Date: May 11th, 2026 8:36 PM
Author: Massive Penile Appendage (No Future)
It was at a shopping mall and they were arguing about something stupid like candles at Anthropologie. Anyway, she raised her voice and said "I don't deserve to be treated like this. I should have a taller husband right now!"
He stammered "what does that have to do with anything" and then a saleswoman came up and I thought she'd ask them to leave but she asked the woman's name. The woman said "Cynthia" and then the saleswoman started chanting, "It's not fair! It's not right! Cynthia deserves the height!"
All of the other women in the store began chanting and you could see some of the other men there get nervous.
He bought the candles and even let her get an astrology sweater too. Just devastating.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866000&forum_id=2most#49880967)