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Date: November 30th, 2004 9:53 PM Author: Endless Mike I was at McDonalds, and talking with some friends and stuff. There was this guy sitting in the corner all by himself. He looked sort of depressed. I didn't really think about it until later though. He finished his food before us and walked out. Like, 30 seconds later, we hear these brakes screeching and we were like 'WTF, was that a car accident?' and we all stand up and look out the window. It was that kid. I guess he jumped in front of a car or something. He was just lying on the ground. I couldn't tell if he was alive or not. It was crazy. This lady standing in line started screaming and stuff. We didn't go out there, but we watched until the ambulance came. It was really sad when his mom showed up though. They had to sort of shovel him onto the stretcher, and as they were putting him into the ambulance, his mom saw the tread marks on his chest and head and said 'You're movin' with your uncle and auntie in Bel Air.' I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, The license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cat was rare, But I thought "Nah forget it, Yo home to Bel Air." I pulled up to the house about seven or eight, and I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes, smell ya later." Looking at my kingdom, I was finally there, To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#1723072) |
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Date: November 30th, 2004 9:56 PM Author: NicoBlue 1fucking80 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#1723085) |
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Date: November 30th, 2004 9:56 PM Author: Skeletori Spelling what the fuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#1723092) |
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Date: November 30th, 2004 10:05 PM Author: Brined Turkey I can't stop laughing at this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#1723152) |
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Date: November 30th, 2004 10:06 PM Author: NicoBlue I agree. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#1723155) |
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Date: December 1st, 2004 12:01 PM Author: Monroe Ficus (lawschoolnumbers.com: dinobuddy) Ten points for Gryffindor. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#1725326) |
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Date: December 1st, 2004 8:09 PM Author: Extreme Fajitas I laughed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#1727483) |
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Date: December 1st, 2004 12:14 PM Author: J. Punk rock. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#1725366) |
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Date: May 16th, 2005 4:33 AM Author: Barry Melrose What do you mean by that?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v666/sickoperative/carloton9li.gif |
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Date: May 5th, 2006 2:49 PM Author: .o.o.o.o. we need to use this phrase more often. i miss it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#5720876) |
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Date: December 1st, 2004 10:06 PM Author: [Board administrators control this account.] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#1727888) |
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Date: January 30th, 2005 8:44 PM Author: TTTUgrad "...as they were putting him into the ambulance, his mom saw the tread marks on his chest and head and said 'You're movin' with your uncle and auntie in Bel Air.'"
Fantastic transition |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 10:15 AM Author: FOBMAN best post ever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#2695811) |
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Date: August 10th, 2005 4:23 PM Author: Pilates "They had to sort of shovel him onto the stretcher, and as they were putting him into the ambulance, his mom saw the tread marks on his chest and head and said 'You're movin' with your uncle and auntie in Bel Air.'"
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Date: November 30th, 2004 10:07 PM Author: andots Very good post. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#1723170) |
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Date: November 30th, 2004 10:23 PM Author: Howard Stern (i like puddin) Very Random and Very 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#1723270) |
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Date: November 30th, 2004 10:31 PM Author: Benjamin Affleck hm, did you read the history of penn thread? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#1723317) |
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Date: December 1st, 2004 8:07 PM Author: Endless Mike bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#1727469) |
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Date: December 1st, 2004 8:12 PM Author: ponky (see you in the playoffs artest!) LMFAO!!! at first i was all sad about the story and then i slowly started smiling and then busted out laughing, thanks! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#1727488) |
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Date: December 1st, 2004 10:20 PM Author: Futureman Holy shit. That's exactly the reaction I had. Weird, huh? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#1727949) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2004 12:31 AM Author: ponky (see you in the playoffs artest!) yup, delayed response cause i spent the last couple of hours watching basketball (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#1728535) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2004 12:32 AM Author: [Board administrators control this account.] i keep laughing to myself about this post whenever i think about it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#1728540) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2004 12:33 AM Author: ponky (see you in the playoffs artest!) ha, now I'M laughing, this is weird...right around the part where they "shovel him" is where i'm like "WHAAAAAAA?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#1728544) |
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Date: December 1st, 2004 8:18 PM Author: h4ck3d 4cc0un7 (policy wank) i like you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#1727508) |
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Date: December 1st, 2004 9:11 PM Author: KelVarnsen (wild watermelon) this type of joke has been done to perfection before-
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&mc=23&forum_id=1 |
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Date: December 1st, 2004 10:17 PM Author: Loser-Fuckles 1) This one's much better.
2) You suck for using autoadmit.com instead of xoxohth.com. |
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Date: December 1st, 2004 10:24 PM Author: KelVarnsen (wild watermelon) 1. you had to be there, it's not as funny when you know it's coming.
2. not my link |
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Date: December 1st, 2004 11:52 PM Author: Extreme Fajitas It's much more likely that you'd see this sort of random stranger dying minutes after you noticed him. But you have to be wary on xoxo whenever somebody talks about getting ANY ass at all, let alone hooking it up with a cousin. This story also had more subtle details. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#1728373) |
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Date: December 1st, 2004 9:31 PM Author: Garth22 excellent (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#1727791) |
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Date: December 1st, 2004 10:37 PM Author: you (Yo!......................................(yo, yo yo)) I don't get it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#1728016) |
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Date: December 1st, 2004 11:37 PM Author: SlapJohnson (How'd you learn to scrippy-scroll so fast?) this made my day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#1728321) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2004 12:00 AM Author: Penguin (Top 30% of the class, here I come) I didn't even crack a simle. Go figure. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#1728398) |
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Date: December 15th, 2004 2:19 PM Author: .... ... ....,..... ... .... ...,... ... Me either. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#1795951) |
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Date: January 20th, 2005 12:34 AM Author: Harrison Randall Pink It figures you wouldn't.
You can't die soon enough. |
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Date: March 3rd, 2005 11:36 AM Author: plucot I don't know if you're kidding, but the end is the intro to the tv show "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#2248411) |
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Date: April 24th, 2005 4:00 AM Author: .... ... ....,..... ... .... ...,... ... (Oh, you broke her apple! That is so sad.) Thanks, but I understood it. I just didn't think it was funny. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#2622245) |
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Date: April 24th, 2005 4:04 AM Author: Loser-Fuckles It's kind of weird that this brief exchange took more than four months to complete. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#2622262) |
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Date: April 24th, 2005 4:11 AM Author: .... ... ....,..... ... .... ...,... ... (Oh, you broke her apple! That is so sad.) Ha, true. And it might not be over if Crabby is still around... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#2622295) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2004 12:13 AM Author: StabbyMcLawyer (Possessor of Blackacre) 180^3 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#1728448) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2004 2:33 AM Author: Rowan I've been overlooking this post, but it's of high quality. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#1729137) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2004 2:35 AM Author: SlapJohnson (How'd you learn to scrippy-scroll so fast?) Isn't it glorious? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#1729139) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2004 2:36 AM Author: Rowan The delivery is commendable, particularly the headline. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#1729146) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2004 2:37 AM Author: SlapJohnson (How'd you learn to scrippy-scroll so fast?) the transition is great too, just enough to hook you in and by the time you're reading the FPOBA lyrics you didn't even see it coming. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#1729151) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2004 2:45 AM Author: [Board administrators control this account.] I just started laughing again.
HOwever, i copied the text of the OP, and emailed it to some friends (subject line-- i forgot to tell you about this) and they just wrote back saying "wtf?"
i guess it only works on a message board. |
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Date: December 2nd, 2004 2:47 AM Author: SlapJohnson (How'd you learn to scrippy-scroll so fast?) You have to be predisposed to liking the type of humor on here. Not the case of many people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#1729186) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2004 2:48 AM Author: Rowan (The crows seemed to be calling his name, thought Caw) I'm also not sure that it would work so well if the headline and text weren't so different. The whole point is that it starts out serious, which is hard to buy without the lag time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#1729188) |
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Date: December 15th, 2004 2:44 PM Author: Harrison Randall Pink The details are also glorious.
"and stuff"
"We didn't go out there, but we watched until the ambulance came."
Things like that are brilliant. |
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Date: May 16th, 2005 4:48 AM Author: Renada Deshada excellent concept; brilliantly executed. HRP is right about the small details, all earnest before the transition, except "shovel" is the clue something is coming. a model post. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#2796502) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2004 9:22 PM Author: Brined Turkey This really deserves to be bumped. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#1732895) |
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Date: December 15th, 2004 2:19 PM Author: Richard Grieco I agree... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#1795945) |
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Date: December 15th, 2004 2:42 PM Author: Harrison Randall Pink 180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#1796065) |
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Date: January 20th, 2005 12:05 AM Author: freeinternet Wow. That was just fucking great. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#1965594) |
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Date: January 20th, 2005 12:38 AM Author: Rowan (I fought the law and the law won) Nice bump. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#1965822) |
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Date: January 20th, 2005 1:08 AM Author: weakness Superb! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#1965948) |
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Date: January 30th, 2005 7:59 PM Author: Rowan (I fought the law and the law won) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#2030544) |
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Date: February 16th, 2005 12:06 AM Author: [Board administrators control this account.] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#2142154) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 8:07 PM Author: Harrison Randall Pink (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#2236634) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 8:08 PM Author: NicoBlue Hi. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#2236641) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 8:08 PM Author: NavinRJohnson Quality bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#2236642) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 8:08 PM Author: NicoBlue This is the greatest thread ever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#2236637) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 8:14 PM Author: Braden Better than the porkchops one? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#2236665) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 8:14 PM Author: Ricky_Ricardo Beautiful. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#2236662) |
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Date: November 15th, 2005 11:58 PM Author: 2kie (Watch therefore: for ye know not what hour your Lord doth come) stealth bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#4302728) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 8:20 PM Author: NicoBlue Does that one line mean:
"Yo holmes, take me to Bel Air"
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"Yo, take me home to Bel Air"
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Date: March 1st, 2005 8:21 PM Author: NavinRJohnson The former. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#2236707) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 8:22 PM Author: NicoBlue that's what I thought. I just noticed that the OP spelled it "yo, home to bel air" and thought I might have had it wrong all these years. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#2236712) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 8:24 PM Author: NavinRJohnson I can understand, in the context of his brilliance, you doubting the truisms of life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#2236723) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2005 10:31 PM Author: Brined Turkey Yep, still funny. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#2245652) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2005 11:33 AM Author: Prof. Evan-2000 (ethics, aesthetics) So true (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#2248397) |
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Date: April 24th, 2005 3:59 AM Author: [Board administrators control this account.] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#2622239) |
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Date: May 1st, 2005 3:25 PM Author: Deanrobbins (play fucking loud) best.thread.ever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#2672273) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 10:04 AM Author: Shackleton (Ubi te paedicabam, tuque dolebas) http://www.collegehumor.com/?update_id=205
Top 100 People In History, Ever. #87 Earl Moberg Update by Jeff Rubin on May. 3rd, 2005
You may not know Earl Moberg by name, but you've seen his face hundreds of times. Earl is best known for playing the cab driver in the opening credits of The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. I recently had the pleasure of talking with Earl about the opening credits, life, and those funky dice in the mirror.
Jeff: Did you have any idea when you were shooting the opening for Fresh Prince how big the show was going to be? Earl Moberg: No way man, I had no idea. We shot that entire sequence in about three hours right before lunch in, wow what was it, 1989 I think. If you would have told me then I was going to be on TV twice a day sixteen years later, I would have called you a liar and told you to get of my cab. J: That brings up an interesting point, you are a real cab driver. EM: Yes, absolutely. I've been driving cabs 20 years. J: So then how did you end up on TV? EM: It's a funny story. Quincy Jones, who produced the show, got in my cab one morning. I remember it like it was yesterday - he went from Wooster & Spring to Washington Square Park. When we got there I told him there was no fare and the only payment I would accept was a high five. He looked me square in the eye, Quincy has this way of looking at you, and said "How would you like to come to Hollywood?" J: But you never had a desire to stay? EM: Nah, driving a cab is what I do. I had a few other offers after the show got popular, but I couldn't stop doing this. J: Do you still keep in touch with Will? EM: Will is a stand-up young man. He still sends my family and I a Christmas card every year. He signs it "stay fresh." J: Did being on TV every week for years affect you? EM: I don't know, I don't think so really. My friends would say "smell ya' later" for about a year or two. Then it got old. I don't really smell. People started to recognize me when they got in my cab for a while. It's starting to happen again now that the show's on Nick at Nite. I must have taken a thousand pictures giving people high fives over the year. But who am I kidding? I love it. J: I ask everyone this question Earl... EM: Hooo boy, here it comes. I'm ready for it. J: If you could eat dinner with any three people, living or dead, who would it be? EM: What a question! I would choose with Mahatma Ghandi, Robert DeNiro, and my wife. I think they'd all get along. J: Earl, it's been great talking to you. One last question: what is your favorite Fresh Prince moment? EM: [laughs] That's a hard one. I never really loved the show honestly. The subject matter could get a little salty for my taste. I didn't like how Will treated his elders. If I had to pick, I guess I like the part where he gets in the cab and says "Yo home to Bel Air!" [laughs] Or whenever Uncle Phil throws Jazz out of the house. That Jazz has a smart mouth. |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 10:19 AM Author: Remember Sniglets? I do. I will never, ever understand why I found this so funny. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#2695819) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 10:20 AM Author: Shackleton (Ubi te paedicabam, tuque dolebas) Oddly, I never really got it - or understood why some considered it the best post ever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#2695822) |
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Date: May 4th, 2005 10:21 AM Author: jories It is YOU'RE MOVIN WITH YOUR AUNTIE AND UNCLE TO BEL-AIR, BITCH. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#2695824) |
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Date: June 16th, 2005 9:34 PM Author: A Simple Asian Man bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#3035016) |
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Date: June 16th, 2005 9:36 PM Author: Shotgun Ned I saw the original post on other message boards before the original post date. Yawn. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#3035035) |
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Date: June 16th, 2005 9:39 PM Author: A Simple Asian Man Interesting. That makes the OP not prestigious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#3035081) |
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Date: June 27th, 2005 6:24 PM Author: Rowan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#3127160) |
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Date: June 27th, 2005 6:30 PM Author: ^_^ This may be my favorite thread of all-time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#3127202) |
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Date: June 27th, 2005 6:31 PM Author: Rapscallion Easily the best thread ever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#3127214) |
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Date: August 10th, 2005 11:12 AM Author: Brined Turkey (Jumping from topic to topic. Quite hypnotic.) It's been a while since this thread was at the top. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#3548716) |
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Date: August 10th, 2005 11:15 AM Author: ^_^ excellent.
I shed tears of joy everytime I see this thread. |
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Date: August 10th, 2005 11:15 AM Author: beanie boy Damn, don't mess with texas. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#3548733) |
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Date: August 10th, 2005 11:17 AM Author: NicoBlue ("I don't think I'd trust a woman who ate ass." - sugarywitch) I laughed again, even knowing the ending. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#3548741) |
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Date: August 10th, 2005 11:25 AM Author: Lionel Hutz (Works on contingency? No, money down!) Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#3548801) |
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Date: July 11th, 2006 6:32 PM Author: Jesus H. Christ Esq (http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/6329/shutup15ws.jpg) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#6188665) |
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Date: August 10th, 2005 11:28 AM Author: Pilates I just burst out laughing at work. Investment bankers don't take kindly to drones having fun in their cube. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#3548829) |
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Date: August 11th, 2005 8:54 AM Author: .... ............. .. ........... most overrated post ever. hth. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#3558217) |
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Date: August 15th, 2005 12:04 AM Author: That Weird Looking Kid BUMP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#3588748) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2005 8:34 PM Author: Cadwalader Chris (I am now free...) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#3731578) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2005 8:38 PM Author: trig4prez i'm drunk but laughing, good job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#3731604) |
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Date: November 4th, 2005 10:27 PM Author: Evan-2001 For comparison's sake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#4215865) |
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Date: November 11th, 2005 10:00 PM Author: GOLD PLATED CADILLAC COSMETIC SURGERY I still randomly laugh about this one. Brilliant. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#4271487) |
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Date: December 30th, 2005 1:11 PM Author: Evan-2001 still the best post ever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#4695555) |
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Date: December 30th, 2005 1:19 PM Author: A Simple Asian Man (Stocky, 26 year old man.) I laugh. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#4695588) |
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Date: December 30th, 2005 1:20 PM Author: Evan-2001 Aw fuck it's edited out. Come on people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#4695591) |
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Date: December 30th, 2005 1:21 PM Author: Rowan (Red Pride!) Oh, that's terrible. Did anyone save it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#4695594) |
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Date: December 30th, 2005 1:24 PM Author: Evan-2001 There's a good chance someone copied and pasted it at some point into another thread. I don't know how to find that though. :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#4695608) |
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Date: December 30th, 2005 1:27 PM Author: Rowan (Red Pride!) Post an inquiry in its own thread. Someone might be concerned enough about board heritage to track down their own reposting of it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#4695622) |
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Date: December 30th, 2005 1:26 PM Author: Evan-2001 Whoa it's back! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#4695616) |
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Date: December 30th, 2005 2:01 PM Author: Rowan (Red Pride!) yay! just in case...
I was at McDonalds, talking with some friends. This guy, sitting in the corner all by himself, looked depressed. But I didn't really think about it until later. He finished his food before us and walked out. Like, 30 seconds later, we hear these brakes screeching and we were like 'WTF, was that a car accident?' So we all stand up and look out the window. It was that kid, who I guess jumped in front of a car. He was just lying on the ground. I couldn't tell if he was alive or not. It was crazy. Then this lady started screaming. We didn't go out there, but we watched until the ambulance came. It was really sad when his mom showed up, though. They had to shovel him onto the stretcher. And, as they were putting him into the ambulance, his mom saw the tread marks on his chest and head. Suddenly, she yelled 'You're movin' with your uncle and auntie in Bel Air.' I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, The license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cat was rare, But I thought "Nah forget it, Yo home to Bel Air." I pulled up to the house about seven or eight, and I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes, smell ya later." Looking at my kingdom, I was finally there, To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air. |
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Date: December 30th, 2005 1:27 PM Author: fulano (Mr Pibb + Red Vines = Crazy Delicious) this is heartless, i never read this post (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#4695617) |
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Date: December 30th, 2005 1:23 PM Author: Clandestine I missed it. =( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#4695603) |
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Date: December 30th, 2005 1:27 PM Author: ..,. ..,, .., .,,,. Poof, it reappears. That's just weird. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#4695621) |
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Date: December 30th, 2005 1:27 PM Author: Evan-2001 Spooky... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#4695624) |
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Date: December 30th, 2005 1:29 PM Author: ..,. ..,, .., .,,,. Holy shit I read it (for the first time). I laughed so fucking hard I started to see stars. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#4695631) |
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Date: December 31st, 2005 12:22 AM Author: Evan-2001 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#4699986) |
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Date: December 31st, 2005 12:30 AM Author: Hittin\' It This Second I remember when this was originally posted. Good times. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#4700095) |
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Date: December 31st, 2005 12:31 AM Author: warren buffettzini (I stab vagrants.) it's funny but it's def not the best thread ever, or even close. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#4700120) |
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Date: January 1st, 2006 6:47 PM Author: Evan-2001 I'm going to shoot a huge load in your mouth. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#4707660) |
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Date: January 25th, 2006 7:25 PM Author: Rowan (Red Pride!) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#4907386) |
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Date: January 25th, 2006 7:44 PM Author: Brined Turkey (( )@( )) Praise allah that this thread still lives. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#4907537) |
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Date: January 27th, 2006 7:51 PM Author: Jesus H. Christ Esq (http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/6329/shutup15ws.jpg) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#4924811) |
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Date: February 6th, 2006 2:43 PM Author: burntnorton (the years they passed and so did we) West Philadelphia, born and raised (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#5010023) |
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Date: February 25th, 2006 4:46 AM Author: WhateverDood awesome, awesome thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#5180946) |
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Date: April 5th, 2006 11:54 AM Author: C+C™ yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#5517948) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2006 5:29 PM Author: Jesus H. Christ Esq (http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/6329/shutup15ws.jpg) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#5701205) |
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Date: May 5th, 2006 2:49 PM Author: .o.o.o.o. really fucking hilarious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#5720871) |
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Date: May 5th, 2006 2:50 PM Author: Beta795 i love when this thread gets bumped. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#5720879) |
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Date: May 5th, 2006 5:56 PM Author: Brined Turkey (Is the place to be) This thread is the perfect way to celebrate cinco de mayo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#5722298) |
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Date: May 5th, 2006 2:54 PM Author: done and done The best thing about this thread is that I forgot the story completely, and read it again.
It was like reading it for the first time all over. I cried tears of joy. |
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Date: May 5th, 2006 3:41 PM Author: WindChillFactor this is still my favorite XO flamepost thread! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#5721279) |
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Date: May 15th, 2006 9:45 PM Author: DING NEVER FORGET (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#5790899) |
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Date: May 17th, 2006 11:33 PM Author: Jesus H. Christ Esq (http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/6329/shutup15ws.jpg) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2mTRIKOGM8&search=sugarhill%20gang (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#5805676) |
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Date: May 17th, 2006 11:50 PM Author: , .. ,,, .. . . . , , , ,,,,,,, *cries* best xoxo post ever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#5805790) |
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Date: May 17th, 2006 11:52 PM Author: SlapJohnson This thread has remained awesome. On a side note, it's weird to see your own comments on it 1.5 years later. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#5805800) |
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Date: June 5th, 2006 8:04 PM Author: Maastricht (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#5917796) |
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Date: June 5th, 2006 8:10 PM Author: Poorly Written User Documentation i had the weirdest feeling reading that...
bwahahahahaha!!111 |
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Date: June 5th, 2006 8:13 PM Author: GOLD PLATED CADILLAC COSMETIC SURGERY Still my favorite thread of all time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#5917837) |
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Date: July 11th, 2006 6:34 PM Author: Al Davis\'s leaky brain I can't believe people back in the day thought this was so good. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#6188675) |
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Date: July 11th, 2006 6:39 PM Author: Bristol Palin\'s retarded incest baby (FRIENDZONED: The Story of my Life) Astounding. Truly, the benchmark for 180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#6188711) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2006 12:35 AM Author: Done and done bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#6366126) |
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Date: October 16th, 2006 1:19 AM Author: TY scandaal....
http://www.superherohype.com/forums/printthread.php?t=150161 |
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Date: October 16th, 2006 1:53 AM Author: loafer another legend dies (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#6796534) |
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Date: January 9th, 2007 5:05 PM Author: done and done woah, just a one day difference too in post dates. Interesting. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#7383823) |
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Date: January 9th, 2007 7:20 PM Author: ..,...,.,. ..,,,.,,..,., .,.,...,..,. eh... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#7384797) |
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Date: October 26th, 2006 3:44 PM Author: Doc Lewis (I'm just a n***a who loves titties) RIPPED OFF!
http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/Content?oid=93608 |
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Date: December 19th, 2006 3:13 PM Author: GOLD PLATED CADILLAC COSMETIC SURGERY Still my favorite. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#7258994) |
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Date: December 28th, 2006 3:15 PM Author: Buttsteak bump for posterity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#7306909) |
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Date: January 9th, 2007 5:03 PM Author: GOLD PLATED CADILLAC COSMETIC SURGERY Never gets old. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#7383798) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 10:38 PM Author: Vector\'s semi-retired rectum (Vec) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#7486325) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 10:38 PM Author: Guilt stricken sobbing with our heads on the floor YES!
TYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTY |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 10:40 PM Author: chancemeeting (ret. - except radiohead threads) (slow it down; song is sacred) The best, for sure, b/c it was the first. But I thought I did a decent job too.
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Date: January 25th, 2007 10:51 PM Author: Vector\'s semi-retired rectum (Vec) Link? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#7486379) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 10:55 PM Author: chancemeeting (ret. - except radiohead threads) (slow it down; song is sacred) Just bumped it. Of course, now that you know it's coming it loses all its punch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#7486394) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 10:40 PM Author: Vic Tayback\'s Sweaty T-Shirt Would have been better if you used 2007. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#7486342) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 10:49 PM Author: Felix Leiter This is good, but I can't believe people really think it's on par with Consenus Philosophy of Shit Eating, Tried all y'all's fucking neanderthalish method, Dirty Old Voyeuristic Tale, etc.
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Date: January 25th, 2007 11:20 PM Author: boudoir bump these please for comparison, tyia (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#7486519) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 11:35 PM Author: ICE ! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#7486597) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 11:39 PM Author: Felix Leiter ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#7486616) |
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Date: April 27th, 2007 5:27 PM Author: .,...,,,.,..,,,,,.,,,.,,,.,., Wow, bad form, Thea. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#8018500) |
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Date: September 4th, 2007 12:04 AM Author: Felix Leiter Okay, yeah, in isolation my comment looks pretty shitty, I have to admit that.
Unfortunately, the context is in some other thread, which I have no idea how to locate now. Basically it was one of those "greatest XO threads" type of threads, and somebody there mentioned this thread, as well as the ones I referenced above, and somebody else said that this thread blew the others away. I had never seen this thread, so I did a comparison, and left my assessment here instead of there.
But yeah, bottom line is that I have horrendous pride-of-authorship issues. And also, I am fucking awesome. |
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Date: March 7th, 2007 1:39 AM Author: Buttsteak :-) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#7720857) |
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Date: April 21st, 2007 2:30 PM Author: lookthengo (wamp wamp what it do what it do) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#7975633) |
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Date: April 27th, 2007 4:40 PM Author: GOLD PLATED CADILLAC COSMETIC SURGERY comparison bump. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#8018171) |
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Date: April 27th, 2007 4:49 PM Author: Adolph Hitler IX one of the best threads in xoxo history (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#8018229) |
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Date: August 9th, 2007 3:39 PM Author: lonestar (sup brah? it's lonestar, dooder!) WTF dooders?
http://mods.punkrocks.net/showthread.php?s=9b01f20d67dd15cc4ae386d9580331c9&threadid=9549 http://www.discovervancouver.com/FORUM/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=156374 |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 4:55 PM Author: Super Secret Community Account *tewt* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#8835799) |
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Date: April 9th, 2008 1:12 AM Author: Maria (Celes) http://mushroomprince.ytmnd.com/
*hoots* |
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Date: April 9th, 2008 1:13 AM Author: nyuug damn, this was pretty good (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#9600210) |
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Date: April 9th, 2008 3:21 AM Author: good to see each generation comment :) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#9600508) |
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Date: April 9th, 2008 1:20 AM Author: GOLD PLATED CADILLAC COSMETIC SURGERY Damn, I was overdue to bump this one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#9600249) |