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Incredible Joel Osteen sermon: Dealing with your haters

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to St...
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Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one ...
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Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the imp...
pungent trump supporter boiling water
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https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39
Mahogany house tattoo
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Here, the investors are like the eagle.
pungent trump supporter boiling water
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(((crows)))
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In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing t...
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In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) woul...
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Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you po...
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I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, a...
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I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than ...
pungent trump supporter boiling water
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Ohhh he found his new thing !! I
Soul-stirring resort shitlib
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Found him This guy is way smarter and better than Joel ...
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I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his ...
pungent trump supporter boiling water
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God I fucking hate you
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You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. ...
pungent trump supporter boiling water
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Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true ...
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His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go ou...
pungent trump supporter boiling water
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Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't ex...
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I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel act...
pungent trump supporter boiling water
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You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature y...
Mauve tank church building
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Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking...
pungent trump supporter boiling water
  08/20/18
Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from th...
pungent trump supporter boiling water
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Wow! Prophetic.
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lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the c...
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Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surpr...
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LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO
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Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.
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Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of ...
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lol johnsmeyer
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This needs a vocaroo
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Coincidence that crows are black?
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Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification Joel...
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historically important thread
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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: pungent trump supporter boiling water

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to Steal Your Dreams.

It's a great message for anyone who has a throng of haters, which goes hand in hand with being successful, like Joel. I had previously sought to destroy each hater, but Joel teaches this is not what God wants.

Joel uses the analogy of an eagle. Sometimes, eagles get annoyed by crows, who like to gang up and harass them. Even though the eagle could kill a crow in one swipe, the eagle does not fight back. Instead, he rises above and flies to a higher altitude, smartly knowing that the crows cannot follow. This is how you should deal with your haters, rise above them, even though it would be very easy to quickly dispose of them like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2most#36651787)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: Mahogany house tattoo



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:37 PM
Author: Soul-stirring resort shitlib

Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one of the smartest species of birds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2most#36651797)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: pungent trump supporter boiling water

Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the important thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2most#36651811)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: Mahogany house tattoo

https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2most#36651834)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: pungent trump supporter boiling water

Here, the investors are like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2most#36651850)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:12 PM
Author: Galvanic Geriatric Associate

(((crows)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2most#39117986)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Swashbuckling location

can't believe this isn't a parody thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2most#36651805)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: aqua stirring box office pozpig



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal french chef pit



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: contagious kitchen



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: navy garrison



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:55 AM
Author: Trip lodge famous landscape painting

The autism and lack of self awareness are stunning and majestic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2most#36653743)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: Fuchsia rebellious parlor potus



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Date: August 24th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: Burgundy pistol center



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:15 PM
Author: Fuchsia rebellious parlor potus



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Arousing whorehouse

In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing the doors of your church to flood victims.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2most#36651809)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: aqua stirring box office pozpig



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: Charismatic bistre fanboi psychic



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: pungent trump supporter boiling water

In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) would be like the piles of shit that come from the crows:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2017/08/29/we-were-never-closed-joel-osteens-houston-megachurch-disputes-claims-it-shut-its-doors/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.3f8952fe70be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2most#36651866)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: Fuchsia rebellious parlor potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2most#39118014)



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Date: February 13th, 2020 1:24 PM
Author: titillating meetinghouse doctorate

Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you pointed out it was fake. Very sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2most#39589469)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: cerebral green state fat ankles



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:12 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal french chef pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2most#36653257)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:48 PM
Author: Mauve tank church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2most#36651873)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:51 PM
Author: pungent trump supporter boiling water

I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, and he's 180, and I listen to him every day.

That being said, your unrelated video is also very 180. Talk about a prophet. Who is this guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2most#36651899)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: Mauve tank church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2most#36651929)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: pungent trump supporter boiling water

I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than talking about the greatness of Osteen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2most#36651979)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: Soul-stirring resort shitlib

Ohhh he found his new thing !! I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2most#36651931)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: Mauve tank church building

Found him

This guy is way smarter and better than Joel

Give him a listen while you mow the lawn

J. Vernon McGee

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ9afjYimu0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2most#36652057)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: pungent trump supporter boiling water

I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his style makes it very difficult to get into.

He seems very smart and serious though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2most#36652149)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: Mauve tank church building

God I fucking hate you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2most#36652153)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: pungent trump supporter boiling water

You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. I think you go out of your way to seek role models that fit into this stodgy image. It's an interesting quirk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2most#36652168)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: Mauve tank church building

Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2most#36652194)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: pungent trump supporter boiling water

His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go out of your way to sound so boring.

If there's an essay version in text form that isn't terribly long, I'd look at that instead and probably extract the value in 25% of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2most#36652232)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:45 PM
Author: Mauve tank church building

Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't exist in the 1900s. Why because he is a product of an already warped image. Sure he is good for now. But good for now is exactly what had brought us to this point. It's what allows generational Judaism to continually scratch away at the strength of the white people. You grew up with an already chinked plate of armor. Your children will think it's normal to have a gaping hole in their beliefs. There is only one way to rebuild it and allowing the eroded message to continue is not the right way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2most#36652254)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: pungent trump supporter boiling water

I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel actually covered this message, in a much more entertaining and practical way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg-yH8iHNoI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2most#36652307)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Mauve tank church building

You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature you will want more than what he can give you. I'll just wait until then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2most#36652337)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: pungent trump supporter boiling water

Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking about the same thing. Osteen even uses the same phrase of "the flesh" to describe the old nature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2most#36652360)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:44 PM
Author: pungent trump supporter boiling water

Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from the other old guy that you poasted here. That guy had style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2most#36652246)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:04 PM
Author: Pea-brained preventive strike

Wow! Prophetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2most#36652000)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Pea-brained preventive strike



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: plum cruise ship headpube

lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the crows, let alone the eagle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2most#36652060)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: pungent trump supporter boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2most#36652233)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Bronze Range

Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surprised

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2most#36652312)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:28 PM
Author: Bateful Sick Dilemma Skinny Woman



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: adventurous scourge upon the earth

LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2most#36652335)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:33 AM
Author: lake mildly autistic deer antler

Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2most#36653331)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:35 AM
Author: Vigorous water buffalo stage



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:46 AM
Author: Bateful Sick Dilemma Skinny Woman

Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of his feckless devotees that they are the eagles in this analogy is truly inspirational

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2most#36653709)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Nighttime hideous set bbw

lol johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2most#36653719)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:56 AM
Author: Trip lodge famous landscape painting

This needs a vocaroo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2most#36653745)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:57 AM
Author: Swashbuckling location

Coincidence that crows are black?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2most#36653748)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: Ebony Knife Area

Lawman8 weeping

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Date: August 25th, 2018 4:11 AM
Author: Mauve tank church building



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Date: November 14th, 2019 12:29 PM
Author: pungent trump supporter boiling water

Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification

Joel would be great on XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2most#39117741)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:14 PM
Author: plum cruise ship headpube

historically important thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2most#39118002)



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: Sooty Nudist Cuckoldry Liquid Oxygen



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:08 PM
Author: pungent trump supporter boiling water

Nice bump. It remains true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2most#39467947)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: Red Aromatic Keepsake Machete



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