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blathering mother
  07/02/19
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blathering mother
  07/21/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
blathering mother
  08/21/19
OH GOD, OH-
umber persian base
  12/20/20
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Misanthropic shaky field hominid
  04/10/23
LJL @ poors
Emerald Useless Principal's Office
  08/21/19
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very tactful pale step-uncle's house knife
  08/21/19
MFCR alert
Low-t locale becky
  08/21/19
Prole tell!
Beady-eyed church building fanboi
  08/21/19
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jade stirring shrine legend
  03/06/20
the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you ge...
Adventurous dog poop heaven
  08/21/19
Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on ...
Emerald Useless Principal's Office
  08/21/19
Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% int...
Beady-eyed church building fanboi
  08/21/19
emergency money
Emerald Useless Principal's Office
  08/21/19
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Flatulent Mildly Autistic Lodge Preventive Strike
  09/01/19
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hairraiser faggotry cruise ship
  03/06/20
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hairraiser faggotry cruise ship
  09/10/21
hehe
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  09/13/25
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...,....,,........
  09/13/25
You’re poor
talking floppy church
  09/01/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
blathering mother
  09/01/19
Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.
stimulating translucent psychic state
  09/01/19
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Flatulent Mildly Autistic Lodge Preventive Strike
  09/01/19
I just got one of these too FML
Low-t locale becky
  09/01/19
As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balan...
blathering mother
  03/06/20
How poor are you fuckers?
jade stirring shrine legend
  03/06/20
As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account bal...
blathering mother
  12/20/20
There are some literal EBT niggers on this board
pea-brained domesticated indian lodge athletic conference
  12/20/20
I make 170k with 15% bonus
blathering mother
  12/20/20
I remember these. Now I get the alert when I drop below 2...
Rose twinkling uncleanness
  12/20/20
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM E...
blathering mother
  09/09/21
I have like $40k in mine ljl
cracking resort
  09/10/21
great thread
dull excitant queen of the night
  09/10/21
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ...
blathering mother
  09/28/22
https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF
blathering mother
  04/10/23
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Misanthropic shaky field hominid
  04/10/23
i love men
dull excitant queen of the night
  04/10/23
Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan...
blathering mother
  04/17/23
Your account ending in 0917 is below $0. On 09/12/2023 yo...
blathering mother
  09/14/23
How are you this poor
stimulating translucent psychic state
  09/14/23
https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk This one was special
blathering mother
  09/14/24
Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out....
thriller olive degenerate
  09/14/24
I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech
blathering mother
  09/14/24
The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progre...
blathering mother
  09/14/24
The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard®...
blathering mother
  07/18/25
Your Access Account account is now blocked Please make a pa...
Zero Income No Kids
  09/13/25


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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: blathering mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2most#38472147)



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Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: blathering mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2most#38565666)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: blathering mother

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2most#38719029)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: umber persian base

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2most#41585134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: Misanthropic shaky field hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2most#46168171)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: Emerald Useless Principal's Office

LJL @ poors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2most#38719032)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: very tactful pale step-uncle's house knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2most#38719049)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: Low-t locale becky

MFCR alert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2most#38719055)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: Beady-eyed church building fanboi

Prole tell!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2most#38719057)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: jade stirring shrine legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2most#39706257)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: Adventurous dog poop heaven

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2most#38719122)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: Emerald Useless Principal's Office

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2most#38719172)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Beady-eyed church building fanboi

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2most#38719188)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Emerald Useless Principal's Office

emergency money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2most#38719190)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Flatulent Mildly Autistic Lodge Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2most#38772520)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: hairraiser faggotry cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2most#39706394)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: hairraiser faggotry cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2most#43091968)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)

hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2most#49264499)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2most#49264717)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: talking floppy church

You’re poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2most#38772506)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: blathering mother

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2most#38772502)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: stimulating translucent psychic state

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2most#38772513)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: Flatulent Mildly Autistic Lodge Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2most#38772800)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: Low-t locale becky

I just got one of these too FML

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2most#38772547)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: blathering mother

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2most#39706250)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: jade stirring shrine legend

How poor are you fuckers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2most#39706259)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: blathering mother

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2most#41585116)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: pea-brained domesticated indian lodge athletic conference

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2most#41585179)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: blathering mother

I make 170k with 15% bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2most#41585202)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Rose twinkling uncleanness

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2most#41585204)



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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: blathering mother

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2most#43091044)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: cracking resort

I have like $40k in mine ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2most#43091910)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: dull excitant queen of the night

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2most#43091913)



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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: blathering mother

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2most#45245721)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: blathering mother

https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2most#46168134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: Misanthropic shaky field hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2most#46168176)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: dull excitant queen of the night

i love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2most#46168149)



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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: blathering mother

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2most#46197594)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: blathering mother

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2most#46797731)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: stimulating translucent psychic state

How are you this poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2most#46797738)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: blathering mother

https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk

This one was special

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2most#48088138)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: thriller olive degenerate

Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2most#48088162)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: blathering mother

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2most#48088168)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: blathering mother

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2most#48088192)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: blathering mother

The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is:

$0.06 for Transit purchases

$0.00 for Parking purchases

$0.00 for Micromobility purchases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2most#49111460)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Zero Income No Kids

Your Access Account account is now blocked

Please make a payment in the next 15 days to avoid account closure

Hi, ZINK. We wanted to let you know that your Access Account account is still overdrawn by $9.00. As a result, your account has been blocked and any of your checks, payments or other withdrawals will not be completed. Your account will remain inactive until you make a payment for the overdrawn amount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2most#49264493)