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Date: July 10th, 2009 2:47 PM Author: Mewling coldplay fan corner
tcr
And if her blog here is accurate ;)
http://thedivinedetails.wordpress.com/2009/03/15/men-in-bars/
"Yes, I see you smiling at me. You say hello, I say hello back. I walk up to the bar alone and you take the opportunity to come say hello again. You’re cute and I’m a little drunk. A perfect combination. Being a guy in your mid-twenties, you necessarily have nothing interesting to say, but I’m mildly entertained by your wanton use of cliched movie quotes. I start looking anxiously at the bartender, the only one on shift, giving her The Eye. Hurry up, please, I mentally beg her. All seems well until your eyes fall to my chest level and you exclaim, “WOW, are those D’s???” I’m in disbelief. I reply, “Are you seriously talking about my CHEST?!” His tongue literally hanging out of his mouth, he replies, “They’re HUGE!” And where is my God-damn drink! Bartender’s tip is shrinking with each passing sweep of his bulging eyes toward my chest. After an eternity, she places my Malibu and diet on the bar, I plunk down my $7 and return to the back corner where my friends are waiting."
[insert “Rate this HUGE breasted cheerful big tit girl from CLS” allusion here]
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1038246&forum_id=2#12208740) |
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Date: July 10th, 2009 4:25 PM Author: Startled base hominid
To repost:
SO, SHE'S GOT SOME BIG TITS! AWESOME!
And, some dude is stealing by best pickup lines.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1038246&forum_id=2#12209556) |
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