Shit. I think this guy I saw today died...
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Date: November 30th, 2004 9:53 PM Author: Endless Mike
I was at McDonalds, and talking with some friends and stuff. There was this guy sitting in the corner all by himself. He looked sort of depressed. I didn't really think about it until later though. He finished his food before us and walked out. Like, 30 seconds later, we hear these brakes screeching and we were like 'WTF, was that a car accident?' and we all stand up and look out the window. It was that kid. I guess he jumped in front of a car or something. He was just lying on the ground. I couldn't tell if he was alive or not. It was crazy. This lady standing in line started screaming and stuff. We didn't go out there, but we watched until the ambulance came. It was really sad when his mom showed up though. They had to sort of shovel him onto the stretcher, and as they were putting him into the ambulance, his mom saw the tread marks on his chest and head and said 'You're movin' with your uncle and auntie in Bel Air.' I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, The license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cat was rare, But I thought "Nah forget it, Yo home to Bel Air." I pulled up to the house about seven or eight, and I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes, smell ya later." Looking at my kingdom, I was finally there, To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#1723072) |
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Date: January 30th, 2005 8:44 PM Author: TTTUgrad
"...as they were putting him into the ambulance, his mom saw the tread marks on his chest and head and said 'You're movin' with your uncle and auntie in Bel Air.'"
Fantastic transition
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#2030866) |
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Date: August 10th, 2005 4:23 PM Author: Pilates
"They had to sort of shovel him onto the stretcher, and as they were putting him into the ambulance, his mom saw the tread marks on his chest and head and said 'You're movin' with your uncle and auntie in Bel Air.'"
TITCR.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#3551319) |
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Date: December 1st, 2004 10:17 PM Author: Loser-Fuckles
1) This one's much better.
2) You suck for using autoadmit.com instead of xoxohth.com.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#1727934) |
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Date: December 1st, 2004 10:24 PM Author: KelVarnsen (wild watermelon)
1. you had to be there, it's not as funny when you know it's coming.
2. not my link
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#1727976) |
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Date: January 20th, 2005 12:34 AM Author: Harrison Randall Pink
It figures you wouldn't.
You can't die soon enough.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#1965800) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2004 2:45 AM Author: [Board administrators control this account.]
I just started laughing again.
HOwever, i copied the text of the OP, and emailed it to some friends (subject line-- i forgot to tell you about this) and they just wrote back saying "wtf?"
i guess it only works on a message board.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#1729180) |
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Date: December 15th, 2004 2:44 PM Author: Harrison Randall Pink
The details are also glorious.
"and stuff"
"We didn't go out there, but we watched until the ambulance came."
Things like that are brilliant.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#1796076) |

Date: March 1st, 2005 8:20 PM Author: NicoBlue
Does that one line mean:
"Yo holmes, take me to Bel Air"
or
"Yo, take me home to Bel Air"
?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#2236702) |

Date: May 4th, 2005 10:04 AM Author: Shackleton (Ubi te paedicabam, tuque dolebas)
http://www.collegehumor.com/?update_id=205
Top 100 People In History, Ever. #87 Earl Moberg
Update by Jeff Rubin on May. 3rd, 2005
You may not know Earl Moberg by name, but you've seen his face hundreds of times. Earl is best known for playing the cab driver in the opening credits of The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. I recently had the pleasure of talking with Earl about the opening credits, life, and those funky dice in the mirror.
Jeff: Did you have any idea when you were shooting the opening for Fresh Prince how big the show was going to be?
Earl Moberg: No way man, I had no idea. We shot that entire sequence in about three hours right before lunch in, wow what was it, 1989 I think. If you would have told me then I was going to be on TV twice a day sixteen years later, I would have called you a liar and told you to get of my cab.
J: That brings up an interesting point, you are a real cab driver.
EM: Yes, absolutely. I've been driving cabs 20 years.
J: So then how did you end up on TV?
EM: It's a funny story. Quincy Jones, who produced the show, got in my cab one morning. I remember it like it was yesterday - he went from Wooster & Spring to Washington Square Park. When we got there I told him there was no fare and the only payment I would accept was a high five. He looked me square in the eye, Quincy has this way of looking at you, and said "How would you like to come to Hollywood?"
J: But you never had a desire to stay?
EM: Nah, driving a cab is what I do. I had a few other offers after the show got popular, but I couldn't stop doing this.
J: Do you still keep in touch with Will?
EM: Will is a stand-up young man. He still sends my family and I a Christmas card every year. He signs it "stay fresh."
J: Did being on TV every week for years affect you?
EM: I don't know, I don't think so really. My friends would say "smell ya' later" for about a year or two. Then it got old. I don't really smell. People started to recognize me when they got in my cab for a while. It's starting to happen again now that the show's on Nick at Nite. I must have taken a thousand pictures giving people high fives over the year. But who am I kidding? I love it.
J: I ask everyone this question Earl...
EM: Hooo boy, here it comes. I'm ready for it.
J: If you could eat dinner with any three people, living or dead, who would it be?
EM: What a question! I would choose with Mahatma Ghandi, Robert DeNiro, and my wife. I think they'd all get along.
J: Earl, it's been great talking to you. One last question: what is your favorite Fresh Prince moment?
EM: [laughs] That's a hard one. I never really loved the show honestly. The subject matter could get a little salty for my taste. I didn't like how Will treated his elders. If I had to pick, I guess I like the part where he gets in the cab and says "Yo home to Bel Air!" [laughs] Or whenever Uncle Phil throws Jazz out of the house. That Jazz has a smart mouth.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#2695790) |
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Date: August 10th, 2005 11:15 AM Author: ^_^
excellent.
I shed tears of joy everytime I see this thread.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#3548731) |
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Date: December 30th, 2005 2:01 PM Author: Rowan (Red Pride!)
yay! just in case...
I was at McDonalds, talking with some friends. This guy, sitting in the corner all by himself, looked depressed. But I didn't really think about it until later. He finished his food before us and walked out. Like, 30 seconds later, we hear these brakes screeching and we were like 'WTF, was that a car accident?' So we all stand up and look out the window. It was that kid, who I guess jumped in front of a car. He was just lying on the ground. I couldn't tell if he was alive or not. It was crazy. Then this lady started screaming. We didn't go out there, but we watched until the ambulance came. It was really sad when his mom showed up, though. They had to shovel him onto the stretcher. And, as they were putting him into the ambulance, his mom saw the tread marks on his chest and head. Suddenly, she yelled 'You're movin' with your uncle and auntie in Bel Air.' I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, The license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cat was rare, But I thought "Nah forget it, Yo home to Bel Air." I pulled up to the house about seven or eight, and I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes, smell ya later." Looking at my kingdom, I was finally there, To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#4695806) |

Date: May 5th, 2006 2:54 PM Author: done and done
The best thing about this thread is that I forgot the story completely, and read it again.
It was like reading it for the first time all over. I cried tears of joy.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#5720910) |

Date: May 17th, 2006 11:50 PM Author: , .. ,,, .. . . . , , , ,,,,,,,
*cries* best xoxo post ever
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#5805790) |

Date: June 5th, 2006 8:10 PM Author: Poorly Written User Documentation
i had the weirdest feeling reading that...
bwahahahahaha!!111
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#5917827) |
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Date: January 9th, 2007 7:20 PM Author: ..,...,.,. ..,,,.,,..,., .,.,...,..,.
eh...
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#7384797) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 10:38 PM Author: Guilt stricken sobbing with our heads on the floor
YES!
TYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTY
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#7486330) |

Date: January 25th, 2007 10:49 PM Author: Felix Leiter
This is good, but I can't believe people really think it's on par with Consenus Philosophy of Shit Eating, Tried all y'all's fucking neanderthalish method, Dirty Old Voyeuristic Tale, etc.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#7486375)
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Date: April 27th, 2007 5:27 PM Author: .,...,,,.,..,,,,,.,,,.,,,.,.,
Wow, bad form, Thea.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#8018500) |
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Date: September 4th, 2007 12:04 AM Author: Felix Leiter
Okay, yeah, in isolation my comment looks pretty shitty, I have to admit that.
Unfortunately, the context is in some other thread, which I have no idea how to locate now. Basically it was one of those "greatest XO threads" type of threads, and somebody there mentioned this thread, as well as the ones I referenced above, and somebody else said that this thread blew the others away. I had never seen this thread, so I did a comparison, and left my assessment here instead of there.
But yeah, bottom line is that I have horrendous pride-of-authorship issues. And also, I am fucking awesome.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#8597283) |

Date: April 9th, 2008 1:12 AM Author: Maria (Celes)
http://mushroomprince.ytmnd.com/
*hoots*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#9600206) |
Date: April 9th, 2008 1:20 AM Author: GOLD PLATED CADILLAC COSMETIC SURGERY
Damn, I was overdue to bump this one.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#9600249) |
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