Date: June 2nd, 2014 7:11 PM
Author: histrionic bat shit crazy forum
[Scene: A bar in rural Idaho]
[background: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=HtlLyLUrrIg]
"Your father was captain of a litigation strike force for only *one month*; he brought victory in twelve separate bet-the-company trials. Including one that saved your and your mother's lives.
{sets down tumbler}
{turns stool to face you; looks directly into your eyes}
"I dare you to do better. Enlist in the Jurisprudential Corp."
[cut to new scene, t=~+45s from start of bar scene to coincide with background music shift]
[back shot of suited figure leading phalanx of dozen team members, briefcases in hand; walking up marble steps of federal court house; American flags on left and right framing]
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2583133&forum_id=3#25675101)