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Remarks on the Felling of P. Bunyan, October 2147 A.D.
| carmine alpha | 05/24/14 |
| carmine alpha | 05/24/14 |
| Motley selfie | 05/25/14 |
| carmine alpha | 08/15/14 |
| Magenta filthy whorehouse messiness | 11/23/14 |
| carmine alpha | 12/11/14 |
| carmine alpha | 04/01/15 |
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Date: May 24th, 2014 10:04 PM Author: carmine alpha {standing at hastily assembled podium and wooden stage, the gargantuan head of the murderous wood-cutter in the foreground, his body extending outward into the crowd, gathered toward the stage on either side of their once-great nemesis}
"Did we kill the Lumberjack?"
{shouts of "aye!" from the crowd}
"Yes, we did."
{Cheers}
"Gentlemen. Please. Did we kill the lumberjack? Yes, we did. But we did not do so lightly."
{In the distance, the bellowing of a mighty ox sounds -- camera turns; in far-off background, right, the fifty-ton beast companion can be seen struggling against massive ropework bindings; men heave and pull to keep Babe down}
"No. We did not do this lightly. In fact, I speak to you now with a heavy heart. For Paul Bunyan was a great man." |
Date: May 24th, 2014 10:04 PM Author: carmine alpha {A squadron of fighter jets flies overhead in tribute, misting the crowd with maple syrup} (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2575896&forum_id=3#25623752) |
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Date: May 25th, 2014 12:44 AM Author: Motley selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2575896&forum_id=3#25624617) |
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Date: August 15th, 2014 1:01 AM Author: carmine alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2575896&forum_id=3#26131959) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2014 8:59 PM Author: Magenta filthy whorehouse messiness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2575896&forum_id=3#26781339) |
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Date: December 11th, 2014 8:37 PM Author: carmine alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2575896&forum_id=3#26911885) |
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Date: April 1st, 2015 10:49 AM Author: carmine alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2575896&forum_id=3#27594324) |