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😍A day in the life of President Newsom's America😍

8:05 AM: You wake up alone. Your wife left you two months ag...
Vermilion Menage Puppy
  07/19/24
I live like this now
odious wild masturbator
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Trip Godawful Base Knife
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180
mewling really tough guy institution
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vivacious splenetic coffee pot karate
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painfully honest brunch
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Juan Eighty
  08/29/25
loling that you actually wrote all that out and thought it w...
bonkers indian lodge
  07/19/24
This will be bumped countless times when he announces his Pr...
180 useless school
  07/19/24
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chocolate weed whacker hell
  07/19/24
*in the next week
Vermilion Menage Puppy
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High-end twinkling uncleanness
  07/19/24
libs maf!
Soul-stirring Sweet Tailpipe Stage
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dashing amber orchestra pit degenerate
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Ocher Heady Trust Fund
  07/20/24
Unfortunately you must not know how this places works. This ...
Iridescent Rough-skinned Area Persian
  07/19/24
3:00 AM: An illegally flexible Newsom slides into the crack ...
chocolate weed whacker hell
  07/19/24
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Cordovan regret
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Soul-stirring Sweet Tailpipe Stage
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confused tanning salon
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180 useless school
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Dun comical associate
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NM is back
Demanding Hissy Fit Resort
  07/19/24
God I hope so
High-end twinkling uncleanness
  07/19/24
His love is with us always, brother.
Vermilion Menage Puppy
  07/19/24
He poasted yesterday iirc
chocolate weed whacker hell
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Bearded Spectacular National Pisswyrm
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Vermilion Menage Puppy
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abusive property hominid
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Razzle-dazzle old irish cottage
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sick magenta love of her life
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Irradiated mother
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Seedy obsidian wrinkle theater
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primrose site
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chocolate weed whacker hell
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Carpathian man, US Citizen
  08/29/25
Wow
gibberish (?)
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Soul-stirring Sweet Tailpipe Stage
  07/19/24
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confused tanning salon
  07/19/24
mrx sunburst
confused tanning salon
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Demanding Hissy Fit Resort
  07/19/24
Pics?
gold university
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Demanding Hissy Fit Resort
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provocative blue market community account
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sick magenta love of her life
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sick magenta love of her life
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violet queen of the night
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Electric boltzmann
  07/19/24
Lmao. Do you make Wojak YouTube vids in your spare time?
Stimulating nibblets theatre
  07/19/24
OP is the terrorist pumping out those wojak with fat chick ....
chocolate weed whacker hell
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Filthy crawly fanboi faggot firefighter
  07/19/24
4:50 P.M. you change your work computer wallpaper to a pictu...
gold university
  07/19/24
convenient, what with me already planning to do that for unr...
Cordovan regret
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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:34 PM
Author: Vermilion Menage Puppy

8:05 AM: You wake up alone. Your wife left you two months ago because your social credit score dropped below 500 after you misgendered someone at the grocery store. She couldn't deal with the shame.

8:30 AM: After getting dressed you head to the kitchen and start making yourself breakfast. You instinctively beckon "kids, get up, time for school," before stopping yourself. The government took them last week. Your son told his radically inclusive teacher, Mrx. Sunburst, that he identified as a girl (he finally cracked under the peer pressure) and that his dad would be mad. Per President Newsom's new "Protect Our Youth" law, they were swiftly removed from your custody and taken to a state run communal dorm for trans kids.

You choke back tears and remain composed when you remember that any display of anger would trigger Alexa to further reduce your social score.

8:50 AM: You get in your car to head to work. Combustion engines have been banned and Tesla was shut down by state for subversive thought, so you take your shitty Prius.

10:00 AM: You're brought to a conference room at work and told that you won't be promoted until you improve your social score. The easiest way to do this is to increase your monthly tithe to the National Reparations Fund. You up it to 15%.

12:30 PM: You decide to walk around the block to get lunch but you're mugged. This has become a common occurence after President Newsom instituted a nationwide ban on prosecuting low level street crimes. In the scuffle, you push the mugger. A police officer runs to the scene and issues you a $500 ticket for vigilantism.

5:45 PM: You drive home to your empty house and make dinner. Meat protein is subject to a 50% tax, and given your 60% effective income tax rate and 15% tithe to the National Reparations Fund, you instead eat a bowl of fried cockroaches.

10:00 PM: You fall asleep and dream of dying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2most#47866498)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:37 PM
Author: odious wild masturbator

I live like this now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2most#47866513)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: Trip Godawful Base Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2most#47866534)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: mewling really tough guy institution

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2most#47867315)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 4:47 PM
Author: vivacious splenetic coffee pot karate



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:08 PM
Author: painfully honest brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2most#47867863)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Juan Eighty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2most#49221692)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: bonkers indian lodge

loling that you actually wrote all that out and thought it was a good use of your time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2most#47866519)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: 180 useless school

This will be bumped countless times when he announces his Presidential run in the next decade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2most#47866532)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: chocolate weed whacker hell



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Date: July 21st, 2024 2:08 PM
Author: Vermilion Menage Puppy

*in the next week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2most#47874025)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: High-end twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2most#47866695)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:16 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Sweet Tailpipe Stage

libs maf!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2most#47867901)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:32 PM
Author: dashing amber orchestra pit degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2most#47868517)



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Date: July 20th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: Ocher Heady Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2most#47869891)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 8:02 PM
Author: Iridescent Rough-skinned Area Persian

Unfortunately you must not know how this places works. This is outlandish fiction. Treasonous thought. Tongue in cheek? Prophecy? Come back and see. When I read this tread. Full of dread. Knowing the first time would be the first of fifty. (Hello to me at #48!). This will be true. He is the scriptwriter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2most#47868571)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:40 PM
Author: chocolate weed whacker hell

3:00 AM: An illegally flexible Newsom slides into the crack in your doorframe and stands over your sleeping carcass with a look of an emperor's bemusement, peppered with a divine pity not known to the world of men since the days of the true saints. His prehensile tongue flickers out and caresses the sweaty pores on your face briefly, before his cartilaginous skeleton flattens in on itself and exits through the window. You have been marked. You are chosen. Deep in your slumber, you dream of a crimson wind scattering over an blasted land of ash and smoke. Thousands cheer your name as you sail down a river of blood, at the helm of a Persian pleasure barge decadent enough to make Cyrus the Great blush. You awake briefly and feel something has changed. You return to sleep, and the next day begins anew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2most#47866523)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: Cordovan regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2most#47866530)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Sweet Tailpipe Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2most#47866535)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:44 PM
Author: confused tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2most#47866545)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:45 PM
Author: 180 useless school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2most#47866550)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: Dun comical associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2most#47866552)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:48 PM
Author: Demanding Hissy Fit Resort

NM is back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2most#47866565)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: High-end twinkling uncleanness

God I hope so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2most#47866698)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: Vermilion Menage Puppy

His love is with us always, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2most#47866750)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: chocolate weed whacker hell

He poasted yesterday iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2most#47866753)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: Bearded Spectacular National Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2most#47866568)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:54 PM
Author: Vermilion Menage Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2most#47866578)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:03 PM
Author: abusive property hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2most#47866610)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:37 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2most#47866804)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: sick magenta love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2most#47866811)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:07 PM
Author: Irradiated mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2most#47867859)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:15 PM
Author: Seedy obsidian wrinkle theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2most#47867895)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:16 PM
Author: ebony crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2most#47867900)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 6:56 PM
Author: primrose site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2most#47868419)



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Date: February 4th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: chocolate weed whacker hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2most#48622733)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Carpathian man, US Citizen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2most#49221678)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: gibberish (?)

Wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2most#49221683)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Sweet Tailpipe Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2most#47866533)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:44 PM
Author: confused tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2most#47866546)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: confused tanning salon

mrx sunburst

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2most#47866553)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: Demanding Hissy Fit Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2most#47866557)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:40 PM
Author: gold university

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2most#47868535)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: Demanding Hissy Fit Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2most#47866555)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: provocative blue market community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2most#47866706)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: sick magenta love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2most#47866810)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 2:45 PM
Author: sick magenta love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2most#47867174)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: violet queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2most#47867320)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 4:46 PM
Author: Electric boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2most#47867741)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:09 PM
Author: Stimulating nibblets theatre

Lmao. Do you make Wojak YouTube vids in your spare time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2most#47867866)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:58 PM
Author: chocolate weed whacker hell

OP is the terrorist pumping out those wojak with fat chick .jpgs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2most#47868115)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:12 PM
Author: Filthy crawly fanboi faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2most#47867880)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:42 PM
Author: gold university

4:50 P.M. you change your work computer wallpaper to a picture of a shirtless Newsome reenacting the Kirk Cousins "You Like That" complete with chains and surrounding muscled Blacks after hearing a rumor it can improve your Social Credit Score.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2most#47868540)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 8:20 PM
Author: Cordovan regret

convenient, what with me already planning to do that for unrelated reasons and all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2most#47868618)



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Date: July 20th, 2024 9:42 AM
Author: Vermilion Menage Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2most#47869852)



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Date: July 20th, 2024 4:08 PM
Author: chocolate weed whacker hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2most#47871075)



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Date: July 21st, 2024 2:08 PM
Author: Vermilion Menage Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2most#47874024)