\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

Shitlaw boss won a jury trial by just talking nonsense (not flame)

One of the most masterful closings I’ve ever seen. ...
arrogant exciting organic girlfriend athletic conference
  01/03/23
https://voca.ro/1kMupPXias0T
Orange stage
  01/03/23
Laughing my fuckin ass off
arrogant exciting organic girlfriend athletic conference
  01/03/23
180
Disgusting Soul-stirring Base
  01/03/23
Holy shit
arrogant exciting organic girlfriend athletic conference
  01/04/23
...
Henna faggotry dilemma
  01/04/23
alright, im a tranny advocate now
narrow-minded chad whorehouse
  01/04/23
anyone still doubt that trannies are men?
Violet weed whacker crotch
  01/04/23
everyone in this story is male. im also a top. we might as w...
Orange stage
  01/04/23
so you agree that you’re a man? cool
Violet weed whacker crotch
  01/04/23
(1d being perceiving a cross-section of a 2d plane) yes
Orange stage
  01/04/23
It’s not that deep. You’re just a man.
Violet weed whacker crotch
  01/04/23
more than u are, yes
Orange stage
  01/04/23
180
ruby chapel sandwich
  04/19/23
...
Orange stage
  04/19/23
...
concupiscible slimy box office dog poop
  04/23/24
...
Henna faggotry dilemma
  04/23/24
...
narrow-minded chad whorehouse
  04/30/24
...
Tantric juggernaut internal respiration
  04/30/24
...
Lime Office Prole
  04/30/24
...
WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER
  08/26/25
...
Eric L Bumpus, 4409 Rawlins St, Dallas, TX 75219
  08/26/25
...
Walnut national windowlicker
  01/03/23
...
Fragrant sexy cruise ship karate
  01/03/23
...
Orange stage
  01/03/23
...
Orange stage
  01/03/23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrux3ot6eLI
galvanic offensive bawdyhouse
  01/04/23
SBF just retained “Butter & Bread LLP,” 180
odious chocolate laser beams
  01/04/23
...
cerise twisted address volcanic crater
  01/04/23
...
Vivacious thirsty death wish school
  04/23/24
...
Disrespectful Market
  01/04/23
The story had me at first but lost me without a plot.
yapping appetizing really tough guy
  01/04/23
...
adventurous pontificating preventive strike
  01/04/23
...
Walnut national windowlicker
  01/04/23
...
Walnut national windowlicker
  01/04/23
...
Walnut national windowlicker
  01/06/23
...
Walnut national windowlicker
  01/24/23
...
Walnut national windowlicker
  12/27/23
...
big dead boiling water friendly grandma
  12/27/23
...
Walnut national windowlicker
  02/07/24
...
Fragrant sexy cruise ship karate
  02/07/24
...
Walnut national windowlicker
  04/23/24
Shit thread
supple stain
  04/23/24
QUotemo positivity
Walnut national windowlicker
  04/23/24
...
Jet-lagged Glittery House
  04/23/24
...
Motley Regret New Version
  04/23/24
(rat)
cerise twisted address volcanic crater
  04/23/24
...
WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER
  08/26/25
...
hyperactive sneaky criminal
  04/23/24
The best trial attorneys I've ever seen (both prosbros and d...
hyperactive sneaky criminal
  04/30/24
it's funny listening to eggheads talk about jury shit when t...
narrow-minded chad whorehouse
  04/30/24
when i was in law school we had a bunch of inner city kids a...
Motley Regret New Version
  04/30/24
...
narrow-minded chad whorehouse
  04/30/24
(slimshadymantp)
cerise twisted address volcanic crater
  04/30/24
...
kevin eubanks and the tonight show band
  08/26/25


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:27 PM
Author: arrogant exciting organic girlfriend athletic conference

One of the most masterful closings I’ve ever seen.

He started off by saying “in every hood story, there’s the snake, the rat, the cat and the dog.”

He went through each witness and categorized him as the snake and the rat. Then in a ballsy move called the victim the cat. And the defendant is the dog. He said “is he the king? Hell yeah. Does he do illegal shit? Hell yeah. Is he the boss? Hell yeah. Is the the dog? You bet. Does the dog need to waste his time and his freedom to put down the cat? No way and the evidence showed that there might be a bigger cat out there that killed (Williams) but it sure as hell wasn’t the dog. The dog has better things to do. And for that reason I ask that you find the defendant not guilty of all charges.”

The jury’s jaw dropped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2most#45736855)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:39 PM
Author: Orange stage

https://voca.ro/1kMupPXias0T

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2most#45736910)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:41 PM
Author: arrogant exciting organic girlfriend athletic conference

Laughing my fuckin ass off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2most#45736920)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:43 PM
Author: Disgusting Soul-stirring Base

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2most#45736930)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 4th, 2023 5:34 AM
Author: arrogant exciting organic girlfriend athletic conference

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2most#45738950)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 4th, 2023 5:46 AM
Author: Henna faggotry dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2most#45738951)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 4th, 2023 6:24 AM
Author: narrow-minded chad whorehouse

alright, im a tranny advocate now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2most#45738975)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 4th, 2023 6:35 AM
Author: Violet weed whacker crotch

anyone still doubt that trannies are men?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2most#45738984)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 4th, 2023 8:10 AM
Author: Orange stage

everyone in this story is male. im also a top. we might as well assume all xo poas are women from ur poasting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2most#45739057)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 4th, 2023 8:39 AM
Author: Violet weed whacker crotch

so you agree that you’re a man? cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2most#45739106)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 4th, 2023 8:40 AM
Author: Orange stage

(1d being perceiving a cross-section of a 2d plane) yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2most#45739112)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 4th, 2023 8:56 AM
Author: Violet weed whacker crotch

It’s not that deep. You’re just a man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2most#45739151)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 4th, 2023 8:57 AM
Author: Orange stage

more than u are, yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2most#45739155)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 19th, 2023 2:48 PM
Author: ruby chapel sandwich

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2most#46206733)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 19th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: Orange stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2most#46206694)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 23rd, 2024 2:52 AM
Author: concupiscible slimy box office dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2most#47603587)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 23rd, 2024 3:12 AM
Author: Henna faggotry dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2most#47603607)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 30th, 2024 7:55 AM
Author: narrow-minded chad whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2most#47620711)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 30th, 2024 8:39 AM
Author: Tantric juggernaut internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2most#47620846)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 30th, 2024 10:04 AM
Author: Lime Office Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2most#47620946)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 26th, 2025 9:14 AM
Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2most#49213068)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 26th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: Eric L Bumpus, 4409 Rawlins St, Dallas, TX 75219 (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2most#49213074)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:28 PM
Author: Walnut national windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2most#45736856)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:29 PM
Author: Fragrant sexy cruise ship karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2most#45736859)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:31 PM
Author: Orange stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2most#45736872)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:38 PM
Author: Orange stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2most#45736908)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 4th, 2023 9:01 AM
Author: galvanic offensive bawdyhouse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrux3ot6eLI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2most#45739167)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 4th, 2023 9:59 AM
Author: odious chocolate laser beams

SBF just retained “Butter & Bread LLP,” 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2most#45739289)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 4th, 2023 10:05 AM
Author: cerise twisted address volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2most#45739308)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 23rd, 2024 4:53 AM
Author: Vivacious thirsty death wish school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2most#47603641)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 4th, 2023 10:02 AM
Author: Disrespectful Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2most#45739301)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 4th, 2023 10:11 AM
Author: yapping appetizing really tough guy

The story had me at first but lost me without a plot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2most#45739348)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 4th, 2023 10:26 AM
Author: adventurous pontificating preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2most#45739457)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 4th, 2023 10:53 AM
Author: Walnut national windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2most#45739630)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 4th, 2023 5:36 PM
Author: Walnut national windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2most#45742027)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 6th, 2023 10:54 AM
Author: Walnut national windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2most#45750389)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 24th, 2023 1:53 PM
Author: Walnut national windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2most#45835222)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 27th, 2023 1:24 PM
Author: Walnut national windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2most#47219210)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 27th, 2023 1:43 PM
Author: big dead boiling water friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2most#47219260)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 7th, 2024 2:00 PM
Author: Walnut national windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2most#47376237)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 7th, 2024 2:01 PM
Author: Fragrant sexy cruise ship karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2most#47376245)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:55 AM
Author: Walnut national windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2most#47603827)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:57 AM
Author: supple stain

Shit thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2most#47603834)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:58 AM
Author: Walnut national windowlicker

QUotemo positivity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2most#47603842)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:00 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Glittery House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2most#47603847)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:44 AM
Author: Motley Regret New Version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2most#47604038)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:48 AM
Author: cerise twisted address volcanic crater

(rat)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2most#47604053)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 26th, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2most#49213069)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 23rd, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: hyperactive sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2most#47604067)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 30th, 2024 8:31 AM
Author: hyperactive sneaky criminal

The best trial attorneys I've ever seen (both prosbros and defbros) all do stuff like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2most#47620822)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 30th, 2024 9:07 AM
Author: narrow-minded chad whorehouse

it's funny listening to eggheads talk about jury shit when the most successful trial attorneys are just charismatic bros. also so much of trial and legal theory is about a "reasonable jury" when they're fucking retarded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2most#47620882)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 30th, 2024 9:55 AM
Author: Motley Regret New Version

when i was in law school we had a bunch of inner city kids as the jury in this trial advocacy class i took. my side won the case and the jury all said they were on the fence until they heard my closing argument. the other side iirc was going on and on about the legal standard (i think it was a defamation case) but i did some tv lawyer bullshit where i just talked about other bs and "fairness" and whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2most#47620919)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 30th, 2024 10:02 AM
Author: narrow-minded chad whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2most#47620938)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 30th, 2024 10:26 AM
Author: cerise twisted address volcanic crater

(slimshadymantp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2most#47621001)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 26th, 2025 9:10 AM
Author: kevin eubanks and the tonight show band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2most#49213065)