelous dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: Mint Casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Mint Casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: brass stage

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Khaki center mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: Comical kink-friendly house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: flesh business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: exhilarant snowy resort fat ankles

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: Mint Casino

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: vigorous brunch

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: Violent Sadistic Sanctuary Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: mustard bateful area old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: mustard bateful area old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Violent Sadistic Sanctuary Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: navy pervert piazza

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: hairraiser property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Frum Personal Credit Line Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: orchid federal library place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: unhinged alcoholic gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: insane dull antidepressant drug degenerate

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: razzle bright lay voyeur

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: Violent Sadistic Sanctuary Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: useless yarmulke marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: mustard bateful area old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: useless yarmulke marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: Swollen Abode

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: self-absorbed mother

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: Transparent Indecent Associate Circlehead

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: heady ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: yellow hissy fit public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: Transparent Indecent Associate Circlehead

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: yellow hissy fit public bath

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: Transparent Indecent Associate Circlehead

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: Transparent Indecent Associate Circlehead

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: underhanded marvelous dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Histrionic godawful alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: mustard bateful area old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: passionate telephone stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: Demanding Bearded Athletic Conference

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: Pearl hideous trailer park

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: Provocative red liquid oxygen university



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: flesh business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: translucent patrolman

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: trip duck-like indian lodge famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Dead learning disabled roast beef

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: Obsidian half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: Iridescent Toilet Seat Indirect Expression

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: Fluffy pungent meetinghouse

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: aquamarine space electric furnace

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: flesh business firm

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: fulano



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2most#49363699)